^ That is hilarious. 10 / 10. I knew we saw eye to eye. I am stuck in a recliner for the next few days and both my xbox controller and ps3 are just out of reach..by about 3 feet.. I keep shimmying towards em // almost there....just gotta concentrate..keep reaching......help me Lando Calrissian... I am praying to the almighty Princess Leia....almost got it....
^ That is hilarious. 10 / 10. I knew we saw eye to eye. I am stuck in a recliner for the next few days and both my xbox controller and ps3 are just out of reach..by about 3 feet.. I keep shimmying towards em // almost there....just gotta concentrate..keep reaching......help me Lando Calrissian... I am praying to the almighty Princess Leia....almost got it....
You can always get someone to do it for you...
"You will give me my controller and leave this room with the door open."
Just make sure the person you talk to does their best Daniel Craig impression. That HAS to work for sure! 
youll be playing Mass Effect again in no time!
^ That is hilarious. 10 / 10. I knew we saw eye to eye. I am stuck in a recliner for the next few days and both my xbox controller and ps3 are just out of reach..by about 3 feet.. I keep shimmying towards em // almost there....just gotta concentrate..keep reaching......help me Lando Calrissian... I am praying to the almighty Princess Leia....almost got it....
Nightman what happened since you're stuck in a recliner?
^^ I busted my knee again. I played basketball almost non-stop for about 20 years and now its catching up to me. I'm cool..thank you for your concern.. I get to have a few days off with a bunch of nice pain pills and if I can only reach my damn controller. My sister bought me the blu-ray's of ghostbusters 1 & 2.. I am very excited to watch em...so I get to plug my ps3 back in.. if I am able to get it to play mass effect.. I will send ya a msg.. it would be nice to play with ya again my friend.
Hmm, one of my posts was deleted. Whatever.
Confession: Played a match where everyone died because they were terrible. I was my asari adept and there was one last enemy left which was a pretorian if I remember correctly. Everyone was in spectator mode at that point watching everything I did. After shooting at it for a while and working it down to about three bars of health left, I got tired and decided to be a jerk and just bailed. Mission failure. It was quite funny. Even funnier was the fact that it was a silver match. 
^^^ No Pat, that is actually very funny. If your teammates aren't trying or gelling or helping each other..than why should you have to do the work for them? I have done what you did more than several times......it's really funny to me. 
^^ I busted my knee again. I played basketball almost non-stop for about 20 years and now its catching up to me. I'm cool..thank you for your concern.. I get to have a few days off with a bunch of nice pain pills and if I can only reach my damn controller. My sister bought me the blu-ray's of ghostbusters 1 & 2.. I am very excited to watch em...so I get to plug my ps3 back in.. if I am able to get it to play mass effect.. I will send ya a msg.. it would be nice to play with ya again my friend.
I'm really sorry to hear that 
But yeah definitely send me a message if you get to play on the ps3, I'll be ready to play with you. And be careful with that knee, get lots of rest.
^^^ No Pat, that is actually very funny. If your teammates aren't trying or gelling or helping each other..than why should you have to do the work for them? I have done what you did more than several times......it's really funny to me.
I think the main reason I left was because I was hungry. Food takes priority.
Hmm, one of my posts was deleted. Whatever.
Confession: Played a match where everyone died because they were terrible. I was my asari adept and there was one last enemy left which was a pretorian if I remember correctly. Everyone was in spectator mode at that point watching everything I did. After shooting at it for a while and working it down to about three bars of health left, I got tired and decided to be a jerk and just bailed. Mission failure. It was quite funny. Even funnier was the fact that it was a silver match.
One time, I played with guys on Hydra who all went to that ledge next to the waterfall. In wave 3, we had a delivery objective. They didn't even bother to come down off the ledge to help me. I walked the first item in but picked up the second and just held onto it. As it turned out, they actually were inclined to come down off that ledge but only to scream at me and hit me with rifle butts as I stood an arm's length away from the objective until time ran out.
One time, I played with guys on Hydra who all went to that ledge next to the waterfall. In wave 3, we had a delivery objective. They didn't even bother to come down off the ledge to help me. I walked the first item in but picked up the second and just held onto it. As it turned out, they actually were inclined to come down off that ledge but only to scream at me and hit me with rifle butts as I stood an arm's length away from the objective until time ran out.
Worth it.
THE BATARIAN BRAWLER CLEARLY WORKS OUT IN A BOXING-INTENSIVE GYM. Mine is more general purpose, but it happens to have a few heavy bags. That may be why I specialized in close-in body hooks and uppercuts, AS OPPOSED TO THE WIDE, SLOW, POWERFUL RIGHT CROSSES THROWN BY THE BATARIAN BRAWLER, A CHARACTER IN MULTIPLAYER.Just curious but what kind of training gym are going to?
THE BATARIAN BRAWLER CLEARLY WORKS OUT IN A BOXING-INTENSIVE GYM. Mine is more general purpose, but it happens to have a few heavy bags. That may be why I specialized in close-in body hooks and uppercuts, AS OPPOSED TO THE WIDE, SLOW, POWERFUL RIGHT CROSSES THROWN BY THE BATARIAN BRAWLER, A CHARACTER IN MULTIPLAYER.
I MUST CONFESS THAT I ENVY THE BATARIAN BRAWLER FOR HIS HEAD-PULPING POWER PUNCHES, when the best I ever did was a couple broken ribs and the occasion flash knockdown. And now, apparently, working my left hook will jam up my hand if I'm not careful.
UNLIKE THE ME3 MULTIPLAYER CHARACTER, THE BATARIAN BRAWLER, WHO CAN PUNCH AN ATLAS DEATH MACHINE WITHOUT SO MUCH AS SCRAPING A KNUCKLE. I ENVY HIM.
I must stop treating my hands as rocks to throw at an enemy and start treating them as the delicate instruments of healing and sexual ecstacy God intended them to be, so...STOP STRUGGLING!
I think this is how Vorcha Master Baits started out. The CAPS part just keeps consuming the regular text until there's nothing left.
Good times.
I think this is how Vorcha Master Baits started out. The CAPS part just keeps consuming the regular text until there's nothing left.
Good times.
And those good times will return. VMB wasn't REALLY assassinated. It's all just a cover up.
Everytime someone from my "fanclub" makes it to this section, the btm thread just to show their mug and not contribute to other threads anyway, I feel like screaming for getting reminded at how they spread my personal information all over the threads on the forum when it was none of their damn business to begin with. I shut up for the sake of peace.... but I freaking have a limit.
OT: Playing me3 MP takes my mind off things.
And those good times will return. VMB wasn't REALLY assassinated. It's all just a cover up.
Yep you figured it out, you're the only reason this whole forum exists
Lol what?
Just to be clear, "fanclub" means hateclub, "fan" just sounds a bit better lol, I just get a bit upset whenever I see the face of the person who stood behind everything which was done to me, that's all. I should try and ignore her instead and not derail this thread.
Edit: Glad we cleared the misunderstanding up through pm
OT: I confess last night's game were terrible lol.
-played bronze for way too long before trying silver/gold
-I have never specced a character for melee, I just never play as a melee character at all
-I hate phantoms, gimme guardians all day
-favourite guns: Geth Plasma Shotgun and the Black Widow
-I wish I was better at using the Javelin
-favourite characters: SI and the GE, I never play as a Krogan
-did I mention that I hate those pesky acrobatic phantoms from hell
-I call my QFI "Jiggly Bum"
-I tell myself I just play for fun, yet I still end up checking the score after each round during play and I hate coming last even when playing with people who are clearly better than me!
THE BATARIAN BRAWLER CLEARLY WORKS OUT IN A BOXING-INTENSIVE GYM. Mine is more general purpose, but it happens to have a few heavy bags. That may be why I specialized in close-in body hooks and uppercuts, AS OPPOSED TO THE WIDE, SLOW, POWERFUL RIGHT CROSSES THROWN BY THE BATARIAN BRAWLER, A CHARACTER IN MULTIPLAYER.
I MUST CONFESS THAT I ENVY THE BATARIAN BRAWLER FOR HIS HEAD-PULPING POWER PUNCHES, when the best I ever did was a couple broken ribs and the occasion flash knockdown. And now, apparently, working my left hook will jam up my hand if I'm not careful.
UNLIKE THE ME3 MULTIPLAYER CHARACTER, THE BATARIAN BRAWLER, WHO CAN PUNCH AN ATLAS DEATH MACHINE WITHOUT SO MUCH AS SCRAPING A KNUCKLE. I ENVY HIM.
I must stop treating my hands as rocks to throw at an enemy and start treating them as the delicate instruments of healing and sexual ecstacy God intended them to be, so...STOP STRUGGLING!
Woo nice! While I quite like the batarian brawler although I've always been partial to the krogan way of "Apply generous amounts of forehead to problem". However I envy the brawler and the krogan in that my hands have always been rather small relatively and as such in contrast to their fisticuff ways I've always been more of a drell and done Taek won do and kick boxing instead.
As much as I'd like to backhand mooks to the moon or headbutt a brute down, reality demands that I'm better off using my elbows, knees and kicks instead. I don't have the luxury of redundant nervous system after all. Neither can I throw devastatingly slow falcon punches of doom while laughing with impunity because of my damage resistance. Biotics in particular would've been rather convenient but alas one must needs make do with what one's got..
Confession update:
1. I still sometimes lurk BSN even though I haven't played ME3 since February.
2. I still find some of you as amusing as always.
3. I still find some of you as weird as always.
4. I'm amused and weirded out to notice that the intersection of 2 and 3 is not the null set.
5. I occasionally miss playing with my old squadmates on several platforms.
6. I don't miss the bugs and glitches, not one little bit.
Confession update:
1. I still sometimes lurk BSN even though I haven't played ME3 since February.
2. I still find some of you as amusing as always.
3. I still find some of you as weird as always.
4. I'm amused and weirded out to notice that the intersection of 2 and 3 is not the null set.
5. I occasionally miss playing with my old squadmates on several platforms.
6. I don't miss the bugs and glitches, not one little bit.
Yep you figured it out, you're the only reason this whole forum exists
Confession: If I'd known those Possessed Abominations were in the LZ with us, I would've heavy melee'd them well before they could explode from extraction itself.
Confession update:
1. I still sometimes lurk BSN even though I haven't played ME3 since February.
2. I still find some of you as amusing as always.
3. I still find some of you as weird as always.
4. I'm amused and weirded out to notice that the intersection of 2 and 3 is not the null set.
5. I occasionally miss playing with my old squadmates on several platforms.
6. I don't miss the bugs and glitches, not one little bit.
same here. took 6 month breaks (fallout), come back and need to start to L2P from scratch (the aim was terribad)
missing some of your voices out there...
Eh, intersection of 2 and 3 is probably the same as the union of em
Should we get a "retired players match" going? What do you think? XD
#2 + #3 != #2 . #3 for definite 
As to retired players, I could be persuaded to come back by the prospect of some games with you. But the rust would be real.
Also, and this is another confession, I've been spoilt by the fact that all the 20th century weapons I've been using so much recently are better than those in ME3. Maybe barring the Venom 
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