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[Captain Funky Blimp]

Leisure Muffin wrote...

You sure try hard to sound smart, for someone who can't even figure out how to beat gold.

That has to be, like, the crappiest ME3 MP confession ever.  Please feel free to try again if you're so inclined.  You will not be unfairly judged, mocked, or ridiculed.

[Meatiershower]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I've never won a gold match.

When Mauraders die, it sounds to me like they're saying "Shoobie Dooble".

I remain hopelessly convinced that if I listen closely enough, one day I'll be able to make out those little pseuso-phrases the Nemeses blurt out in battle.  Those are words, aren't they?

I don't have a headset.  Those who do typically use it as an instrument of torture against my sanity (endless cursing, abused/neglected babies/children screaming in the background, incessant chatter having nothing to do with what is going on in the game, and more......so much more).

I love the new overpowered weapons and hope I eventually get them all.

I was a young teenager when Donkey Kong hit the arcades, and yet, here I am, still relentlessly playing videogames, and wondering if maybe, just maybe, I should have moved on to something else by now.

I wish I could find others to play with who aren't maladjusted 12 year olds who just discovered how to curse, urban bong enthusiasts who use their headsets to advertise precisely how high they are at any given moment, or alarmingly high strung "SERIOUS GAMERS" who seem to be perpetually on the verge of a massive stroke, especially when the universe so much as momentarily ceases to instantaneously comply with their every whim.

I kept my Krogan Vanguard around a little too long.

After a while, give or take a little, all the weapons start to seem about the same once you adjust for their natural inherent differences.

I secretly, foolishly, laughably believe that I am the only person in the universe to figure out that you can have a hell of a lot of fun if you optimize a Turian Sentinel to use the Striker, especially once you tack on a Level 3 Stabilizer.

I almost always use inappropriate misogynistic terms when I kill Phantoms.  

That's all I've got off the cuff.  Do you have any confessions?

Kudos for an enjoyable, humerous, and accurate post, Captain. You've brightened a crappy day.

[Pigeon08]

I view Drell players as the most important and I go out of my way to revive them no matter what. Thane Krios is awesome.

I will always try and finish a Banshee/Atlas/Prime with a melee because it looks better.

I have farmed before but mainly play Silver now as Gold is full of farmers, or people who think they are too good.

I'm always at annoyed at Nova-spammers as my poor Vorcha can't get close enough to do a bit of decapitating before the enemy is spammed into oblivion.

I really want the Eagle just so my manifest looks that bit better.

I have a mic but left the last game when some randomer asked what I thought of the Wraith. I think I might be a bit shy.

Using the Javelin on a single swarmer is the kind of overkill that makes me love the game.

Modifié par Pigeon08, 02 juin 2012 - 09:28 .

[Hk47sPappy]

I play a Krogan Vanguard that only uses his gun about 10% of the time

My Human Female Vanguard is colored blue with green and red stripes and is named Rainbow Dash

[john-in-france]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

IAMREALITY wrote...

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.

And I swear that I'm not the type of person who is comfortable casually throwing around that kind of language, but by the time I've finally scraped off one of those wretched beasts (especially when they're moving in pairs), the room is filled with unmentionable commentary.  I just can't help myself.

Haha, I bet it is not as colourful as the language I use...and I'm female. Says the woman who first played computer games on the ZX Spectrum...

ZX Spectrum?!?!  Hold up- things just got serious up in here.  I'm a rabid Apple ][+ afficionado, and yes, I still have it, and yes, it still works after all these years.  Hard Hat Mack FTW.  Now we're talking real gaming.

I remember when Firefox was an SF game on the Commodore 128.

No my Spectrum died long ago, the Commodore 64 followed, then the 128....the days of real basic programming and machine code, lots of good games with really bad graphics...and tape drives. Mwahaha, I'm getting old...

[Captain Funky Blimp]

A match on Firebase Hydra once glitched out on me in the weirdest way. First my character started to shake and quiver all over the screen, but then began to very slowly ascend, straight up, until finally I was so high up in the air that I could see the other side of the dam, and tucked away behind the dam wall (no pun intended) I could see the little N7 shuttle waiting for Wave 11 to come pick us up. Seriously.

This also once happened on Firebase White, but obviously without the dam and so forth. I could see the entire base, all the snow-capped mountaintops, and the sun-kissed horizon disappearing off in the distance. It was actually quite a beautiful scene and strangely meditative.

And I'm convinced that nobody will ever believe me.

[Fibonacci_]

I used the more powerful, bordering on overpowered, weapons 70% of the time since release. Now I hate others that do it, since I no longer do. 

Modifié par Fibonacci_, 02 juin 2012 - 09:31 .

[MetalHeadDev]

Everytime I get firebase condor, I quit the match.

I get annoyed when people steal my kills, I want those medals~!

Screenshake on gold matches makes me a terrible sniper

I get really irritated when people die on bronze matches

I often die on bronze matches from being careless.

I get stingy over missile use

I get annoyed when people don't use missiles at appropriate times

I feel like the only way to succeed at gold matches is to play as infiltrators.

[Luviagelita]

I have never played on Gold.
I almost always have a lowest score.
My only thought at final waves on Silver: "I'm screwed! I'm screwed! Please don't kill me!"
I'm freaking scared when banshees are around. And often run like hell while others kill them.

[john-in-france]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

A match on Firebase Hydra once glitched out on me in the weirdest way. First my character started to shake and quiver all over the screen, but then began to very slowly ascend, straight up, until finally I was so high up in the air that I could see the other side of the dam, and tucked away behind the dam wall (no pun intended) I could see the little N7 shuttle waiting for Wave 11 to come pick us up. Seriously.

This also once happened on Firebase White, but obviously without the dam and so forth. I could see the entire base, all the snow-capped mountaintops, and the sun-kissed horizon disappearing off in the distance. It was actually quite a beautiful scene and strangely meditative.

And I'm convinced that nobody will ever believe me.

Sounds like the Vanguard bug...apparently you can still shoot downwards and revive team mates from up there...

Modifié par john-in-france, 02 juin 2012 - 09:35 .

[sliverofamoon]

john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

IAMREALITY wrote...

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.

And I swear that I'm not the type of person who is comfortable casually throwing around that kind of language, but by the time I've finally scraped off one of those wretched beasts (especially when they're moving in pairs), the room is filled with unmentionable commentary.  I just can't help myself.

Haha, I bet it is not as colourful as the language I use...and I'm female. Says the woman who first played computer games on the ZX Spectrum...

ZX Spectrum?!?!  Hold up- things just got serious up in here.  I'm a rabid Apple ][+ afficionado, and yes, I still have it, and yes, it still works after all these years.  Hard Hat Mack FTW.  Now we're talking real gaming.

I remember when Firefox was an SF game on the Commodore 128.

No my Spectrum died long ago, the Commodore 64 followed, then the 128....the days of real basic programming and machine code, lots of good games with really bad graphics...and tape drives. Mwahaha, I'm getting old...

oooo... and the hours spent playing Space Invaders, Asteroid, and Pac Man on my Atari..... I STILL cannot get the damned Waccawaccawaccawacca sound out of my head... just pops in there sometimes... And remembering just how ****ing cool Indiana Jones was with the ****ing pools full of alligators, that I swear I had many nightmares about as a little girl.... wow... did I just date myself, or what....

Modifié par sliverofamoon, 02 juin 2012 - 09:38 .

[Captain Funky Blimp]

john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

A match on Firebase Hydra once glitched out on me in the weirdest way. First my character started to shake and quiver all over the screen, but then began to very slowly ascend, straight up, until finally I was so high up in the air that I could see the other side of the dam, and tucked away behind the dam wall (no pun intended) I could see the little N7 shuttle waiting for Wave 11 to come pick us up. Seriously.

This also once happened on Firebase White, but obviously without the dam and so forth. I could see the entire base, all the snow-capped mountaintops, and the sun-kissed horizon disappearing off in the distance. It was actually quite a beautiful scene and strangely meditative.

And I'm convinced that nobody will ever believe me.

Sounds like the Vanguard bug...apparently you can still shoot downwards and revive team mates from up there...

It was soooooo weird.  The rate of ascension was extremely slow, but I just kept floating up and up, and the game just kept on playing without me- I could hear it all.  I had no idea what the other players were seeing as I did my freaky Jesus thing.  What surprised me more than anything (and maybe it shouldn't have) was how I could see that the devs bothered to fully model huge sections of the environment that could and would never be seen by players no matter where they were on the map.

[sliverofamoon]

Luviagelita wrote...

My only thought at final waves on Silver: "I'm screwed! I'm screwed! Please don't kill me!"

LOL! As to the first one, my friend won't use her mic. because she says she constantly sings "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die..."

[john-in-france]

sliverofamoon wrote...

john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

IAMREALITY wrote...

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.

And I swear that I'm not the type of person who is comfortable casually throwing around that kind of language, but by the time I've finally scraped off one of those wretched beasts (especially when they're moving in pairs), the room is filled with unmentionable commentary.  I just can't help myself.

Haha, I bet it is not as colourful as the language I use...and I'm female. Says the woman who first played computer games on the ZX Spectrum...

ZX Spectrum?!?!  Hold up- things just got serious up in here.  I'm a rabid Apple ][+ afficionado, and yes, I still have it, and yes, it still works after all these years.  Hard Hat Mack FTW.  Now we're talking real gaming.

I remember when Firefox was an SF game on the Commodore 128.

No my Spectrum died long ago, the Commodore 64 followed, then the 128....the days of real basic programming and machine code, lots of good games with really bad graphics...and tape drives. Mwahaha, I'm getting old...

oooo... and the hours spent playing Space Invaders, Asteroid, and Pac Man on my Atari..... I STILL cannot get the damned Waccawaccawaccawacca sound out of my head... just pops in there sometimes... And remembering just how ****ing cool Indiana Jones was with the ****ing pools full of alligators, that I swear I had many nightmares about as a little girl.... wow... did I just date myself, or what....

I forgot the Atari console, and yes Space Invaders!
It gets worse when you realise that you remember the original Battlestar Galactica and William Shatner as Captain Kirk in Star Trek...and yes Indiana Jones was great fun!

Does anyone else remember Blakes 7?
Memories of the 40+ club....

[Captain Funky Blimp]

sliverofamoon wrote...

john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

IAMREALITY wrote...

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.

And I swear that I'm not the type of person who is comfortable casually throwing around that kind of language, but by the time I've finally scraped off one of those wretched beasts (especially when they're moving in pairs), the room is filled with unmentionable commentary.  I just can't help myself.

Haha, I bet it is not as colourful as the language I use...and I'm female. Says the woman who first played computer games on the ZX Spectrum...

ZX Spectrum?!?!  Hold up- things just got serious up in here.  I'm a rabid Apple ][+ afficionado, and yes, I still have it, and yes, it still works after all these years.  Hard Hat Mack FTW.  Now we're talking real gaming.

I remember when Firefox was an SF game on the Commodore 128.

No my Spectrum died long ago, the Commodore 64 followed, then the 128....the days of real basic programming and machine code, lots of good games with really bad graphics...and tape drives. Mwahaha, I'm getting old...

oooo... and the hours spent playing Space Invaders, Asteroid, and Pac Man on my Atari..... I STILL cannot get the damned Waccawaccawaccawacca sound out of my head... just pops in there sometimes... And remembering just how ****ing cool Indiana Jones was with the ****ing pools full of alligators, that I swear I had many nightmares about as a little girl.... wow... did I just date myself, or what....

Wait a minute....are you talking about that devilishly difficult Raiders of the Lost Ark game on the Atari 2600?  That game nearly put me in a mental institution.  I will never forget the torment.  The Map Room....the Thieves Den.....

[waltervolpatto]

I stasi a phantom spread legs upsidedown. Killed shooting at her huhaa

Aiminig at the balls/bottom/breasts of prime/brutes/banshee no poit to headshot anyway

I get bad because you did not revive me and the next wave I cross half map to save your ass...

I do vorcha sound in the mic constantly: I'm 41 and I sound 12....

I cannot headbutt with the krogan nor headshot for the life of me

I bought 200$ of psp....

Kill the guy, missile miss and I use other two.....

Hack, surrounded, all die, two medigel and three rockets later all clear in the same time I'm yelling I'm the mic: now you pissed me off....

Hate vantard, love krogans

Sometimes chicken out of a fight with a banshee, find a friend and finish the sob off

[Captain Funky Blimp]

Sometimes when I'm bitter that a teammate didn't revive me, I will quietly announce to myself that the team is now completely doomed without my greatness to lean on, and that they should have known better than to let me die.

Then they proceed to do just fine.

I hate that.

[llandwynwyn]

-I enjoy silver more than gold.

-When I'm playing my batarian, I always rush to protect the asari of the group when they're in trouble. I don't even know why I rp like this.

-I try not to use (pre game) consumables because 'what if I waste them all?' So I always have 20+ of most of types of ammo/armor/weapon. And always 240+ on missiles/medigel/ops, because when I'm near 240 I get worried and waste my credits on jumbo packs.

-because of this obsession I tend to be always broke.

-I go from being indifferent to GI to hate them.

Modifié par llandwynwyn, 02 juin 2012 - 09:51 .

[MacGarrus]

I shoot everything.

Walls, water, women, wolves, witches, wires, weapons, that Assault Trooper you were heavy meleeing, the dood you just tagged with Warp and were about to detonate in the middle of that crowd of mooks.

I am a bad person and I feel bad. But shooting feels so good. ;_;

[Captain Funky Blimp]

[/quote]

Kudos for an enjoyable, humerous, and accurate post, Captain. You've brightened a crappy day.
[/quote]

I'm glad you got a kick out of it!  I love all of the stuff that people have posted.  I think there's a great deal more humor and intelligence in the fans of this game than the forums might first suggest. 

Now go biotically charge a swarmer and you're guaranteed to have a better tomorrow!  You have my word on that.

[Jobrill]

I am horrible at Infiltrators. I always forget to use Cloak, and sniper rifles completely throw me off because I can't line them properly half the time and I hate the recoil. I can headshot with a Carnifex 100% better, and I prefer playing an Adept or Engineer because I can use Stasis, Combat Drone, or Overload to keep mobs in place while I line up shots.

It makes me feel like a damned scrub.

[sliverofamoon]

john-in-france wrote...

sliverofamoon wrote...

john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

IAMREALITY wrote...

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.

And I swear that I'm not the type of person who is comfortable casually throwing around that kind of language, but by the time I've finally scraped off one of those wretched beasts (especially when they're moving in pairs), the room is filled with unmentionable commentary.  I just can't help myself.

Haha, I bet it is not as colourful as the language I use...and I'm female. Says the woman who first played computer games on the ZX Spectrum...

ZX Spectrum?!?!  Hold up- things just got serious up in here.  I'm a rabid Apple ][+ afficionado, and yes, I still have it, and yes, it still works after all these years.  Hard Hat Mack FTW.  Now we're talking real gaming.

I remember when Firefox was an SF game on the Commodore 128.

No my Spectrum died long ago, the Commodore 64 followed, then the 128....the days of real basic programming and machine code, lots of good games with really bad graphics...and tape drives. Mwahaha, I'm getting old...

oooo... and the hours spent playing Space Invaders, Asteroid, and Pac Man on my Atari..... I STILL cannot get the damned Waccawaccawaccawacca sound out of my head... just pops in there sometimes... And remembering just how ****ing cool Indiana Jones was with the ****ing pools full of alligators, that I swear I had many nightmares about as a little girl.... wow... did I just date myself, or what....

I forgot the Atari console, and yes Space Invaders!
It gets worse when you realise that you remember the original Battlestar Galactica and William Shatner as Captain Kirk in Star Trek...and yes Indiana Jones was great fun!

Does anyone else remember Blakes 7?
Memories of the 40+ club....

ROFL! OMFG! I had SUCH a little girl crush on Starbuck...... and the new one isn't hard to look at either.... but yes, just turned 40.... and I STILL play video games!!!!! And so does my husband!!!

[Captain Funky Blimp]

As soon as I have enough credits to buy a PSP, I do, leaving me perpetually, permanently broke. Oddly, this is not the way I handle my personal finances.

How people amass millions of credits in their accounts is truly beyond me.

[Jobrill]

I get a rush of juvenile glee when I manage to kill an enemy by shooting it in the butt. Sometimes I deliberately aim there.

[Luviagelita]

sliverofamoon wrote...

Luviagelita wrote...

My only thought at final waves on Silver: "I'm screwed! I'm screwed! Please don't kill me!"

LOL! As to the first one, my friend won't use her mic. because she says she constantly sings "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die..."

I lol so hard when I hear something like that in the game).
It means somebody else is scared)