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[sliverofamoon]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

As soon as I have enough credits to buy a PSP, I do, leaving me perpetually, permanently broke. Oddly, this is not the way I handle my personal finances.

How people amass millions of credits in their accounts is truly beyond me.

LOL I only saved for 3 days prior to the new DLC, and had 1.2 million saved, and I was OOOOOOHHHHHH so proud of myself!!! And then my friend says, when I tell him, "That's all? I have about 6 million saved."  I adore the man, and he's one of the five favorites on my friends list, but I seriously just wanted to reach across the internet, and slap him right then! (joking Kaijin. .... ok, well... yah.... mostly joking )

[Alex_Dur4and]

wngmv wrote...

Alex_Dur4and wrote...

I cast statis bubble to ****** of Krogans with their melee attacks (it makes them miss).

I'm convinced that Geth Prime play dubstep music when I shoot and kill them.

I think the marauders say "sheppard sheppard" when they die.

I think that the phantoms and Nemesis are hot!

I love the view when I make my asari run!

I let vangards biotic charging maniacs bleed out just because!

I instantly quit a game when I discover a leecher no matter if i'm with friends or on wave 10.

I never revive people who don't cooperate for objectives.

I hate playing drells, humans and vorcha.

I can't snipe to save my life.

I always call my Salarian characters "Earthworm Jim"

I'll do whatever it takes to revive another Asari.

I thought he said "Shepperd did it" when he died. 

If I hate a player, I won't revive him. Then when he comes to revive me I felt very guilty.

I hate meeleeing Krogan/Batarians.

I hate Drell who uses Cluster Grenades without reaving first. 

I hate Asaris who doesn't do biotic explosion. 

I hate Asari Snipers.

LMFAO!!! I can't here "sheppard sheppard" anymore!!! It's sooo true!!

[Captain Funky Blimp]

I'm not sure if I will ever recover from the image of a morbidly obese Asari shouting "GET-IN-MY-BUBBLE!" (most likely pronounced "booble" in this instance for the Scottish-Asari effect) as a foot long chili cheese dog messily makes its way down her more than ample cleavage.

Thanks to whoever brought that up. I think I need an Advil, a glass of water, and a nap, and even that will most likely do no good.

[SnakeEyes]

Female Quarians: BANANOS!

- Oh my God, I hear that too!

My confession is, even though I know that the scoreboard doesn't actually matter, I always try to be No.01.
If I'm already at the top then I don't rush around but if I'm not then it's all hands on deck, running around KILLING ALL THE THINGS! 

[Red the Aloof]

Whenever I hear the nemesis talk, I kind reminding myself of that one droid in Star Wars right before the battle of Hoth. (The one which Han shoots right in the beginning)

[Buckapocka]

I always laugh at the marauders voice when they die

I think phantoms look awesome

i often do a solo bronze match against cerberus and leave a nemesis at the and of the 3rd round, and try to solve what she's saying. I chase her around the map and laugh at her, because i find it funny, how she runs around, like a mouse on speed:D

My favourite characters are the batarian soldier and the phoenix vanguard, i think their powers are very unique, and i have fun watching enemies explode into pieces of ballistic blades.

I laugh at the krogan's tail when he's sprinting, and i love to run around the map, like the baseball players, after i send an enemy to the sky:D

If i'm playing with the krogan sentinel, i run to husks and kill them with tech armor.

I think it's impossible to hit a prime/banshee with missile at range, so i just run into them like a suicide bomber, and shoot the floor.

I love running/dodging around an atlas or prime and annoy the sh*t out of them:D

[sliverofamoon]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I'm not sure if I will ever recover from the image of a morbidly obese Asari shouting "GET-IN-MY-BUBBLE!" (most likely pronounced "booble" in this instance for the Scottish-Asari effect) as a foot long chili cheese dog messily makes its way down her more than ample cleavage.

Thanks to whoever brought that up. I think I need an Advil, a glass of water, and a nap, and even that will most likely do no good.

LOL! Still gigging at this one here at work....... Wish someone would make a picture.... that'd be just... awesome!

[sliverofamoon]

Buckapocka wrote...

i often do a solo bronze match against cerberus and leave a nemesis at the and of the 3rd round, and try to solve what she's saying. I chase her around the map and laugh at her, because i find it funny, how she runs around, like a mouse on speed:D

Ah....... good.... I'm not the only one who has done this....

[Drussius]

I hate shotguns. The Reegar doesn't count because it's actually an improperly-classified flamethrower.

If someone in the lobby is playing a human vanguard, I switch to Asari Adept just so I can stasis bubble every crowd and steal the kills with the biotic explosion set off by his charge/nova.

I hate the Black Widow.

I love the Widow.

I am addicted to the medals. I won't start using powers until I have my 15 melees and 20 headshots. And I will drop everything else I'm doing to go get a grab when I see the opportunity.

I rage at players who kill the guy I was obviously about to grab.

I tried to quick match into a silver game once and somehow got matched into wave 4 of a gold game while using a level 4 Quarian Engineer with a terrible weapon loadout (Geth Plasma Rifle was my only weapon I believe). I was a detriment to the team and scored less than 20,000 points all game while needing to be revived at least twice on every wave. But I refused to quit because I wanted the credits the rest of the team was earning (I know, that's really bad.). However, when it was over I did apologize to everyone in the lobby and promptly free their spot for a player who really belongs on Gold.

I choose not to play gold matches because people take it too seriously and I can't bring myself to care.

I don't care where I place in the ranks, but if people with a lower N7 rating outscore me, I feel as if I failed somehow when the game is over.

If I see someone fail to even TRY to revive a teammate that they COULD have revived without getting themselves killed, I will not revive them or even take pressure off of them with covering fire for the rest of the match.

I often forget that my daughter's kinect has a mic, and so unintentionally criticize other players or treat them to a LOT of foul language, just because I forget they can hear me.

It always makes me smile when a vanguard goes down. Even if they're not the obnoxious novaguard type.

I love Quarians. Quarian players can expect me to drop everything, even objectives, and run off to revive them no matter how many banshees/phantoms/pyros/ravagers they are buried under. I will use missiles to get there if I have to.

I do not use missiles unless it's to rescue a downed Quarian or clear the LZ for full extraction.

I have never played a level 20 character. The second I hit 20, I promote. I think my N7 Special Ops war asset in single player is currently worth about 4000 war assets all by itself.

Nothing makes me happier than killing a Phantom. Nothing makes me rage harder than getting instakilled by one.

I do not have the Javelin yet. It is the only weapon I've ever really wanted. I would pay $20 of real, hard-earned cash just to get the Javelin I in a pack. All by itself. They don't even need to include any consumables in the pack.

I laughed at a lot of the confessions from other people in this thread. Many of them were quite clever, and some I've done myself. I feel that many of you are nicer and more respectful players than I am. And that makes me feel remarkably unhappy with myself.

[Captain Funky Blimp]

sliverofamoon wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I'm not sure if I will ever recover from the image of a morbidly obese Asari shouting "GET-IN-MY-BUBBLE!" (most likely pronounced "booble" in this instance for the Scottish-Asari effect) as a foot long chili cheese dog messily makes its way down her more than ample cleavage.

Thanks to whoever brought that up. I think I need an Advil, a glass of water, and a nap, and even that will most likely do no good.

LOL! Still gigging at this one here at work....... Wish someone would make a picture.... that'd be just... awesome!

MOST FRIGHTENING FAN ART EVER!

[Captain Funky Blimp]

Red the Aloof wrote...

Whenever I hear the nemesis talk, I kind reminding myself of that one droid in Star Wars right before the battle of Hoth. (The one which Han shoots right in the beginning)

Yes!  Brilliant.

[Jobrill]

I feel a perverse sense of superiority as a PC Player to XBox or PS3 players, only because I have heard through the grapevine that XBox and PS3 players are a lot more elitist and cranky than PC players, who are mostly chill.

I do not put up verbal abuse via voice chat, but I am also pretty non-confrontational, which means when someone starts with the verbal abuse, I will either A) Drop group immediately, or Go off and die somewhere and Alt-Tab out in hopes it will sabotage the match so I can get my credits and move on.

[KooKoo88]

All of my characters have bright green and yellow uniforms, just because my best gaming friend finds it appalling.

[Holy-Hamster]

I rarely play anything but gold unless it's to try out a new weapon. I avoid firebase white like the plague though unless it turns up in a random / random match.

Almost always play an infiltrator, on occasion I'll play the asari adept.

Almost always play the female quarian when playing infiltrator.

I don't like to play with other infiltrators most of the time simply due to wanting all the headshots for myself.

I like being the only infiltrator and playing medic, running around and reviving everyone when all is lost.

Often times I'll end up dying trying to revive someone in really ugly situations (and out of missles) when I should have just finished the round on my own safely.

Before I was pretty stingy with missles and medigels but with the jumbo packs I'll usually blow through all my consumables unless there's absolutely no chance of winning.

Most of the time I prefer it if the other people in my games aren't that good, it gives me a challenge. I find if all four players are really good it gets kinda dull.

On gold PC I rarely ever hear anyone talk. When I do hear someone talk it's usually russians? Not sure why, but I always seem to bump into them.

I once stayed to play multiple games with two female foreigners who didn't speak hardly any english just to hear their voices. I did exceptionally well and at the last game ending in broken english they said "thank for game, bye!". I had a big grin on my face after that.

I once got picked up by an atlas from behind cover and smushed. The one and only time an atlas has executed me. Was pretty embarrassed about that one, but it was pretty funny.

All three teammates down. Finish the round and save everyone, but die to swarmers while celebrating. GG pride.

I love using sabotage to save people from geth hunters and pyros.

When using the indra I tend to spray and pray a lot. It's a good thing there isn't friendly fire because with this gun I'd kill my teammates all the time. It's funny hearing them yell "IDIOT" or "WATCH YOUR FIRE" and such though.

I will leave my teammates and run for it if the situation gets too ugly, but I'll still do my best to draw them away and come revive you if I can.

BANANOS and MY SOUP never gets old.

[Nicator]

The last time I used a consumable was during the demo.

[Jobrill]

I love the Human Engineer's skillset, but have become bored to death of his armor look to the point where I find him sort of hard to look at. I wish I could swap skins somehow. Maybe give him the Dragon Age armor.

[BouncyFrag]

I will shoot at you if you take my "spot" in a match if its a late round and everyone has established their own "spots."

I once attended a Doctor Who convention in the late eighties.

[Mystical_Gaming]

Drussius wrote...

I love Quarians. Quarian players can expect me to drop everything, even objectives, and run off to revive them no matter how many banshees/phantoms/pyros/ravagers they are buried under. I will use missiles to get there if I have to.

I do not use missiles unless it's to rescue a downed Quarian or clear the LZ for full extraction.

aww

[8 Bears]

I kick anyone with Valiant III or higher
I put on disruptor ammo with the hurricane just to troll biotic wielding players
I blame every death on the nearest person to me

Modifié par 8 Bears, 02 juin 2012 - 11:40 .

[a load of stanton]

i hate novagaurds never revive them

i try to act all strategic

i combat roll into enemies because i think people thinks its cool

i hear quarians say "dont touch her"

i like doing single shots and burst fire with assault rifles

i masturbate violently over female characters ( yes i really do )

Modifié par a load of stanton, 02 juin 2012 - 11:43 .

[Drussius]

8 Bears wrote...

I blame every death on the nearest person to me

My daughter does this for me, if she's in the room while I'm playing for some reason. Even if the death was completely my fault, she's like "That Krogan got you killed." Sweet kid.

[Wentletrap]

After I kill a Nemesis, I can't help but stand over them and stare at their breasts.

I give all my characters turquoise armor.

I have a compulsive need to run to the ammo box after each grenade.

[redknight38]

Wentletrap wrote...

I give all my characters turquoise armor.

I have a compulsive need to run to the ammo box after each grenade.

I've done both. All my characters have red armour with black camouflage because of my name. I also felt bad when playing as a soldier that I was stealing all the grenades and wasting time running to fill up my loadout.

For a while, all my characters were named some variant of "Juan Pastol" (get it?). So my Quarian was Juan vas Pastol, my Asarai was Juana T'Pastol, etc...

I get bitterly frustrated when playing as an infiltrator and being near biotic users who shake up the screen but then seem to accomplish nothing with it.

I get a much stronger feeling of accomplishment out of rescuing and reviving downed teammates in tough situations than in scoring kills.

I like playing against Reapers because headshotting Cannibals is like watching meat-filled pinatas explode. On the other hand, head-shotting Cerberus mooks is like watching over-ripe watermelons explode. Geth are the least satisfying. It just looks like I shot at a Twinkie.

[BjornDaDwarf]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I almost always use inappropriate misogynistic terms when I kill Phantoms.

Man, I think I played with you earlier this afternoon.  

Oh, and I color all of my characters in Greens and Reds and pretend they are celebrating alien Christmas while slaughtering the universe's enemies. 

Modifié par BjornDaDwarf, 03 juin 2012 - 12:00 .

[VikingDream]

I stopped playing this to play The Witcher 1&2 now i wonder why i bought ME3 at all mp for an RPG wtf ?_?

I was once a dragon knight