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[B33ker]

Ok here are 2 banter bits that I thought were absolutely hilarious.

The Ohgren one where he talks about Schmooples is only a part of the whole I think, but I was too busy laughing at it and the short bit stands on it's own just fine.

The Sten and Morrigan conversation about them having sex also had me rolling.

rapidshare.com/files/323697273/Sten_Morrigan_Sex.mp3

[Statue]

Can you make me a T-shirt with "Enchantment?" written on it?

[B33ker]

Statue wrote...

Can you make me a T-shirt with "Enchantment?" written on it?

I'm not a clothing designer, but how's this for 10 minutes of work?

[Faithfully Deviant]

I love the one with Sten and Morrigan talking about sex xD that has never come up in my game... I may have to have those two permanently in my party till it does xD

[B33ker]

Faithfully Deviant wrote...

I love the one with Sten and Morrigan talking about sex xD that has never come up in my game... I may have to have those two permanently in my party till it does xD

"You will need armor I think, and a helmet, and something to bite down on"

"If that happens you'll need an iron pry-bar.  Heat it in a fire first or it may not get my attention"

Two of the best lines I've ever heard in this game by FAR. 

[Statue]

LOL that is a nice shirt.

I'd gone with a simple front/back design to allow for a turning around effect:


FRONT:



BACK:



Wonder which of the online specialty T-shirt providers will be first to stock them?

When ordering two or more, I hope they throw in the complimentary mug:



Now this thread is the official unofficial DAO merchandise thread. It was only a matter of time

Modifié par Statue, 21 décembre 2009 - 10:17 .

[Kommiekat]

B33ker wrote...

Ok here are 2 banter bits that I thought were absolutely hilarious.

The Ohgren one where he talks about Schmooples is only a part of the whole I think, but I was too busy laughing at it and the short bit stands on it's own just fine.

Did you ever come across Ohgren farting and Sten laughing about it?

I was in the Deep Roads at the time it happened.  Middle game.

[Apocalizz]

My phone is totally pimped...I'm not sure if I shall have "pigeon crap" or "swooping is bad" or "the cake is a lie" as my text sound...



You are fab B33ker!

[B33ker]

Statue wrote...

I'd gone with a simple front/back design to allow for a turning around effect:

Well if you had SAID that I coulda done it.  Like I said, I'm no clothing designer, for obvious reasons!  

[B33ker]

Kommiekat wrote...

Did you ever come across Ohgren farting and Sten laughing about it?

I was in the Deep Roads at the time it happened.  Middle game.

I found this one where Ohgren accuses Sten of letting one rip, and naming it....

rapidshare.com/files/323911793/Ohgren_Sten_Fart.mp3

Modifié par B33ker, 21 décembre 2009 - 01:05 .

[Kohaku]

Thanks B33ker. These just made my day. Morrigan and sucking on things... Mmmm. Wet Frocks.

[B33ker]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Thanks B33ker. These just made my day. Morrigan and sucking on things... Mmmm. Wet Frocks.

Her voice is so teasing during that line, sigh.

Glad you like them, it's my Christmas gift to everyone, until Christmas is over, then it's just a plain old gift. 

[B33ker]

Ok, this is only part of a banter conversation (that I'm having issues getting the rest of), but this one line from Leliana is simply on fire.  I stopped and laughed out loud for several minutes with "You go girl" running through my head.  She's talking to Morrigan about how she sounds when making love to your character.

rapidshare.com/files/323942346/You_sound_like_a_Genlock_being_murdered.mp3

[B33ker]

Ohgren talking about how he doesn't know "clean" from a beggars arse......

rapidshare.com/files/323952033/I_may_not_know_clean.mp3

Gonna make a new pack of these singles I think for those who are coming late to the thread.

[B33ker]

Ok pack #3 is here for  those who don't want to download tons of singles and want em all.

Alistair jealous of Morrigan and your PC
Sandal saying "Hello"
Holy crap thats a dragon! - Alistair
How odd, we now have a dog and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party - Morrigan
I may not know clean from a beggars arse..  - Ohgren
If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours Alistair - Morrigan
Mmmmm wet frocks - Alistair
New tactic, bite ankles - Alistair
Ohgren and Alistair discusss "Doin it"
Ohgren talks about Schmooples  (hilarious)
Sten and Morrigan discuss having sex  (hilarious)
Ohgren and Alistair discuss how to "spit shine" a sword or something
Uh oh prepare to have your ankles gnawed on - Alistair
Zevran talks to Shale about having sex

rapidshare.com/files/323956572/DA_Soundbites3.rar

Modifié par B33ker, 21 décembre 2009 - 03:24 .

[B33ker]

Kommiekat wrote...
Did you ever come across Ohgren farting and Sten laughing about it?

I was in the Deep Roads at the time it happened.  Middle game.

Been looking for it, but no luck yet.

[Solatika]

B33ker wrote...

There are a couple of party banter clips linked already (Shale and Leliana talking about birds, Zevran and Shale talking about sex, and Ohgren and Alistair talking about polishing his weapon), and I can do more but the conversations take longer as they are made up of thousands of seperate files that need to be assembled and pauses put in between each line.

If there's a specific one I can try to find it, but to do them all would take weeks.
 

I didn't realize it was so complicated o.O Double kudos to you then

[Solatika]

Just out of curiosity, where does the 'Cake is a lie' line occur? Is it random or did I just somehow miss it? I feel that something that amusing I would have remembered... it is entirely possible that someone was talking to me and I missed it while wishing they would go away. XD

[B33ker]

Solatika wrote...

Just out of curiosity, where does the 'Cake is a lie' line occur? Is it random or did I just somehow miss it? I feel that something that amusing I would have remembered... it is entirely possible that someone was talking to me and I missed it while wishing they would go away. XD

I believe he says it when you talk to him during the final part of the game in the hall before you walk out the door to the end credits.

Not sure if there's a certain path of dialogue to follow to get it, I usually forget to talk to Sten when I'm there.

It's a good one for sure.  I'd also like to find some of the dwarven criers in Orz who do the "epic fail" bit as well.

[B33ker]

Solatika wrote...

B33ker wrote...

There are a couple of party banter clips linked already (Shale and Leliana talking about birds, Zevran and Shale talking about sex, and Ohgren and Alistair talking about polishing his weapon), and I can do more but the conversations take longer as they are made up of thousands of seperate files that need to be assembled and pauses put in between each line.

If there's a specific one I can try to find it, but to do them all would take weeks.
 

I didn't realize it was so complicated o.O Double kudos to you then

It's not that bad, but sometimes it's tricky to tell where a certain dialogue ends if the pieces seem to fit together.  There are so many I've never heard in game so I have nothing to go by.  I'm sure a couple of the ones I've done are wrong somehow, but they sounded funny to me so I posted them.

The short one liners are far easier to do, though I'm still trying to find that one with Oghren and Sten and the fart.....assuming the one I listed a few posts back wasn't it.  Gone through about 2000 clips and not heard it yet.

Modifié par B33ker, 22 décembre 2009 - 01:28 .

[B33ker]

Kommiekat wrote...
Did you ever come across Ohgren farting and Sten laughing about it?

I was in the Deep Roads at the time it happened.  Middle game.

Is this part of it?  I can't find anything else in sequence where Oghren farts and Sten laughs, so it might be 2 out of order sound clips strung together.  Was the entire dialogue just the fart and Sten laughing or was there other conversation as well?

rapidshare.com/files/324176415/Oghren_fart.mp3

[B33ker]

Zevran wants to do some naked cliff diving.....

rapidshare.com/files/324177138/Anyone_up_for_a_little_bit_of_naked_cliff_diving.mp3

[B33ker]

Apocalizz wrote...

My phone is totally pimped...I'm not sure if I shall have "pigeon crap" or "swooping is bad" or "the cake is a lie" as my text sound...

You are fab B33ker!

I put the "Pigeon Crap" for the people I don't want to talk to and "Enchantment" for my mom.

There are so many possible lines to use in the audio clips it's insane.  I try to find good ones but with thousands of clips to go through it takes time.  Some times it's easier if people name one then I can go find it, although the Oghren/Sten/Fart thing is still eluding me, and I've all but given up on finding it.  I could probably piece together that fart bit I already linked with one of Sten laughing, but not sure it would be as funny that way.

I'm still messing with a DA theme on my phone, and it's not bad in my opinion, but I'm also no artist per se.

As always, you and everyone are very welcome for the clips!  Use them wisely! 

[B33ker]

Just an FYI, I'm going to try and get some more up today at some point because I'm expecting to be VERY busy with RL crap for the rest of the week (you'd think being out of work would make it simpler....but nooooooo).

Keep checking back and drop a note to keep this near the top so others can see it. Spread the word of Sandal this holiday season!!

[B33ker]

Leliana and Zevran going back and forth, and Zevran is a bad man......

rapidshare.com/files/324561488/Butterface.mp3