Sinapus wrote...
PossibleCabbage wrote...
Sinapus wrote...
What's the old saying about if you give away free ice cream, there will always be people who complain about a flavor being unavailable or no sprinkles?
In grad school, a friend of mine was assigned to teach a discussion section in a freshting philosophy class. Knowing that this would involve a section on Aristotle's Niccomachean Ethics in the spring, he planned ahead. He bought the cheapest vanilla ice cream (in the big bucket) he could get and stashed it in the back of the department freezer for a while so it got rock hard, and he bought the most brittle plastic spoons he could fine. So on one fateful warm spring day, the discussion on Niccomachean Ethics was due so he scheduled a quiz on that day in advance, but when he showed up he said:
"You know, it's a nice day outside I don't want to grade this quiz anyway so I'll just give you all 10/10s, and Aristotle is boring as ****, let's just go outside, hang out under a tree, and enjoy the weather"
So they went out and sat under a tree, and alerted the students to the fact that he brought ice cream, and handed out cups and spoons, allowing students to scoop out their own ice cream.
Invariably a whole host of predictable complaints arose along the lines of "the ice cream is cheap" , "the ice cream is boring", the "ice cream is hard", the "my spoon keeps breaking", etc.
So he turned to his class and said "Aristotle's argument is that the greatest good in life is to pursue true happiness, but look at all of you: you're outside instead of in class, it's a beautiful day, you don't have to take that quiz that was scheduled, and you're eating free ice cream... and yet you're complaining. None of you will ever be truly happy."
And then he left.
...actually, that looks like some of the cheap shots philosophy majors utilize to railroad things so they get a particular result. Make it decent (though not expensive) ice cream, not deliberately frozen rock-hard and effective (if inexpensive) spoons instead of breakable ones.
You'll still get complaints.... and then the point would be valid and said philosophy major can actually feel clever instead of pretending a rigged result makes them such.
*edit: taking out "you" to remove some misunderstandings*
I believe you have missed the point of the story.





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