Have I mentioned my "theory" in this thread yet? I don't remember if I have or not. If I have, too bad. I'm claiming "senior moment." I'm 60.
My "theory" is that the plot hole of destruction... wait I think I mentioned plot hole of suckage.... but I've refined it since then...
Okay more serious, now.
1) I have figured out that Harbinger is responsible for the wardrobe malfunction near the beam after the laser blast. You know when your expensive 50,000 CR custom armor you bought at a store on the Citadel suddenly changes to charred default N7 armor? Yeah, that one. He sent his minions out to change your armor and stole it.
2) Then all of your squad mates got aboard Harbinger who left immediately after you regained consciousness after the laser blast. Harbinger docked with the Normandy allowing all of your squad mates to board the Normandy, and then bid farewell to Joker and team. This explains how your team got aboard the Normandy, and why Harbinger stopped guarding the entrance to the beam to WTF land.
3) Now after Shepard activates the Crucible it emits this wave. In the immediate vicinity of the Citadel are four Reaper capital ships and an Allied dreadnought. You will observe in the videos that these are blown to hell. That's what Joker sees looking out the side window of the Normandy -- actually he has a mirror near that allows him to see out the window on that side of the bridge, and there is a window there. He's thinking "**** **** ****." So he fires the engines up.
4) Now Joker would like to FTL to the relay but the fleet is in the way and as we know from the codex one cannot FTL if there is something in the way, and one must set a destination. I imagine Joker just kicks in the afterburners on the Normandy's thrusters and they're accellerating as fast as they can trying to clear the debris field so they can go FTL, but the wave is catching up to them.
So at the last second he punches in a random set of coordinates, you know the "anywhere but here" coordinates, goes FTL just as the wave hits them and shears off the back end of the ship, but this also transports them to this planet. We only know where the bow and midship part of the ship crash landed. We don't know where the stern of the ship landed.
Out come three team members, but there are others on board who are still pulling themselves out from under the debris: Like Spc. Traynor, Dr. Michel or Chakwas, etc., and various members of the crew. James, Steve, Tali, Diana Allers, Gabby and Ken, Daniels, and others are somewhere else, and we just don't know where (hint: stern part of the ship).
Of course, due to the vacuum of space and sudden decompression, everyone is dead, but that's another upcoming BioWare title altogether called "Where The F*** Are We? Part 1: The landing". This game will be published sometime in the Spring of 2013. You'll get to roll up one of the ship's crew: you know those people who were sitting at a console? One of those people.
Modifié par sH0tgUn jUliA, 16 juin 2012 - 01:52 .