Pretend I am Eric Fagnan? Okay. Hello ladies, what brings you here tonight? Oh excuse me, Fagnan, Eric Fagnan. I work for BioWare, I design games, you ever here of ME3, that's Mass Effect 3 to the lay person. Hahahaha, no? Well it made like 200 million dollars, all this guy. I don't know how to tell you this, but I am a very important person. I have many leather bound books and my home smells of rich mahogany.
What? Oh my cologne, it's called sex panther. It tends to sting the nostrals, but in a good way. It does not smell like a used diaper. Hey let me buy you a few more drinks. So you ladies want to play a game? It's called Commander and the Asari, it involves blue body paint, you game? Where are you going, wait I'm Eric Fagnan. I have the latest IPhone, I am on twitter I have like a hundred followers. We don't have to play Commander and the Asari we can play Tali and Liara, I'll just watch, here I even have a gas mask for Tali to wear. Why are you running? Please I drive a BMW, I can't leave the bar alone, again, everyone will laugh at me.
Hows that, close?
Modifié par Creighton72, 07 juin 2012 - 04:30 .