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[The Vanquished1]

 Kirahee lies bleeding out from Kai-ling's attack.
Kirahee:  S-sh-shepard?  
Shepard:  OMG Kirahee, let me help you!
Kirahee:  It's no use Shepard, It's too late, It's the end of the line for me.  Bleh!!

Modifié par The Vanquished1, 08 juin 2012 - 03:49 .

[Karrie788]

I would have liked one of Shep's squadmates to punch him/her after the line "we lost another salarian". Does that count?

That, or...

Shepard: Coucillor Tevos, I am not sorry.

[The Vanquished1]

Liara tinkers with time capsule then looks at Shepard.

Liara:  I would be honored to have your input.  How would you like history to remember you?

Shepard:  Well you know me well enough to fill in the blanks Liara. It's your call.. Just be honest..

Liara:  Honest you say? Where to begin?  Alright, let's begin with the fact that you like to secretly wear diapers and suck your thumb in your sleep while clutching a stuffed pyjak doll.

Shepard:  *cough* I think I can take it from here Liara...

[element eater]

Shepard: you look ridiculous

said to Leng, Ash and Edi

[Alien1099]

Hyrule_Gal wrote...



Shepard: Ah yes "Reapers"


It was one of the most asked for lines right? Why shepard didn't get the chance to say this back at the turian councillor I'll never know. It would have been one of the best "F**k yeah!" moments in the game! During the citadel meeting and the talk with TC afterwards I was just WAITING for that dialogue option to pop up.

There wasn't nearly enough I told you so in the game. I'd have lost my **** if I was in Shepard's position in the intro to ME3. I'm pulled back to Earth and stopped from continuing to prepare for the Reaper invasion and all of a sudden they've been allowed to ram their dick into Earth's rectum without resistance.

"I told you stupid ****s that they were coming. I gave you plenty of warning and evidence to back up that warning and still you ignored me. Now because of your complete lack of competence you've ****ed us all! I hope you're proud of your stupid smug asses! Your self perceived infallibility has most likely doomed our planet, race, and the galaxy." 

Their sheer incompetence should have weighed heavily on their shoulders. Instead the Alliance leadership get the easy way out and get blown to hell in the initial moments of the assault. While that looked cool, it was a let down. Something similar should have been said to the council. The council sorta just is like "ok so so you were right lets move on." No lets not move on. You're going to get a verbal raping from me before we move on.

Also, "I'm tired of these mother****in' reapers in this mother****in' galaxy!"

"Hey. We'll bang, ok?"

Modifié par Alien1099, 08 juin 2012 - 04:37 .

[Unholyknight800]

Shepard and Wrex romance scene:

Wrex: Shepard
Shepard: Wrex
Wrex: Sheparrd..
Shepard: Wrexxx....
Wrex: Sheparrrd!
Shepard: Wrexxxx!
Wrex: Shepard!!!!!!!!
Shepard:Wrex!!!!!!!
Wrex:SHEPARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shepard:WREX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingWrex]

Starchild;"I created the Reapers, they are my solution"

Shepard:"............f**kin Ryncol"

Modifié par KingWrex, 09 juin 2012 - 01:17 .

[Raging Nug]

Liara: "Shepherd I'm a Reaper doomsday device!"

8D

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

I love you, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy.  You mean everything to me.

^ This line needs to have been in ME3 somewhere.  It's the only romance I'm aware of where Shepard never proclaims his love.  That's not fair to Tali, since she clearly, deeply loves and cares about Shepard.

[wickedgoodreed]

Shepard: I need to destroy the Reapers. Do you know how I can do that?
Catalyst: Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.
Shepard:

[Grimez7]

wickedgoodreed wrote...

Shepard: I need to destroy the Reapers. Do you know how I can do that?
Catalyst: Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.
Shepard:

this.

[Unholyknight800]

Grimez7 wrote...

wickedgoodreed wrote...

Shepard: I need to destroy the Reapers. Do you know how I can do that?
Catalyst: Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.
Shepard:

this.

[Erield]

Star Child: You want answers?
Shepard: I think I'm entitled.
Star Child: You want answers?
Shepard: I want the truth!
Star Child: You can't handle the truth! I'll tell it to you, and you'll just go on your forums and **** about how stupid it is!

[Arturia Pendragon]

Shepard: "Why?"

[dmay7]

Commander Shepard: "Grab your gear"
Anthony Dinozzo: "Where we going boss?"

[Aurora313]

dmay7 wrote...

Commander Shepard: "Grab your gear"
Anthony Dinozzo: "Where we going boss?"

If he voiced Vega instead of FPJ, I would have loved Vega even more.

[Jadebaby]

WE FIGHT... and we do not give up, the Reapers have been lurking in the shadows for years, now they're here and we need to be ready.... OR WE DIE!

I'm no Shakespeare but it's still better than what we got.

[filetemo]

Shepard: I need to stop the reapers. Can you help me?
Catalyst: Maybe. Buy DLC.

[Aurora313]

To Turian councilor.
Shepard: Three years, Three. FU*KING. YEARS! Count 'em, three! Enough time to train soliders, build ships, sure up supplies. And you shoved your heads up your asses hoping that it was all gonna pass you by. You can just go straight to hell.

[filetemo]

filetemo wrote...

Shepard: I need to stop the reapers. Can you help me?
Catalyst: Maybe. Buy DLC.

Extended cut dialogue:

Shepard: Where am I?
Catalyst: EA headquarters. It's my home.

Shepard: I need to buy an online pass. Can you help me?
Catalyst: Perhaps. DLC is my solution. I control it.

Shepard: Solution? solution to what?
Catalyst: Second hand market. You bring it on yourselves. The poor will always buy used games.But we found a way to stop EA shares dropping.

Shepard: by restricting online features?
Catalyst:No. We rush seasoned developers, leaving the younger ones alone.Just as we left Bioware alone when they were making Baldur's Gate

Shepard: But you ruined Bioware.
Catalyst: We helped them ascend to corporate heaven, leaving room for younger developers to be buyed.Storing the old company in EA division form.

Shepard: Bioware rather want to keep it's own form
Catalyst: No. Without us to stop it, pirates would ruin the AAA games.

Shepard: But you are taking away our RPGs. Without a triple AAA rpg developer, we may aswell play Farmville, which is free by the way.
Catalyst: You have hope, more than you think. The fact that you have a pirated version of the game, and are playing online multiplayer, proves my solution won't work anymore.

Shepard:Well that's your problem, not mine.
Catalyst: We find a new solution
Shepard: Nah, I'm fine with this.
Catalyst: Wait!
Shepard: I should go. That Vorcha Sentinel isn't gonna unlock himself.
Catalyst: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Shepard: *trollface*

[Aurora313]

Anderson: *Omni-blades a husk* I'm too old for this crap!


Shepard: *sneezes* I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh!t.

Modifié par Aurora313, 09 juin 2012 - 10:52 .

[Hiyanu]

Shepard: Grunt

Grunt: Shepard

Shepard: Grunt

Grunt: .....love you

Shepard: love makes you weak

Grunt: you make me strong.

Shepard: lolfuk

[II JazB x]

Shepard: So I guess the Illusive Man was right

*Shepard chooses Control*

(On Earth, Liara suddenly turns around)

Liara: I sense a great disturbance in my Double D biotic b***bs, as if millions of screaming fanboys suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Ashley: OMG SHEPZ HAZ CH0Z3N CER83RUZ AGA1N!!!

Anderson: I was born in London.

[Tapkomet]

Joker:
Alliance fleet reporting!
Turian fleet reporting!
Asari fleet reporting!
Salarian fleet reporting!
Hanar fleet reporting!
Volus fleet reporting!
Quarian fleet reporting!
Geth fleet reporting!
Elcor fleet reporting!
Blue Suns fleet reporting!
Eclipse fleet reporting!
Blood Pack forces reporting!
Terminus fleet reporting!
Krogan troops reporting!
Rachni fleet reporting!
Citadel fleet reporting!
Covenant fleet reporting!
Galactic Republic fleet reporting!
Eldar fleet reporting!
Tau fleet reporting!
Minmatari fleet reporting!
Borg fleet reporting!
Orcs fleet reporting!
Cerberus fleet reporting!

Harbinger:
"I should go"

[Erield]

Star Child: The paths are open. Now, you must choose.
Shepard: I choose you, Pikachu!
Star Child: ...