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[N7 ironman]

Shepard: You know Traynor when you said you wanted to come up for some fun and games and that you liked the feel of something solid in your hands, well I thought you had something other than chess on your mind.

(Male Shep only)

[Aurora313]

I honestly wish Shepard would swear more some times. Admittedly, the fact that he is usually restrained and sophisticatd tends to emphasis just how screwed someone or something is when he swears in conversations in reference to it.

[saintjimmy43]

Wrex: From this day forward, the name "Shepard" will mean "hero!" *offers hand*
Shepard: My **** *bro shake*

[Grimwick]

Aurora313 wrote...

I honestly wish Shepard would swear more some times. Admittedly, the fact that he is usually restrained and sophisticatd tends to emphasis just how screwed someone or something is when he swears in conversations in reference to it.

You know, I think so too.

Although swearing is in 99% of cases completely unnecessary, I think Shepard needs to show a lot more emotion and this would help.

[Joe Del Toro]

Aurora313 wrote...

I honestly wish Shepard would swear more some times. Admittedly, the fact that he is usually restrained and sophisticatd tends to emphasis just how screwed someone or something is when he swears in conversations in reference to it.

I agree. Was thinking this the other day. I was pretty surprised when I heard him say 'Bullsh*t'. You would think at some point he'd just slam his fists on a surface yelling 'F*CK'

[Sajuro]

Unholyknight800 wrote...

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Here's one:

Thane: LITTLE HELP HERE?

*Shepard munching on popcorn*
Shepard: Nah looks like you got it handled.

Shepard: Sorry, updating my Spacebook profile!

[Sajuro]

-Fleets appear at earth facing down the Reaper-
Turian Councilor: Ah yes "Reapers" the immortal race of sentient star ship allegedly living in dark space -waves hand and fleets roflstomp the Reaper- ah We have dismissed that claim.

[Col.Aurion]

EDI at Gilligans Planet: How disgusting.. (****** version. I feel sick)

[Aurora313]

Col.Aurion wrote...

EDI at Gilligans Planet: How disgusting.. (****** version. I feel sick)

If her body was thrown from the Normandy and wreaked as Joker crawled up to it. I would accept this line.

[EricHVela]

Shepard: Dammit!
EDI: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[jdtungsten]

Catalyst: I know you have thought about destroying us.

Shepard: Yep. (Walks towards pipe to shot at it)

Catalyst: But wait there are two other choices.

Shepard: Unless they involve destroying the reapers I don't care.

Catalyst: But...but... control....synthesis.

Shepard: But...but....shut up you glowing blue freak.

Catalyst: Consequences...Geth...die...synthetics kill organics.

Shepard: I don't care. I have seen too many people killed to not destroy the reapers. Unless this gets my friends trapped on some unknown planet with no way off the is no other choice.

[Qilune]

(Not going through all these pages, but here's what I most wanted to hear and see...)

After romancing Garrus in ME2, my FemShep arrives on Palaven, the Turian Moon. There is, of course, one Turian she's especially interested in seeing.

Garrus: "Hey, Shep."
FemShep: "Sup, Garrus. So, General Victus... sup?" All manly and stuff.

WHAT WAS THAT. Nonononononono. In my mind it happened like this...

Garrus whispers softly, "Shepard... It's... good to see you again." In one simple phrase, Garrus' tone alludes to their intimate history.

Shepard smiles gently, her voice equally soft. "Likewise, Garrus..."

General Victus suddenly clears his throat, disturbing the two lover's short reunion and returning everyone to the situation at hand. "WE GOT PROBLEMS, YO."

I LOVE YOU GARRUS! *fangirl squeal*

[Sajuro]

jdtungsten wrote...

Catalyst: I know you have thought about destroying us.

Shepard: Yep. (shoots pipe from where he's standing, reapers blow up)

Catalyst:

fixed

[Beeno4Life]

"You're still slow Shepard!"

"At least I'm not ugly!"

[Greed1914]

Col.Aurion wrote...

EDI at Gilligans Planet: How disgusting.. (****** version. I feel sick)

Oh man.  That is a fitting reference. 

Modifié par Greed1914, 11 juin 2012 - 04:57 .

[DRTJR]

*Geth Prime drops from orbit right on top of a banshee that was about to kill Shepard.*
[lines for all but the VS]

James: I think I need a new pair of pants.

Javik: These synthetics posses impressive aim from Orbit.

Liara: Part of me wants to cheer, the other is in abject terror.

Tali: No wonder Legion liked doing that, it seems fun.

Garrus: I'm just glad that things aim was perfect

EDI: I believe Joker would catigorize that as awesome.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Shepard: Liara, how did get in my room? The door was locked!
Liara: I used my Shadow Broker resources to hack your lock Shepard.
Shepard: *Stare of fear/confusion* GET OUT!
Liara: But I wanna show you my Time Capsule!

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 11 juin 2012 - 05:19 .

[20x6]

Joker: I just think that we shou....
Shepard: Shhh!
Joker: I was..
Shepard Shh!
Joker I...
Shepard www.SHHH.com... .org
Joker: This is causing me severe emotional trauma
Shepard: Ladies and gentlemen.... Joker don't!

[dorktainian]

wake up shepard.......

[Aurora313]

Liara: Is this a bad time.
Shepard: I'm on the goddamn crapper trying to read a newspaper! Of course it is!
Liara: Thinking about anyone in particular?
Shepard: Yes! You dead by my hands!
Liara: That's thanks to the reapers not you.
Shepard: GTFO!

[Earthborn_Shepard]

C-Sec Officer wrote...

Shepard: I keep dreaming of a boy.

LI: ....I should go.

Shepard: In my dream, he's crying while I chase him through the woods.

LI: ...

[MegaBadExample]

Earthborn_Shepard wrote...

C-Sec Officer wrote...

Shepard: I keep dreaming of a boy.

LI: ....I should go.

Shepard: In my dream, he's crying while I chase him through the woods.

LI: ...

*love interest backs out of the cabin slowly*

[dorktainian]

Shepard: We can still go back in and get you exiled, if you want.

Tali: Hah! Thanks, but I’m fine with things like this. It’s fun watching you shout.

Shepard: I'd rather watch you scream...

Tali: Later......

[Mev186]

Sauruz wrote...

"Why am I shooting at this pipe?"

this