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[KingWrex]

Shep: This is.......Delta squad all hostiles have been terminated we're waiting at the tramstation for extraction.
Cerberus Mook: We're Delta squad!
Shep: .......uhhhh we're Echo squad.... yeah! that's what I meant.
Cerberus Mook: Ok!!! sending tram over
Ash: That worked?
as tram starts moving towards them
Shep: Yup 

Modifié par KingWrex, 11 juin 2012 - 08:21 .

[dorktainian]

Joker: Well, size isn’t everything.

EdI: yes it is Jeff.

[Aylyese]

Kaidan: I understand why you cheated...

Shepard Conversation Radial Choices:

You dumped me, remember! ------ Nurse on the Citadel, wasn't it?
Cheated?? I call it, Moved on. ------ I needed calibrating and you were having a sook.
Because I am a traitorous Cerberus sexbot? ------ [Shoot him]

ETA: I saw the "Cheating" Shep/Ashley at the hostpital scene the other day and wanted to throw things. ManShep puts her down hard "You don't GET to be hurt"... FemShep with Kaiden... "I'm Sorry" or "I'm Sorry".

Thanks Bioware for completely disregarding any power you gave to femshep by reducing her to a whiny boyfriend obsessed sook.

Modifié par Aylyese, 11 juin 2012 - 10:05 .

[Shallyah]

Catalyst: Or do you think you can control us?
Shepard: So the Illusive Man was right afterall...  Good try. But you're not getting away from this anymore. You brought it onto yourselves, cycle after cycle, trillion of lives after trillion of lives. This ends for good, and ends now.

Modifié par Shallyah, 11 juin 2012 - 09:58 .

[saintjimmy43]

Catalyst: Or do you think you can control us?
Shepard: *Uses Sabotage* Well, I've been doing that to synthetics all game, so...yes, I think I can.
Catalyst: *Pantses self* Damn you Sheparrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
*Night Court ending theme plays with freeze-frame*

[gert56nom]

"so shooting this pipe activaites the anti-reaper weapon, who designed this place"

[CuseGirl]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Greetings all. ME3 of course has a lot of dialogue, however several cases have been made to argue that it in fact needs more. A lot more. This is more geared towards key moments such as the end, but I still feel there are little gaps here and there that may well have been improved with one line of dialogue.

Here we point out lines of dialogue that are never said in the game, but you feel like they should have been, for various reasons. I'll start us off: 

Shepard: Joker, if you think Mordin probed your elbow, why are you looking at your hand?

Turian Nurse: Oh, oh you just upped and let my batarian patient die did you? No Shep, it's cool, totally cool.<_<

James: Uh, don't think you're supposed to use wrestling moves in a boxing match Shep-whoa!

Shepard: Vosque? What are you doing looking after Thane?!

Any you can think of?

Miranda: I love you

And that's WITHOUT her dying.

[HellbirdIV]

Starchild: "Synthesis. The final evolution of life."

ChaosD1: "EVOLUTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!!"

[Shajar]

Stop coming to my cabin Liara!
I love you Tali!

[Joe Del Toro]

As I have noted in the OP, I think this thread should also highlight dialog that should have been heard in the Extended Cut. A few examples:

Shepard: We need evac, Joker! Come and pi-The hell were you over us the entire time? Since when could you go THAT fast?

Catalyst: When a fire burns, do you call this conflict?
Shepard: That is by far the worst analogy ever. Do you perchance call me kicking you in the nuts conflict? Because it's gonna happen whether you like it or not.

Javik: WHY IS EVERYONE OK WITH BEING GREEN ROBOTS NOW, THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE

[What a Succulent Ass]

James: Uh, don't think you're supposed to use wrestling moves in a boxing match Shep-whoa!

Dunno if it's been pointed out already, but Shep and James are using marine hand-to-hand. It's a valid move.

[Joe Del Toro]

Random Jerkface wrote...

James: Uh, don't think you're supposed to use wrestling moves in a boxing match Shep-whoa!

Dunno if it's been pointed out already, but Shep and James are using marine hand-to-hand. It's a valid move.

Still could use a SHOOOORYUKEN or something though.

[What a Succulent Ass]

Also, legitimately disappointed there was never a "F*CK YOU! AND F*CK YOUR REAPERS!"

Thanks Bioware for completely disregarding any power you gave to femshep by reducing her to a whiny boyfriend obsessed sook.

Yo, here is a wild suggestion: ignore the certifiably wack-as-hell romance mechanic.

[Joe Del Toro]

How Refusal Should Have Gone:-

Shepard: You remind me of the babe.
Catalyst: What babe?
Shepard: Babe with the power.
Catalyst: What power?
Shepard: Power of Reapers
Catalyst: Jeepers?
Shepard: Creepers!
Catalyst: So what?
Shepard: *shoots him* 

[Ryzaki]

Where the heck is my "Ah yes 'Reapers'." dialogue option?

[legion999]

Harbinger: OH GOD SPACE DUST IS IN MY EYES IT BURNS THIS HURTS ME I CANT SEEN ANYTHING IS THE NORMANDY STILL THERE SO I CAN SHOOT IT THIS FORM IS FRAGILE OW

Joker: Damnit I can't leave Shepard.
Garrus: Then don't.
J: You're not going to persuade me?
G: Why the **** would I? In all the time you've known me why would I tell you to leave Shepard?
J: Ehm...
G: That would be out of character for me and you know that. Hell everyone would know that. What's next you think Javik's going to try persuade you?
J: Alright we'll go find Shepard.

[Zero132132]

Catalyst: They became the first Reaper. They did not approve, but it was the only way.

Shepard: So... you were supposed to figure out how to stop the created from killing their creators, right? And then you killed your creators.

Catalyst: No, I harvested them.

Shepard: They used to be alive. Now they're totally not by any realistic definition of 'alive.'

Catalyst: Well-

Shepard: And you MADE them significantly less alive. You totally killed them.

Catalyst: Holy ****! I never thought of it like that...

Shepard: You suck so ****ing BAD at your job.

Catalyst: Wow... I'm REALLY sorry! I'll stop this **** now.

Shepard: It was an honest mistake.

[What a Succulent Ass]

^ I would have legitimately lol'd if a high enough coercion skill allowed Shepard to logic bomb the Catalyst.

[Adanu]

bleetman wrote...

All of this.

Only the simple minded can't figure it out.

Zero132132 wrote...

Catalyst: They became the first Reaper. They did not approve, but it was the only way.

Shepard:
So... you were supposed to figure out how to stop the created from
killing their creators, right? And then you killed your creators.

Catalyst: No, I harvested them.

Shepard: They used to be alive. Now they're totally not by any realistic definition of 'alive.'

Catalyst: Well-

Shepard: And you MADE them significantly less alive. You totally killed them.

Catalyst: Holy ****! I never thought of it like that...

Shepard: You suck so ****ing BAD at your job.

Catalyst: Wow... I'm REALLY sorry! I'll stop this **** now.

Shepard: It was an honest mistake.

No. Alive is subjective to the Catalyst, this is known already.

Modifié par Adanu, 04 juillet 2012 - 05:47 .

[thehomeworld]

Shep wakes up after destroy explosion " Oh **** I'm going to die again."

Stop dancing Thane so I can shoot him!

Die space ninja!

Wait if you’re the AI controlling everything why am I doing your job for you?

Vega how did you become an officer with a mouth like that? I'm demoting you to private.

You know Vega what I actually meant was get the hell off my ship!

No Hackett we can't just charge the reapers we need cains or fleets to take them out first!

There are dead bodies everywhere and blood falling from the ceiling! And damn keepers everywhere I'm in hell where do you think I am!? Not to mention I just broke my tailbone!

Wait I blew up the base why is that terminator still here?

The Lazarus Project only has three entries? What the hell did TIM do to me!

Refund Guy you're under arrest

Modifié par thehomeworld, 04 juillet 2012 - 05:51 .

[Zero132132]

Adanu wrote...

No. Alive is subjective to the Catalyst, this is known already.

Yeah, that was written for lols. If he weren't an insanely stubborn bastard, doing this **** over and over for maybe a billion years wouldn't make a **** of a lot of sense. 

[Zero132132]

Also should have had at least the ABILITY to loop

Wrex: Shepard.
Shepard: Wrex.

[ATLAS1192]

(After choosing Refuse)
Catalyst: You get NOTHING. You LOSE. Good DAY sir.

[JamieCOTC]

Shepard: So you're telling me that synthesis is inevitable? Then that's it. That's the solution. We win. Now go home and take your a**wipes w/ you. We can take it from here.
Catalyst: But ... but ... you have to pick a color.
Shepard: No I don't! Now, get out of my galaxy!

[Joe Del Toro]

Shepard: Wait, wait why did your voice change when you said So Be It? Hey you GET BACK HERE.