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[jijeebo]

Shepard: "Hi Morinth."

Morinth: ANYTHING

xD

[me308f1cd5c]

EDI: By your command

[grey_wind]

"Wait a second, Allers. You're telling me you're a chick?"

Modifié par grey_wind, 06 juin 2012 - 09:27 .

[bleetman]

All of this.

[filetemo]

Hyrule_Gal wrote...



Shepard: Ah yes "Reapers"


It was one of the most asked for lines right? Why shepard didn't get the chance to say this back at the turian councillor I'll never know. It would have been one of the best "F**k yeah!" moments in the game! During the citadel meeting and the talk with TC afterwards I was just WAITING for that dialogue option to pop up.

this.

Instead, we got 50000 different in-game jokes about Garrus and his calibrations.

[C-Sec Officer]

Shepard: I keep dreaming of a boy.

LI: ....I should go.

[Joe Del Toro]

Shepard: Hey we all turned up in our best formal dress for this meeting and you come wearing your old Merc armour? Bit disappointed in you, Wrex.


Shepard (After jumping into the Synthesis beam): IT BURRRRRRRRRRNS 


Samara: I can't fight with you. My home planet needs me. *Floats off*


Shepard (After choosing Control): Ooh, it tingles! Hey wait WAIT WHERE'S MY FACE GONE


Liara (After Traynor reveals where Cerberus is): Oh. OH. Oh yeah I knew that! Totally! I totes knew that, being the Shadow Broker and all! Yep siree!


Shepard (After the Harbinger encounter): MMMOH HOOH THAT'S SOME GOOD INDOCTRINATION

Modifié par Joe Del Toro, 06 juin 2012 - 09:34 .

[Joe Del Toro]

C-Sec Officer wrote...

Shepard: I keep dreaming of a boy.

LI: ....I should go.

Nice. Also just noticed your sig. Honoured, sir/madam/vorcha?

[Taboo]

My Shepard: "You are presenting a logical fallacy. Your opinion has no bearing on the matter at hand."

Catalyst: "N-no. It is not something you can comprehend"

My Shepard: "Too ****ing bad Daisy Bell."

Modifié par Taboo-XX, 06 juin 2012 - 09:36 .

[jijeebo]

Shepard: *shoots Oriana*

Miranda: "SHEPARD!!!"

Shepard: "...Wrex."

Miranda: 

Shepard: "I should go."

Modifié par jijeebo, 06 juin 2012 - 09:38 .

[Unholyknight800]

Shepard: Alright you two, watch the battle while I check my Spacebook.

Tali: Uh.. shouldn't we be heading back to the fleet or at least make sure that ninja is dead?

Shepard: WATCH THE BATTLE WHILE I CHECK MY SPACEBOOK OR SO HELP ME!

[Joe Del Toro]

Urdnot Dagg: You are TEARING ME APART, RACHNI 

[Unholyknight800]

Rachni Breeder: I'll fight the Reapers if you let me go!

Shepard:... Ok then.

*Shoots switch*

Rachni Breeder: Ha! You fell for the sympathy card now time for me to massacre some Alliance engineers.

[C-Sec Officer]

The Child: Tell me another story about The Anderson.

Old Guy: Why that story?

The Child: He was born in London.

[dorktainian]

Tali. 'a straw is not the only thing that i can fit in my emergency induction slot'

Admiral Hackett. 'yes we can beat the reapers. why the hell we building a giant chuppa chup?'

Joker. 'so edi, wheres the card slot?'

Anderson. 'i think you've done a terrible job shepard'

Shepard. 'anyone got any spare bullets?'

Liara. 'I found some blueprints, for what looks like a giant Microphone'

Star Brat. 'There is a 4th choice. put a bullet in my head and wake up'

[Joe Del Toro]

Naked Yahg: HaHAR! BEHOLD MY PENIS, T'SONI

[Unholyknight800]

Shepard: And Legion?

Prime: Hello Shepard-Commander, it appears my consciousness has assumed control of the entire geth.

Shepard: O_o

[dorktainian]

liara. 'for some reason all these women keep thinking i'm a woman. look down here shepard. would you say that belongs to a woman?' (pointing at his crotch)

[Joe Del Toro]

Padok Wiks: That 'Wrex' krogan is quite the angry one. Wait, that sounds familiar somehow...

dorktainian wrote...

liara. 'for some reason all these women keep thinking i'm a woman. look down here shepard. would you say that belongs to a woman?' (pointing at his crotch)

What the

Modifié par Joe Del Toro, 06 juin 2012 - 10:00 .

[Erield]

Shepard, on first seeing the Star Child: "Damnit, I knew drugs were a bad idea."

And in off-topic news...

C-Sec Officer, your sig...Joe Del Toro's quote is of far more significant import than anything else. I wouldn't compromise/sacrifice my butt integrity for anything, so I don't blame Bioware for choosing the same route.

[C-Sec Officer]

*Shepard jumps into the beam*

Catalyst: I forgot to mention there was a fourth option....

Shepard: FUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu........

off-topic: Thanks for noticing my sig. 

Modifié par C-Sec Officer, 06 juin 2012 - 10:06 .

[Joe Del Toro]

Cortez: Uh, Wrex, do you have a license to pilot a Kodi-

Wrex: SIT THE HELL DOWN

[dorktainian]

dorktainian wrote...

liara. 'for some reason all these women keep thinking i'm a woman. look down here shepard. would you say that belongs to a woman?' (pointing at his crotch)

sorry elaboration required.....

Liara.  'I am the Elephant Asari'.......     

[Erield]

Shepard: Star Kid, I just talked your top Indoctrinated agent into killing himself. Three years ago I talked Sovereign's top agent into killing himself. I'm bleeding here, so how about we make this quick and you just off yourself now.

Star Kid: Sure thing! Just walk into the beam of light, and it'll destroy me.

*Shepard, a second after walking into the beam* : Aww, ****.

[Versidious]

Shepard: "So... You're saying that in order to defeat you, the head of the Reapers, I either have to stand really close to part of the doomsday weapon we've built to defeat you and shoot it repeatedly, grab hold of a pair of electrodes and hold on until I die, or throw myself into an enormous glowing beam of energy?"
Catalyst: "Yes."
Shepard: "Seems legit."

Modifié par Versidious, 06 juin 2012 - 10:27 .