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[Dunmer of Redoran]

Ash: "I hate you."

Shepard: "I hate you........."

Ash: "...sir. BUTT PIRATE."

[comrade gando]

"assume control of this you sonova****" *blam!* -Shepard in EC

[Joe Del Toro]

Not so much a line of dialogue, but...

Jack: *punches Shepard*
Shepard: Haha, that's cute. *Biotic Charge*

[Sarc69]

Great idea for a thread.

Jacob: I need to stay with these people. It's where I'm at right now. [Or words to that effect.]
Shepard: Who gives a flying cahoona burger where you're at right now? There's a goddamn war on, and in case you hadn't noticed it's a war that, if we happen not to win it, we get wiped out from the historical record AS THOUGH WE HAD NEVER BEEN. You've been inside the Collector Base, you have as intimate experience of Cerberus as anyone on my team, not to mention that I seem to remember you said you were a Corsair so you know exactly how the Alliance sets up unofficial, under-the-radar operations for maximum efficacy, minimum bureaucracy... and you think you can just sit around being the daddy to some scientist's sprog with the life expectancy of an amoeba? You have a job to do, soldier. So damn well do it.

[Sarc69]

Joker: Gottta hand it to you, Commander. That’s the first time I’ve seen someone end a war by yelling.
Shepard: You just wait. I'm gonna end a war by spanking.

[Versidious]

Sarc69 wrote...

Great idea for a thread.

Jacob: I need to stay with these people. It's where I'm at right now. [Or words to that effect.]
Shepard: Who gives a flying cahoona burger where you're at right now? There's a goddamn war on, and in case you hadn't noticed it's a war that, if we happen not to win it, we get wiped out from the historical record AS THOUGH WE HAD NEVER BEEN. You've been inside the Collector Base, you have as intimate experience of Cerberus as anyone on my team, not to mention that I seem to remember you said you were a Corsair so you know exactly how the Alliance sets up unofficial, under-the-radar operations for maximum efficacy, minimum bureaucracy... and you think you can just sit around being the daddy to some scientist's sprog with the life expectancy of an amoeba? You have a job to do, soldier. So damn well do it.

[jijeebo]

Traynor: "And my Bishop takes out your Queen. Sorry, bro."

Harbinger: "THIS HURTS ME."

Traynor: "Shepard come in, are you there? Are you close to the conduit? I can only distract Harbinger with chess for so long... He's terrib... HARBINGER STOP CHEATING!"

Harbinger: "I am preparing this Rook for ascension."

Traynor: "I already took it out... Put it away."

Harbinger: "RUDIMENTARY BEING OF BLOOD AND FLESH,THIS ROOK HAS ASCENDED... YOUR REMAINING TROOPS ARE IRRELEVANT, FUMBLING AROUND IN IGNORANCE... I WIN."

Traynor: "No. Checkmate."

Harbinger: "KING YOU HAVE FAILED ME, WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

Traynor: "... How is being a plant going to help?"

Harbinger: "I WILL STOP THIS TREE FROM OXYGENATING THE AIR, YOU WILL DIE."

Traynor: "... I miss Sovereign."

Harbinger: "FOOLISH CREATURE, YOU DID NOT MEET SOVEREIGN."

Traynor: "Exactly."

Harbinger: "THIS HUR... Guess who???"

Traynor: "Dafuq. Shepard?"

Harbinger: "Hellz yea, ain't it sweeeeet???"

Traynor: "But... How?"

Harbinger: "Well I flew up to the Citadel and I was all like DAYUM GURL THIS PLACE BE NASTY but then I met Andypops and TIMmeh but he was totes demented and made me shoot Andypops and I was like THAT IS NOT COOL YO but he was like "I dress like Simon Cowell and have battery powered eyes meh meh MEEEH" so I was like ZOMG THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD so he was all like "OMG EEEW!" and then he totes shot himself and I was like LOLFAIL but then I got brought up by this like space elevator and there was this kid and he was all like I CONTROL THE REAPERS TROLOLOLOL so I was like O RLY? and then I grabbed this pylon thing and well stole his reapers but I totes melted in the process which sucks because I finally got my hair the way I liked it and then POW I was a reaper... SO RANDOM."

Traynor: "... I miss Harbinger."

[Joe Del Toro]

Sarc69 wrote...

Great idea for a thread.

Jacob: I need to stay with these people. It's where I'm at right now. [Or words to that effect.]
Shepard: Who gives a flying cahoona burger where you're at right now? There's a goddamn war on, and in case you hadn't noticed it's a war that, if we happen not to win it, we get wiped out from the historical record AS THOUGH WE HAD NEVER BEEN. You've been inside the Collector Base, you have as intimate experience of Cerberus as anyone on my team, not to mention that I seem to remember you said you were a Corsair so you know exactly how the Alliance sets up unofficial, under-the-radar operations for maximum efficacy, minimum bureaucracy... and you think you can just sit around being the daddy to some scientist's sprog with the life expectancy of an amoeba? You have a job to do, soldier. So damn well do it.

Well that's certainly a contender for best post so far, dear me. Kudos

[chuckles471]

Shep: I always lie.

Ghost child MacFreddie: Paradox-absorbing crumple zones. Also not a paradox.

Shep:Damn... I have officially tried every thing to kill you. Oh well, I like green and everybody wants to be a robot. I choose door number 2.

[EricHVela]

Garrus: "I might have taken the Dalatrass' deal."
Shepard: "That's because you're a $&@*."

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 06 juin 2012 - 10:47 .

[Erield]

jijeebo, you are my hero

[filetemo]

jijeebo wrote...

Traynor: "And my Bishop takes out your Queen. Sorry, bro."

Harbinger: "THIS HURTS ME."

Traynor: "Shepard come in, are you there? Are you close to the conduit? I can only distract Harbinger with chess for so long... He's terrib... HARBINGER STOP CHEATING!"

Harbinger: "I am preparing this Rook for ascension."

Traynor: "I already took it out... Put it away."

Harbinger: "RUDIMENTARY BEING OF BLOOD AND FLESH,THIS ROOK HAS ASCENDED... YOUR REMAINING TROOPS ARE IRRELEVANT, FUMBLING AROUND IN IGNORANCE... I WIN."

Traynor: "No. Checkmate."

Harbinger: "KING YOU HAVE FAILED ME, WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

Traynor: "... How is being a plant going to help?"

Harbinger: "I WILL STOP THIS TREE FROM OXYGENATING THE AIR, YOU WILL DIE."

Traynor: "... I miss Sovereign."

Harbinger: "FOOLISH CREATURE, YOU DID NOT MEET SOVEREIGN."

Traynor: "Exactly."

Harbinger: "THIS HUR... Guess who???"

Traynor: "Dafuq. Shepard?"

Harbinger: "Hellz yea, ain't it sweeeeet???"

Traynor: "But... How?"

Harbinger: "Well I flew up to the Citadel and I was all like DAYUM GURL THIS PLACE BE NASTY but then I met Andypops and TIMmeh but he was totes demented and made me shoot Andypops and I was like THAT IS NOT COOL YO but he was like "I dress like Simon Cowell and have battery powered eyes meh meh MEEEH" so I was like ZOMG THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD so he was all like "OMG EEEW!" and then he totes shot himself and I was like LOLFAIL but then I got brought up by this like space elevator and there was this kid and he was all like I CONTROL THE REAPERS TROLOLOLOL so I was like O RLY? and then I grabbed this pylon thing and well stole his reapers but I totes melted in the process which sucks because I finally got my hair the way I liked it and then POW I was a reaper... SO RANDOM."

Traynor: "... I miss Harbinger."

Sir, you win Post of the Month, here at BSN.Here, have this cookie.

Modifié par filetemo, 06 juin 2012 - 10:46 .

[Joe Del Toro]

jijeebo wrote...

Harbinger: "Well I flew up to the Citadel and I was all like DAYUM GURL THIS PLACE BE NASTY but then I met Andypops and TIMmeh but he was totes demented and made me shoot Andypops and I was like THAT IS NOT COOL YO but he was like "I dress like Simon Cowell and have battery powered eyes meh meh MEEEH" so I was like ZOMG THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD so he was all like "OMG EEEW!" and then he totes shot himself and I was like LOLFAIL but then I got brought up by this like space elevator and there was this kid and he was all like I CONTROL THE REAPERS TROLOLOLOL so I was like O RLY? and then I grabbed this pylon thing and well stole his reapers but I totes melted in the process which sucks because I finally got my hair the way I liked it and then POW I was a reaper... SO RANDOM."

Mate, did you go the entire series thinking Shepard was Keith Lemon  EDIT: Also, I am heavily considering using 'I am preparing this Rook for ascension' on a t-shirt.

Shepard: Ok, this is it. London. Guys, this is what we're gonna do. EDI, you organise our air support. Garrus? You provide covering fire from that vantage point. Liara, shore up our barriers. Javik, Kaidan, take out that left flank. Tali, hack into those AA guns and help out Sword. James?

James: Sir?

Shepard: ....Smash.

Modifié par Joe Del Toro, 06 juin 2012 - 10:49 .

[EricHVela]

Garrus: "I'm just glad that Kaidan/Ashley didn't have to join Ashley/Kaidan on that board."
Shepard: "I'm just surprised that some whiskey/book and a chat was all it took to get them to stand down. I'll need to see if that gets them in bed, too." (It can.)

[Erield]

Anderson: I was born in London.

Shepard: For the last time, I KNOW.

[EricHVela]

Bailey: (re: Wrex) "What was that all about?"
Shepard: "I just #&@*% his entire race."
Bailey: "Ouch. That must have chaffed."

[EricHVela]

Bailey: "You're to meet Councilor Udina at these coordinates."
Shepard: ...
Bailey: "What're you waiting for?"
Shepard: "Shh! I'm reading the tooltips on how to use the map."

[Ticonderoga117]

Shep (To Council): .....
Council: *sigh* Ok ok... you can say it.?
Shep: I TOLD YOU SO!

(During every cutscene where the Avenger makes an appearance no matter why)
Shep: I'm an infiltrator and I'm not carrying an assault rifle. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?!?!

Modifié par Ticonderoga117, 06 juin 2012 - 10:52 .

[scott1118]

Catalyst: The choice is yours

Shepard: Well...wait why can't you just tell the reapers to go back to dark space forever i mean... comon you control them how hard can that be? If the choice is mine then that's what i want.

Catalyst: You can only choose these 3 choices.

Shepard: But The illusive man wanted control, saren wanted synthesis and destroy will kill all synthetic life which I have worked my ass off for to bring peace. I mean really is this necessary?

Catalyst: Yes.

Shepard: You know what? Go FU** yourself.

[jijeebo]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

jijeebo wrote...

Harbinger: "Well I flew up to the Citadel and I was all like DAYUM GURL THIS PLACE BE NASTY but then I met Andypops and TIMmeh but he was totes demented and made me shoot Andypops and I was like THAT IS NOT COOL YO but he was like "I dress like Simon Cowell and have battery powered eyes meh meh MEEEH" so I was like ZOMG THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD so he was all like "OMG EEEW!" and then he totes shot himself and I was like LOLFAIL but then I got brought up by this like space elevator and there was this kid and he was all like I CONTROL THE REAPERS TROLOLOLOL so I was like O RLY? and then I grabbed this pylon thing and well stole his reapers but I totes melted in the process which sucks because I finally got my hair the way I liked it and then POW I was a reaper... SO RANDOM."

Mate, did you go the entire series thinking Shepard was Keith Lemon 

Shepard: "Harbinger quick, look over there!"

Harbinger: "WHAT IS IT?"

*Harbinger shuffles around*

Shepard: "POTATO!"

Harbinger: "I DO NOT SEE IT... ARE YOU TROLLING ME SHEPARD?"

*Harbinger* shuffles back around*

Harbinger: "SHEPARD?"

TIM: "DAFUQ Harbinger? You were meant to protect the beam WHY ARE ANDERSON AND SHEPARD PLAYING WITH THE CONSOLE?"

Harbinger: "SHEPARD PROMISED POTATOES... HE LIED."

TIM: "... I miss Kai Leng."

[Evenjelith]

Unholyknight800 wrote...

Joker: Hey Shepard I know you have that book collection written by Karpyshyn so I got you a sequel called Retribution and this other one in the series called Deception.

Shepard: Thanks Joker that last one sounds like a good read.

LOL 

[EricHVela]

broShep: "Oh! You seemed interested." (re: sex with Traynor)
Traynor: "That's because you're a self-absorbed $#@&% that thinks he's God's gift to females."

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 06 juin 2012 - 11:26 .

[jijeebo]

filetemo wrote...

Sir, you win Post of the Month, here at BSN.Here, have this cookie.

Cookie, yay!

*om nom nom nom*

[MegaSovereign]

Hyrule_Gal wrote...



Shepard: Ah yes "Reapers"


It was one of the most asked for lines right? Why shepard didn't get the chance to say this back at the turian councillor I'll never know. It would have been one of the best "F**k yeah!" moments in the game! During the citadel meeting and the talk with TC afterwards I was just WAITING for that dialogue option to pop up.

This X1000000000000000000000

[Joe Del Toro]

jijeebo wrote...

Harbinger: "I DO NOT SEE IT... ARE YOU TROLLING ME SHEPARD?"

Genuinely can't breathe laughing. Absolutely hate you