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[Joe Del Toro]

*Garrus has been taken down*

Garrus: I'm bleeding!

Shepard: Don't worry buddy, I'm here!

Garrus: I...why are you in cover?

Shepard: Damn it hang on

Garrus: Wh-why did you pick up that pistol mod? I'm bleeding here!

Shepard: IT'S ALL ONE BUTTON

[jijeebo]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

jijeebo wrote...

Harbinger: "I DO NOT SEE IT... ARE YOU TROLLING ME SHEPARD?"

Genuinely can't breathe laughing. Absolutely hate you

Then my work here is done.

*flies away like a drunk goose*

Modifié par jijeebo, 06 juin 2012 - 10:59 .

[EricHVela]

Liara: Shepard!
Shepard: Liara!
Kaidan: Shepard!
Shepard: Kaidan!
Catalyst: Harbinger!
Harbinger: Bwooooooonk!

Liara: Shepard!
Shepard: Liara!
Kaidan: Shepard!
Shepard: Kaidan!
Catalyst: Harbinger!
Harbinger: Bwooooooonk!

Liara: Shepard!
Shepard: Liara!
Kaidan: Shepard!
Shepard: Kaidan!
Catalyst: Harbinger!
Harbinger: Bwooooooonk!

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 06 juin 2012 - 11:00 .

[Joe Del Toro]

Wrex: Turian problems can't even come close to what I got.

Victus: Oh yeah? Well I got turian problems but a B*TCH AIN'T ONE *points at Eve*

[Isaidlunch]

- Shepard: Perhaps you've ignored other possibilities?
Joker: No offense commander but I've never really considered it.
Shepard: And now that you're considering it?
Joker: I think it's a great idea, let's get married and live happily ever after. I'm glad you talked me out of hooking up with EDI, that would have been just creepy!

or

Joker: Sorry commander, I'd rather sexually exploit a confused robot.

- Renegade interrupt to burst into laughter every time Kai Leng appears
- Renegade interrupt to put Cortez's dead boyfriend's message over the Normandy intercom
- Someone telling Shepard to mind his own damn business when he offers his glorious opinion to randoms on the Citadel

[katamuro]

"Whoa I shouldnt have had that ryncol Wrex gave me. I am seeing blue dead children talking"

[Cant Planet]

Shepard (Control ending): I just blue myself.

- - - - -

Mordin (last line): I've made a huge mistake.

- - - - -

Every recipient of a fetch quest, after Shepard turns it in: Well, that was a freebie!

- - - - -

Ending scene flashback, when Liara appears, even though she isn't the LI: Her?

- - - - -

Starchild: I am the Catalyst.
Narrator: He isn't.
Starchild: I control the Reapers. They are my solution.
Narrator: They aren't.

[Spectre_Shepard]

"F*ck you."

-to catalyst kid

[EricHVela]

Shepard: "There's a Reaper in my way Wrex!"
Wrex: "Whine, whine, whine."

[EricHVela]

Broken post.

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 06 juin 2012 - 11:17 .

[Sarc69]

Cant Planet wrote...

Starchild: I am the Catalyst.
Narrator: He isn't.
Starchild: I control the Reapers. They are my solution.
Narrator: They aren't.

Shepard: He's not the Catalyst. He's a very naughty boy.
(Apologies if this is an oldie.)

[Joe Del Toro]

Sarc69 wrote...

Cant Planet wrote...

Starchild: I am the Catalyst.
Narrator: He isn't.
Starchild: I control the Reapers. They are my solution.
Narrator: They aren't.

Shepard: He's not the Catalyst. He's a very naughty boy.
(Apologies if this is an oldie.)

Harbinger: Halt! We are the knights who say....BWAAAAAAGH

[alec1898]

*Destroy*

Alright, where are my Star Trek boots? I could'a sworn Garrus gave em to me before the mission...... Oh shi-

[EricHVela]

Sarc69 wrote...

Cant Planet wrote...

Starchild: I am the Catalyst.
Narrator: He isn't.
Starchild: I control the Reapers. They are my solution.
Narrator: They aren't.

Shepard: He's not the Catalyst. He's a very naughty boy.
(Apologies if this is an oldie.)

Shepard: "I'm not the Shepard. I'm not!"
Woman: "Only the true Shepard would deny Shepard's heroism!"
Shepard: "What chance does that leave me? Alright. I am the Shepard!"
Crowd: "The Shepard! The Shepard!"
Shepard: "Now, #&@*% off!"
Man: "Uh. How shall we #&!*% off, O Shepard?"

[filetemo]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Sarc69 wrote...

Cant Planet wrote...

Starchild: I am the Catalyst.
Narrator: He isn't.
Starchild: I control the Reapers. They are my solution.
Narrator: They aren't.

Shepard: He's not the Catalyst. He's a very naughty boy.
(Apologies if this is an oldie.)

Harbinger: Halt! We are the knights who say....BWAAAAAAGH

Javik with french accent: I fart in your general direction!

[filetemo]

Also, LOL at this

Joe Del Toro wrote...

*Garrus has been taken down*

Garrus: I'm bleeding!

Shepard: Don't worry buddy, I'm here!

Garrus: I...why are you in cover?

Shepard: Damn it hang on

Garrus: Wh-why did you pick up that pistol mod? I'm bleeding here!

Shepard: IT'S ALL ONE BUTTON

:D

[EricHVela]

(post-crash)
Joker: "So... it's just you, me and Javik. Huh, Steve? This could be a problem."
Cortez: "Really? How so?"

[Edolix]

So much win in this thread.

[Linksys17]

Every female in ME universe: Its so wierd that after shephard defeated sovereign our boobs grew 3 sizes

[me308f1cd5c]

Shepard: I have to DESTROY the REAPERS

*chooses control*

Star Kid: No shepard......you ARE the REAPERS.

And then Shepard was a reaper.

[Ihatebadgames]

Fans:We need patches!
BioWare:Patches?We don't need no stinkin patches.

[EricHVela]

Jacob: "I want to have--"
Shepard: *slaps* "You'll get nothing and like it!"

[C-Sec Officer]

Vent Kid: You can't help me......

Shepard: Its Shepard, Commander Shepard.

Vent Kid: Really, haven't heard of you....

Shepard: FU kid. You better hope the reapers get you first before I do.


Anderson: Who were you talking to?

Shepard: Some kid who didn't know me. I mean come on, I was the first human spectre. How could you not know me.

Anderson: Did you ask if he was born in london?

Shepard:...........You are seriously getting on my nerves.

[Joe Del Toro]

Javik: Thank you for inviting me to your Cabin, Commander.
Shepard: It's no problem, Javik.
Javik: And these tiny model ships, why do you have these?
Shepard: Oh these things, haha, well I'm a Collect...or...ohh..
Javik:....
Shepard: 

Modifié par Joe Del Toro, 06 juin 2012 - 11:29 .

[EricHVela]

Shepard: "Seven zetabytes?" (of explicit images uploaded to Cerberus' servers)
EDI: "Most of it was Joker's. ... That was --"
Shepard: "Can I get a copy?"