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[jijeebo]

Asari Councillor: How did you get on in Thessia?

Shepard: It's... Not good.

Asari Councillor: What do you mean?

Shepard: Let's put it this way... If Thessia was the Eurovision song contest, then I was Engelbert Humperdinck.

Asari Councillor: By the Goddess.

[Dendio1]

Harbinger: Sheeeeepaaaaard we finally meet in person!

[Jackgord]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Javik: Thank you for inviting me to your Cabin, Commander.
Shepard: It's no problem, Javik.
Javik: And these tiny model ships, why do you have these?
Shepard: Oh these things, haha, well I'm a Collect...or...ohh..
Javik:....
Shepard: 

Javik: [biotic slam] Racist!

[Joe Del Toro]

Catalyst: The paths are open, but you have to choose.
Shepard: There is a fourth option.
Catalyst: Oh?
Shepard: Yer mum.
Catalyst: Gasp.

Legion: This unit still carries remnants...of the Old Machine upgrades...
Shepard: What kind of upgrades?
Legion: Windows Vista.
Shepard: NNNOOOOOO-

[dgcatanisiri]

Liara: My planet is burning! Millions of asari are dead!
Shepard: I'm sorry, you say that like yours is the only world the Reapers are destroying. I watched the Reapers invade my planet long before they made it to Thessia. Humans were being slaughtered as you sat here in your cabin, bragging about your Shadow Broker resources. Humanity losing its homeworld didn't get your tears. We saw the fires of Palaven burning from Menae, and you didn't cry for the turians. Just the asari who kept a prothean beacon hidden in a temple, a beacon that could have told them I was telling the truth about Sovereign and Reapers before we even left the Citadel three years ago. Now either grow a quad or go back and help them, but don't look to me for sympathy.

[DRTJR]

Mordin: I shall sing you the song of my people.

Han'Gerrel: like the old Krogan saying goes, revenge is a dish best served cold.

Wrex(on Dino back): Now Shepard, We ride.

[Creepter]

"On second thought, let's not build the Crucible. It is a silly idea."

Modifié par Creepter, 07 juin 2012 - 12:59 .

[Volc19]

Council: Shepard! The Citadel is under attack! Come up here and help us before-

Shepard: Yeah, let me stop you riiiight there. I am under direct orders from my bosses, who are total a**holes by the way, that I shouldn't interfere in any Council business. Something about no assistance being given to the homeworld of a Council race. Crazy, I know.

Council: ...What do you want?

Shepard: Some new guns, the best biotic amp you can get your hands on, all of your fleets...

Council: Alright, fine, just take the Citadel back from Cerberu-

Shepard: I wasn't finished. I also want a statue of my image built in the Presidium, the title of "God Emperor Shepard", and... a 70 inch plasma screen TV...with Netflix.

[Joe Del Toro]

Creepter wrote...

"On second thought, let's not build the Crudible. It is a silly idea."

Hackett: And this is the Crucible, Commander.

Brynn Cole: S'only a model.

Hackett: Shh!

[EricHVela]

Joker: "Bet the Asari are wishing they had more commandos and less dancers."
Shepard:

[jijeebo]

Hackett: I've built the Crucible Shepard, hop in!

Shepard: But that's just a toy...

Hackett: *C*cks gun* I said hop in.


EDIT: Stupid filter is stupid.

Modifié par jijeebo, 07 juin 2012 - 01:08 .

[Joe Del Toro]

jijeebo wrote...

Hackett: I've built the Crucible Shepard, hop in!

Shepard: But that's just a toy...

Hackett: *C*cks gun* I said hop in.


EDIT: Stupid filter is stupid.

Got a bit ****y did you?

Oh wait DAMN IT

Modifié par Joe Del Toro, 07 juin 2012 - 01:09 .

[Unholyknight800]

Han'Gerrel: But why Shepard

Geth Prime: This unit does not comprehend why we must do this

Shepard: I said kiss and make the **** up!

[Volc19]

Also, this entire scene.www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par Volc19, 07 juin 2012 - 01:19 .

[jijeebo]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

jijeebo wrote...

Hackett: I've built the Crucible Shepard, hop in!

Shepard: But that's just a toy...

Hackett: *C*cks gun* I said hop in.


EDIT: Stupid filter is stupid.

Got a bit ****y did you?

Oh wait DAMN IT

Don't you call me cocky you cocky ****.


EDIT: LMAO DAFUQ is wrong with these filters?

Were they written by Mac Walters or something?

BAZIIIING!

Modifié par jijeebo, 07 juin 2012 - 01:26 .

[ananna21]

Shepard: Let me say it I recruited them.

[Unholyknight800]

Wrex: And you've been a brother to me.

*Bro handshake*

Wrex: Plus I'm sure you would've told us the Shroud has been sabotaged by the Salarians and that you're not planning on killing Mordin to stop the cure.

Shepard: Yeah! Totally not going to...

[jijeebo]

Banshee: HWRUOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEHHH!!!!!1!!!

Shepard: Morinth? Is that you? I THOUGHT I recognised the smell, how are you?

Morinth: HWRUAAAAAAHHHHHH!!1!

Shepard: Mmhm, mmhm.

Morinth: HWRUAH

Shepard: Shut up, three krogan AND a batarian?

Morinth: HWRUHU

Shepard: Why thank you, I HAVE lost weight.

Liara: Shepard, who is that?

Morinth: HWRUA!

Shepard: I know right? Worst Broker ever I'd bet.

Morinth: HWRUAHAHAHA

Shepard: It's been fun, but we've got to go save the galaxy and stuff, see you around... And by the way DAYUM GURL YOU IS LOOKING FINE!

[Progman Omega]

Catalyst:  You must choose.
Shepard: HYAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Catalyst:  OH FUC-
SHEPARD: FINAL FLASH!!!

Well...at least that's how I headcanon things...

Modifié par Progman Omega, 07 juin 2012 - 01:50 .

[CuHnadian]

Garrus : "Go f*** yourself."

Modifié par CuHnadian, 07 juin 2012 - 01:57 .

[EricHVela]

Liara: "I'm a very good information broker."
Shepard: "No. You're not."

[EricHVela]

Bailey: "I feel like a glorified doormannnn."
Shepard: "I just gotta say it. Your dye-job looks stupid."

[EricHVela]

EDI: "Shepard, the men's restroom is on the port side of the ship."
Shepard: "What's your point?"

[FellishBeast]

Mr. Big Pimpin wrote...

"I was born in London."

I really don't think there was enough of that. I'm still not entirely sure where Anderson was born.

[EricHVela]

[love interest]: "I'm sorry Shepard. I just can't do this. Your scars and glowing eyes are just too creepy."