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[MrDavid]

Kai Leng: We evolve or we die!
Shepard: Says the guy who uses a sword.

TIM: Oooohhh, watch out for my Indoctrination Powers Shepard!
Shepard: You're kidding right?
TIM: I control your mind, and the Reapers.
Shepard: Can you hear how stupid you sound?
TIM: That's exactly what I told you to say...mind slave!

Joker: Just in case you don't make it I'm totally running away from the fight. Hope you're cool with that Commander.
Traynor: I don't think s/he heard you.
Joker: Ah don't worry. What's the worst that could happen?

Modifié par MrDavid, 07 juin 2012 - 02:20 .

[FellishBeast]

The Thorian was the catalyst.

[Erield]

Shepard: Star Kid, are you just trying to get me to kill myself because I banged your mom last night?

Star Kid: ...

Sehpard: Yeah, that's what I thought. You're grounded. Go to your room, and take your Reapers with you.

[DPSSOC]

After Geth Dreadnought to Han Gerrel
Shepard: I'm going to start hitting you now, I don't know when I'll stop.

After Gerrel orders the attack after taking out the Destroyer
Shepard: That's it, everyone dies!

[DRTJR]

Shepard: Javik can you escort our esteemed Admiral Han'Gerrel out of the airlock.

Javik: With Pleasure

[Bill Casey]

Anderson: I was born in London.

Javik: I do not care.

[Unholyknight800]

Krogan: Stupid machine, access encrypted files!
Catalyst: No
Krogan: Dammit tell me what I want or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!

[DRTJR]

Shepard: You know Miranda The catsuit is about a subtle as a Krogan in a Volus family reunion.

Miranda: You make a valid point, but I'm not budgeted for a new wardrobe at the moment.

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TIM: We can control the Reapers Shepard

Shepard: And how exactly are you going to do that?

TIM: With the plans from the Mars archives

Shepard: wouldn't it be easier to build it if you joined us in it's construction.

TIM:... You make a point Shepard, Tell Hackett that Cerberus Scientist are ready to Lend their talents to the devise's construction.

[Oni Changas]

What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the goddamned Shepard!

[ardensia]

Kaidan: Do you know anything about why Cerberus is here?
Shepard: What makes you think I know what they're up to?
Kaidan: You worked for them, for God's sakes. How am I not supposed to think that?

Shepard: We joined forces to take down the collectors. That's it.

Kaidan: There's more to it. They rebuilt you from the ground up. They gave you a ship, resources....

Shepard: ...You're right, Kaidan. They brought me back from the dead. I'm not even sure who, or what, I am anymore. I... I'm sorry, Kaidan. I just feel so... lost.....

Kaidan: Shepard, I... I'm sorry. I didn't think about how vulnerable that might have made you feel. *reaches out to comfort Shepard*

Shepard: *grabs Kaidan's arm, pins it behind his back, and clocks him up the side of the head* I'm not vulnerable, and I know exactly who I am. I'm the g**d*** Commander Shepard. And I'm NOT WORKING WITH CERBERUS. We clear?

Kaidan: Ow. Yes, commander. Perfectly clear.

Shepard: Good. *lets Kaidan go*

****

No offence to Kaidan lovers. He's an ok guy, but sometimes he really needs to learn to listen. 

[Volc19]

ardensia wrote...

Kaidan: Do you know anything about why Cerberus is here?
Shepard: What makes you think I know what they're up to?
Kaidan: You worked for them, for God's sakes. How am I not supposed to think that?

Shepard: We joined forces to take down the collectors. That's it.

Kaidan: There's more to it. They rebuilt you from the ground up. They gave you a ship, resources....

Shepard: ...You're right, Kaidan. They brought me back from the dead. I'm not even sure who, or what, I am anymore. I... I'm sorry, Kaidan. I just feel so... lost.....

Kaidan: Shepard, I... I'm sorry. I didn't think about how vulnerable that might have made you feel. *reaches out to comfort Shepard*

Shepard: *grabs Kaidan's arm, pins it behind his back, and clocks him up the side of the head* I'm not vulnerable, and I know exactly who I am. I'm the g**d*** Commander Shepard. And I'm NOT WORKING WITH CERBERUS. We clear?

Kaidan: Ow. Yes, commander. Perfectly clear.

Shepard: Good. *lets Kaidan go*

****

No offence to Kaidan lovers. He's an ok guy, but sometimes he really needs to learn to listen. 

Kaidan may get annoying at times, but Ash needs a nuke in her Virmire to get her to stop talking about Shepard and Cerberus.

[dmay7]

Joker: "Turian Fleet reporting. Asari Fleet Reporting. Salarian Fleet Reporting, Quarian Fleet reporting, Geth Fleet reporting"
Joker:"..."
Shepard: "What is it?"
Joker:"...Klingon fleet reporting?"
Klingons: "TODAY IS GOOD DAY TO DIE!"
Shepard: "Who the hell are they?"
Joker: "You've got me, Commander, I jus-...Romulan Fleet reporting"
Romulans: "Jolan Tru everybody, may the Romulan Star Empire prevail on this glorious mission"
Shepard: "And they are?"
Joker: *shrugs*
Shepard: "Well, as long as they are on our-"
Joker: "Borg Fleet reporting"
Shepard: "Ah COME ON!"
Joker: "THey are signalling the Reapers"
Borg: "WE ARE THE BORG, LOWER YOUR...KINETIC BARRIERS AND SURRENDER YOUR...BODIES. WE WILL ADD YOUR SYNTHETIC DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR CYCLE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESITANCE IS FUTILE."
Shepard: "Why do I feel like this is one big joke on me?"
Joker: "Well, they are on our side. I think that's all the fleets. Preparing to...another ship is coming through the relay"
Shepard: "Is it Alliance"
Joker: "No...it's the USS Enterprise"
Shepard: "The what?"
Joker: "Captain Picard is hailing"
Shepard: "Who the hell is Captain Pi-"
Picard: "Greetings, Commander Shepard. I see that you have been succesful in rallying the galaxy against a common enemy. They have invaded you space, and you fall back, they have harvested entire worlds, and you fall back. Not again. The line mu-"
Joker: "Commander, what the hell are you...DON'T PUSH THAT!"
*Commander Shepard proceeds to hit the element zero destruction button, effectivley destroying the Normandy, and creating a chain reaction destroying the entire fleet, the mass relay, and the Sol system*

CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE

[Mahrac]

Councilor, I suggest you get behind us.

[Isichar]

Shepard: Ashley stop been such a confrontational paranoid ****

[shepdog77]

Progman Omega wrote...

Catalyst:  You must choose.
Shepard: HYAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Catalyst:  OH FUC-
SHEPARD: FINAL FLASH!!!

Well...at least that's how I headcanon things...

epic is epic

[Greed1914]

Progman Omega wrote...

Catalyst:  You must choose.
Shepard: HYAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Catalyst:  OH FUC-
SHEPARD: FINAL FLASH!!!

Well...at least that's how I headcanon things...

I'm right there with you.  As soon as I realized that the kid stopped talking and would give no more "options" I figured Shepard should turn into a Super Saiyan.  I'm not even kidding.

[Psycoman2]

Ash : What is Cerberus doing on Mars Shepard?
* Angry Glare *
Ash : Wha....
* Pimp Slap *

[TeffexPope]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Urdnot Dagg: You are TEARING ME APART, RACHNI 

Traynor: Commander, *nag nag nag Cerberus base that pops up after every mission*

Shepard: In a minuuute, ****.

[saintjimmy43]

StarKid: You have a difficult choice.
[Shepard uses Sabotage on StarKid, makes him pants himself.]
Shepard: Hahahahaha! 

Modifié par saintjimmy43, 07 juin 2012 - 07:20 .

[saintjimmy43]

Harbinger: We are ready to attack Earth. Where shall we strike?
Catalyst:.....Vancouver.

[saintjimmy43]

Jack: Everybody knows you can't dance!
Shepard: Okay, have fun doing paperwork by yourself, ****. [Leaves]

[saintjimmy43]

"Traynor, you're ruining a perfectly good bra."

[dorktainian]

'Look ash! go see your facial reconstruction surgeon because DAMN!!!!!!!!'

[Thaa_solon]

Catalyst: if you shoot the tube you destroy the reapers and all synthetics
Shepard: we'll bang okay
(shepard starts to shoot tube)
Catalyst: Nooooooooo-........

[Icinix]

"They are my solu-" - Renegade Interrupt.

Carnifex to the head. Rinse. Repeat.

Reapers fall out of the sky dead.