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[Uhh.. Jonah]

"Liara: Shepard, I must go with you on this miss-

Shepard: lol no"



"Liara: I must go with you, my knowledge of thi-

Shepard: **** off."



"Liara: Shepard, I must go wi-

Shepard: *shoots her, throws her out the airlock* Finally."


-later-

"Liara: Shepard, I mu-

Shepard: *facepalm*"

[dorktainian]

Shepard: ''We’ve lost so much already. Sometimes, I…''

Tali: Well you wanted to come to London on holiday. I mean We lose our luggage, and I have to put up with that Ashley Williams breaking wind during the flight........Bosh'tet!!!!''

[Edolix]

dorktainian wrote...

Shepard: ''We’ve lost so much already. Sometimes, I…''

Tali: Well you wanted to come to London on holiday. I mean We lose our luggage, and I have to put up with that Ashley Williams breaking wind during the flight........Bosh'tet!!!!''

Someone give this man a medal

[dorktainian]

EDI: ''Are you feeling well, Jeff?''

Joker: ''err......cameltoe EDI!''

[KiwiQuiche]

"Take your retarded assumptions and cram them up your transparent ass!"
-In response to Starbrat.

[Uhh.. Jonah]

Lol whoops forgot this had to be ME3 related, sorry bout that. But here:

*On Virmire*

Ashley: You and Alenko get the hell out of here!

Kaidan: No Ash! Commander, leave with Williams.

Shepard: How about I leave both your asses so I won't have to deal with your "Cerberus" this "Cerberus" that "I can't trust you" nonsense

Kaidan: what

Ashley: what

-another scenario-

Shepard: Yeaaaahhh Kaidan I'm soo sorry, but I'm about this close to hittin' that. you know whatta mean bro?

Kaidan: lol yeah bro, i gotchu

Shepard: lol yeah u know whatta mean. but hey good luck in the afterlife man

Modifié par Uhh.. Jonah, 07 juin 2012 - 08:32 .

[dorktainian]

Shepard: How do you plan to get Omega back?

Aria: I think Ill wait for the DLC......

[Uhh.. Jonah]

Shepard: WE NEEDZ HALP FER EARF!!!!!

Asari Councilor: No.

Shepard: Wow, I should have just killed you, the other Asari Councilor is way prettier and nicer than you are!

Asari Councilor: what

Shepard: what

[JediHealerCosmin]

Anderson: "I was born in London."

Shepard: "You don't say..."  

[dorktainian]

Shepard: Do you ever miss those talks we had?

Tali: No.

Shepard: Come on. Remember how we’d always ask you about live on the Flotilla? It was an opportunity to you know......for us to become closer.

Tali: This conversation is over.

Garrus: Tell me again about your G Spot hotpants. 

Tali: I have a Cain Shepard!!

Shepard: Mmm, You know it's my favorite spot on the Citadel.

Tali: I thought that was Garrus's rectum?

Shepard: what?

Tali: what?

Garrus:  what?

[ardensia]

Volc19 wrote...

Kaidan may get annoying at times, but Ash needs a nuke in her Virmire to get her to stop talking about Shepard and Cerberus.

Mmm. Which is probably why I have no complaints about her at the current time. 

[dorktainian]

Shepard: I thought it was your turn to make breakfast?

Zaeed: Fry, you son of a ****.

[Joe Del Toro]

*Shepard jumps into the Synthesis beam*

Catalyst: Aw man you may wanna cigarette.

Shepard: Why?

Catalyst: Cos YOU DONE JUST F*CKED THE WHOLE GALAXY, BOY

Shepard: OH SNAP *disintegrates* 

[Erield]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

*Shepard jumps into the Synthesis beam*

Catalyst: Aw man you may wanna cigarette.

Shepard: Why?

Catalyst: Cos YOU DONE JUST F*CKED THE WHOLE GALAXY, BOY

Shepard: OH SNAP *disintegrates* 

rofl...

[dorktainian]

Harbinger:

The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Needles rise, revolve, advance. We knit because we want to. You knit because we allow it. And at the apex of glory, you have a scarfe.

You know this hurts you Shepard.

[Sarc69]

Hanar at the Purgatory bar:
This one is in the mood for dancing
romancing
Ooh, this one is giving it all tonight...

Elcor:
With passionate enthusiasm. So dance. Yeah, let's dance.
Suffused with zest for life. Come on and dance.

[Joe Del Toro]

*Grunt bodyslams a Rachni*

Shepard: BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER

[dorktainian]

Legion: Does this unit have a soul?

Tali: I dunno. Does it have any Aretha Franklin?

[Erield]

*Star Child just finished explaining Synthesis*

Shepard: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent speech were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this galaxy is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Phydeaux314]

Shepard: "You do realize that the war between the synthetics and organics ended, and that both of their fleets are currently working together to pound yours into space dust, right? I mean, just checking. Wouldn't want you to make any decisions without a full understanding, and all that."

[Erield]

Joker: Hey, Shepard? Sorry, I gotta go man. My....goldfish is on fire. Yeah. See ya.
Shepard: What the Hell--?!
*Joker has disconnected*

[Joe Del Toro]

During the beam run:

Shepard: BAHAHA CAN'T CATCH ME HARBINGER
Harbinger: DO NOT MOCK ME SHEPARD *pew pew*
Shepard: Mocked your MUM.
Harbingr: The HELL YOU SAY. 

[Unholyknight800]

*Shepard walks in on Tali and Garrus cuddling*
Tali: Oh!
Garrus: Uh...
Shepard: So it's that kind of party!

[Joe Del Toro]

Unholyknight800 wrote...

*Shepard walks in on Tali and Garrus cuddling*
Tali: Oh!
Garrus: Uh...
Shepard: So it's that kind of party!

Shepard: *unzips*

[C-Sec Officer]

Traynor: What are waiting for?

Joker: I heard the commander called some people on the comm. I even heard Cortez got one.

Traynor: Do you think he will call me too?

Joker: Doubt it.

Traynor: D:

*1 hour later*

Traynor: So did you get the call?

Joker: I don't want to talk about it.