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[dmay7]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

*Grunt bodyslams a Rachni*

Shepard: BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER

URDNOT GRUNT! URDNOT GRUNT! URDNOT GRUNT!

[Joe Del Toro]

dmay7 wrote...

Joe Del Toro wrote...

*Grunt bodyslams a Rachni*

Shepard: BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER

URDNOT GRUNT! URDNOT GRUNT! URDNOT GRUNT!

*Kaidan uses Cryo Blast*

Shepard: STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

[The Spamming Troll]

niftu cal: thanks for letting me join your squad, shepard.

[dmay7]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

dmay7 wrote...

Joe Del Toro wrote...

*Grunt bodyslams a Rachni*

Shepard: BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER

URDNOT GRUNT! URDNOT GRUNT! URDNOT GRUNT!

*Kaidan uses Cryo Blast*

Shepard: STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

[Pheonix57]

I always wondered why Garrus never says anything about the mercenary groups joining the cause, especially after you have a conversation with Darner Vosque like ten feet from where he's standing.

[Pheonix57]

The Spamming Troll wrote...

niftu cal: thanks for letting me join your squad, shepard.

The biotic god returns to kick reaper ass xD

[Pheonix57]

Oh and how about being able to yell, "I've had enough of your disingenuous assumptions!" and punching the star child?

[EricHVela]

Ashley/Kaidan: You were rebuilt by Cerberus, allied with them, worked with an insane Salarian, a psycho, [a thief,] [a mercenary,] [a soul-sucking vampire,] and an assassin, [ran around with a mad-scientist's mutant Krogan] and allied with the Geth. [On top of all that, you got {most|all} of them killed!] Why am I following you?!

Shepard: I kill Reapers.

Ashley/Kaidan: Oh. Right.

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 07 juin 2012 - 11:09 .

[filetemo]

Joker: Admiral Hacket asking for permission to come aboard, Commander.
Shepard: permission denied

[dmay7]

Wrex: "I could really use some Salarian steaks right about now"
Shepard: "...steak...I fcking love steak!"

[Thornne]

THANE (calmly, while fighting Kai Leng) Shepard. I can see your gun. Shoot him already.

[Unholyknight800]

Han'Gerrel: Seventeen days ago with strikes on four Orlesian cities we initiated the war to retake Ferelden.
Shepard: You're fighting the ge-..... Orlesians?

[PlumPaul93]

dmay7 wrote...

Wrex: "I could really use some Salarian steaks right about now"
Shepard: "...steak...I fcking love steak!"

I'm sure this has already been posted, but, we'll bang, okay?

[filetemo]

*Sex cutscene playing*
*Shepard's LI approach climax*
*Renegade interrupt icon appears*

[EricHVela]

Joker: I bet the Asari are wishing they had more commandos and less dancers right about now. Too soon?

Shepard: Joker. I wish EDI could fly this ship as good as you so I could hit you so hard right now.

[Unholyknight800]

Ashley: Don't worry I approve, Tali is like a little sister to me.
Shepard: That's it?
Ashley: Huh?
Shepard: That's all you have to say about the fact that your "little sister" essentially seduced your ex-boyfriend before you even had a chance to talk to him? I mean it's not like we would get together anymore but at the very least I expected you to be more questioning and less non-chalant about the whole thing. Shows how much you care!

Modifié par Unholyknight800, 08 juin 2012 - 12:11 .

[Joe Del Toro]

Unholyknight800 wrote...

Ashley: Don't worry I aprrove, Tali is like a little sister to me.
Shepard: That's it?
Ashley: Huh?
Shepard: That's all you have to say about the fact that your "little sister" essentially seduced your ex-boyfriend before you even had a chance to talk to him? I mean it's not like we would get together anymore but at the very least I expected you to be more questioning and less non-chalant about the whole thing. Shows how much you care!

"So what you're saying is...threesome?"

[Grimez7]

filetemo wrote...

Joker: Admiral Hacket asking for permission to come aboard, Commander.
Shepard: permission denied

this so much

[Unholyknight800]

*Shepard is finishing up a call with Hackett*
Liara: Commander , Miss Zorah, we need to talk about our situation.
Shepard: This feels like deja vu.
Tali: What?
Shepard: Never mind what's up?
Liara: Look you said you wanted to re-establish our relationship but I know you talked to Tali in your cabin so just tell me you if you want to end it.
Shepard: You're special to me Liara.
Tali: What?!! What about me?
Shepard: Tali I love you too, so very much.
Tali: Then you need to decide right now.
Shepard: Who says I have to choose one? Maybe we could...
Liara: Shepard the last time you tried this it didn't work because I'm sure Tali doesn't want to share--
Tali: Actually I don't mind.
Shepard and Liara: What?
Tali: I don't mind.
Liara: Oh, well if you're ok with it...then I am too.
Shepard: Good to see we got this resolved.
*In Shepard's mind: SCORE!*

[EricHVela]

Traynor: "Admiral Hackett's available on vidcom, Commander."

Hackett: "Shepard. Is there something you need?"

Shepard: "Uh. Didn't you call me?"

[Joe Del Toro]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Traynor: "Admiral Hackett's available on vidcom, Commander."

Hackett: "Shepard. Is there something you need?"

Shepard: "Uh. Didn't you call me?"

Holy crap, THIS.

[Unholyknight800]

Traynor: You should check up on shuttle pilot Cortez in the armory.
Shepard: Nah.
*Later*
Traynor: Commander, I recommend you check on Cortez, he's been there for the past few days now.
Shepard: Maybe later.
*Later*
Traynor: Commander, Cortez has been in the armory for weeks crying about his dead husband so don't you think you should check on him, like right NOW?!!!!
Shepard: I didn't know you played chess, now that I know your weakness we'll have to play a game.
Traynor:*Facepalm*

Modifié par Unholyknight800, 08 juin 2012 - 12:39 .

[mauro2222]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Traynor: "Admiral Hackett's available on vidcom, Commander."

Hackett: "Shepard. Is there something you need?"

Shepard: "Uh. Didn't you call me?"

Hahahaha!

Stop playing with me!

[Erield]

*Inside Liara's mind at the FOB*
Shepard: Look Liara, this is great and all, but I'm with Tali now.
Liara: I know. It's okay. What should I name our daughter?
Shepard: What?!
Liara: You knew what this was.

[Taboo]

Erield wrote...

*Inside Liara's mind at the FOB*
Shepard: Look Liara, this is great and all, but I'm with Tali now.
Liara: I know. It's okay. What should I name our daughter?
Shepard: What?!
Liara: You knew what this was.

RUN BRO.

Seriously, stop dating women that will just walk in on you and then stalk you later.