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[CanadianGunshy]

Topic is simple - emails and messages you think your Shepard ought to have written during the game:

"Dear Alliance HQ

I ran out of thermal clips again today. I would like to request an outdated firearm with a heat dissipation module.

Shepard"



"Dear Turian Counciller

I understand Palavan is under attack by 'Reapers' A race of sentient machines awaiting in dark space.
I thought you had dismissed that claim.

Shepard"

[grey_wind]

To all Galactic Government Officials,

Are you seriously telling me you're putting every resource we have into a device you don't know will even work or even what its capable of? Who the f*ck elected you?

-Shepard

[MidnightRaith]

Can this be semi-serious? I really wanted Shepard or your mother to write something to you if you were a Spacer.

Dear Mom,

I'm sorry I forgot that you might be alive.

Your kid

[Kunari801]

CanadianGunshy wrote...

"Dear Turian Counciller

I understand Palavan is under attack by 'Reapers' A race of sentient machines awaiting in dark space.
I thought you had dismissed that claim.

Shepard"

If you saved the council in ME1, there is a renegade option when talking to the Turian councillor in Udina's office that pretty much says that.  

[Erield]

Dear Kid I Saw In The Vent,

Thank you for being a douche, and then getting yourself killed. I hope your death doesn't haunt me.

Shepard

[Jenonax]

Dear Mum,

I realize I haven't bothered to speak to you now for two games, but we're all about to die.

I love you.

Also, who's my dad and please tell Hackett that the Crucible is stupid.

Sincerely, your genderly ambiguous hero child.

P.S I would also like a better pilot for Xmas.

P.P.S And a nicer crew.

P.P.P.S And while we're at it throw in a new tank of fish. My new PA forgot to feed mine.

Modifié par Jenonax, 07 juin 2012 - 12:31 .

[arial]

"Dear Dalatrass,

I regret to inform you I did indeed assist the Krogan in curing the Genophage.

If you decide not to assist us in our mission The Human Systems Alliance will not come to assist your race when the Reapers hit your home world.

may fortune smile Upon you


- Shepard
Commanding Officer of the SSV Normandy SR2"

Modifié par arial, 07 juin 2012 - 12:33 .

[jijeebo]

Dear Kai Leng,

ZOMG CHECK THE KITTEN IN THE LINK IT'S SOOOO CUTE!!!

p.s. It's totally not a virus.


Love Shepard.

[Ticonderoga117]

CanadianGunshy wrote...

Topic is simple - emails and messages you think your Shepard ought to have written during the game:

"Dear Alliance HQ

I ran out of thermal clips again today. I would like to request an outdated firearm with a heat dissipation module.

Shepard"



"Dear Turian Counciller

I understand Palavan is under attack by 'Reapers' A race of sentient machines awaiting in dark space.
I thought you had dismissed that claim.

Shepard"

You sir, are awesome.

"Dear Quarians and Geth,

Please stop fighting. You will both die if the Reapers win because I didn't have the two biggest fleets under my command.

Thanks.
Shepard"

"Dear Dalatrass Linron,

I may be a bully, but this bully has the Turians, Krogan, Rachni, Quarians, Geth, Batarians, the Shadow Broker, your own STG teams, and the entire human fleet behind him.

I have more friends than you.

Have fun saying hello to Harbinger by yourself.

Shepard

PS. I wouldn't mind helping you, but you were a complete b*tch during those negotiations. I don't feel like helping you."

Modifié par Ticonderoga117, 07 juin 2012 - 12:34 .

[M Hedonist]

Grunt,
it's "Shepard".

[The Love Runner]

jijeebo wrote...

Dear Kai Leng,

ZOMG CHECK THE KITTEN CEREAL IN THE LINK IT'S SOOOO CUTE DELICIOUS!!!

p.s. It's totally not a virus.


Love Shepard.

Fixed.

[Joe Del Toro]

Dear Harbinger,

I just Assumed Direct Control of your Facebook account. Now all the other Reapers can see your sexual preference is 'Sovereign's Butt' and all your high school pics are on there. F*ck you.

Sincerely,

Commander Shepard

[The Love Runner]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Dear Harbinger,

I just Assumed Direct Control of your Facebook account. Now all the other Reapers can see your sexual preference is 'Sovereign's Butt' and all your high school pics are on there. F*ck you.

Sincerely,

Commander Shepard

Ok, that one was very good. Lol.

[EricHVela]

Dear Anderson,
How's London?

Wish you were here.
Love and kisses,
John Shepard

[Ticonderoga117]

"Dear TIM,

I just killed your sexbot on Mars. I figure these links might help you.

gww.sexbots-r-us.ext
gww.thelittlebluepill.ext

Oh, and by the way, I took the body and had EDI put in it. Thanks for that. And the ship... and EDI.
Jerk.

Shepard"

[Erield]

Dear SPECTRE Requisition Officer,

I am writing to inform you that I am flat broke, and attempting to single-handedly save the galaxy from being eaten by the Reapers. If you would just give me the Black Widow, I will make sure to save your family. Fail me in this, and when I finally do have 250,000 credits to buy the gun, there will be a whole helluva lot less saving and a lot more killin' goin' on instead.

Patiently awaiting your reply (and my new Black Widow)
Shepard

[Joe Del Toro]

Dear Conrad,

I must reiterate for the 17th time that no, I am not interested in seeing any photos. I do not care how 'tastefully' your nudity is portrayed in them.

Thank you,
Comdr. Shepard.

[CanadianGunshy]

Dear Corperations

I was too short on credits to purchase the Black Widow Mark X rifle from the kiosk. I sincerely hope this does not contribute to the potential failure of my mission to save the galaxy.

Shepard

[jijeebo]

RE: I was born in London.


Anderson,

I'm sitting right next to you on the shuttle, stop e-mailing me to tell me you were born here.


Thanks,
                   Shepard.


P.S. I know it's totally inappropriate but EDI totes has major camel-toe right now... Sneak a peek if you get the chance.

[jijeebo]

Galactic Runner wrote...

jijeebo wrote...

Dear Kai Leng,

ZOMG CHECK THE KITTEN CEREAL IN THE LINK IT'S SOOOO CUTE DELICIOUS!!!

p.s. It's totally not a virus.


Love Shepard.

Fixed.

I lol'd.

[M Hedonist]

Subject: Re: Making babies

Wrex:

I very much hope that there is no specific reason you've felt the need to convince me that "making babies" is fun again. Because there's no way there's something happening between us. Well, not while I'm not drunk, anyway.

[xxLDZxx]

Dear Alliance Fleet,

I just destroyed on foot a reaper on ranoch, you have to aim for the Red laser spot. Please tell our troops on the ground where to aim so we dont wast lives.
Sincerely,

Commander Shepard

P.S I think heavy weapons might help too.

[The Love Runner]

(After Male Shepard is given a vision of the endings and discovers the universe with Female Shepard)

"Dear Alternate-Universe Female Shepard,

Please transport all of us to your universe so that we can avoid Star-Jar Binks and double your resources for the attack against the Reapers.

Your Counterpart, Male Shepard"

If only he knew...PARADOX!!

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 07 juin 2012 - 12:45 .

[Joe Del Toro]

embrrac etenity

HEEEYYYY LIIAARR,

 I LV U SO MCHH CANT W8 22 DO THE NASTAAY WIV UR AZUUR L8R XXX



RE: embrrac etenity

Shepard, have you been drinking Rynchol again? xx

[CanadianGunshy]

Dear Illusive Man

I understand we have had our differences. (You tried to kill me)
And I understand you've moved on. (You got a cyborg ninja assassin)
But I want you to know - I really appreciate you bringing me back to life. (I actually mean this)
And I promise not to kill you. (I'll only convince you to shoot yourself)

Your friend - Shpeard.