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[Jenonax]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

RE: Orders?

We fight or we die.

Comdr. Shepard


RE: RE: Orders?

Sir, we were hoping for more detail than that

Sincerely,
Alliance Command

RE:RE:RE: Orders?

Sorry I've been holed up in jail for the past six months.  I also told you to prepare two years ago, numnuts.

*sigh* Proceed to Mars, Hackett says there's a weapon of dubious origin there that might blow the space-squids up, I dunno.  I'm abandoning you all to go help the Turians.  You know, my actual friends.

Comdr. Shepard

[jsar72]

Liara,

Your info drone got out again last night and tried to anal probe EDI...Joker is pissed. He broke 3 fingers hitting the console buttons too hard. Please do something about the drone before we lose our pilot.

Shep

[Unholyknight800]

Shepard,

I know what you did.

Liara
__________________________
Crap?!!! You too?

Shepard

[Joe Del Toro]

I MISS U

WHEN WILL WE GET TO PLAY CATCH THE TURIAN AGAIN :(


RE: I MISS U

Grunt, this is not how a commanding officer is supposed to behave. And I already told you, this Thursday.

Comdr. Shepard

Modifié par Joe Del Toro, 07 juin 2012 - 01:17 .

[ananna21]

Dear War Command,
The Crucible is truly a silly plan also why is Earth so important again? Why is one world given such care when there is plenty of spares.
Sheapard
P.S Can I give the speech to the troops I personally recruited Hackett.

[George-Kinsill]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

RE: Orders?

We fight or we die.

Comdr. Shepard


RE: RE: Orders?

Sir, we were hoping for more detail than that

Sincerely,
Alliance Command

Re: Re: Re: Orders?

Why are you asking me this now again when I have been warning you about this for 3 years? 

Comdr. Shepard

P.S. If you want more advice, give me a promotion. I know you've been handing them out like candy on Halloween because apparently Ashley is now a Lt. Comdr. I think the going rate for saving the galaxy twice and going on third is Admiral.

[Unholyknight800]

Javik,

Please tell me how you know about Tali and I.

Shepard
__________________

Is it not obvious Commander? I touched you in your sleep.

Javik

[jijeebo]

Subject: Just a reminder.

We've slept together, it's okay for you to address me by my first name you know.

Forever faithful,
Shepard Shepard


Send To: Liara, Miranda, Jack, Tali, Kelly, Diana, Steve, Kaidan

Modifié par jijeebo, 07 juin 2012 - 01:21 .

[Jenonax]

Dear Mrs Adams,

I am truly sorry I did not purchase that part necessary for the engineers not to be vaporized when in a firefight.

Please stop sending rabid pyjaks through the mail.

Shepard.

[ananna21]

Dear 2 Chicks next to the door,
Do something useful or at least stop clogging up the door.
Shepard

Modifié par ananna21, 07 juin 2012 - 01:23 .

[Joe Del Toro]

jijeebo wrote...

Subject: Just a reminder.

We've slept together, it's okay for you to address me by my first name you know.

Forever faithful,
Shepard Shepard


Send To: Liara, Miranda, Jack, Tali, Kelly, Diana, Steve, Kaidan, Urz, Fortack, Din Korlack, Kalros

[jsar72]

Dear EDI,

While not docked please confine yourself to the AI core. The new body has Joker crashing the Normandy worse than James crashes the shuttle.

Shepard

[Unholyknight800]

Dear EDI,

Stop showing that video of Tali and I in my cabin. Joker already posted it on the Extranet.

Shepard.

[jsar72]

Dear Illusive Man,

I know we have had our differences in the past and everything, but I am getting ready to charge the beam up to the Citadel and destroy the Reaper threat.

Do you think it would be possible to bring me back again if I die...yet again?

Sheppard

[Zix13]

After each mission where you fight cerberus:

Illusive man,

Trolololol

-Shepard.

[RamilVenoard]

Thought of a few funny ones, but then one more serious. Might be nice to, idk, tell you're love interest that you actually LOVE them? Maybe?

Miri,

Hope all is well wherever you find yourself. Please stay safe as best you can. Thinking of you.

I love you.
~Shep

[ananna21]

Dear Kai Leng,
No I kill you
Shepard

[CrutchCricket]

From: "Commander Shepard" <shepard.cmdr@normandy.sr2.com>
To: "Illusive Man" <somecallmeTIM@cerberus.net>
RE:RE: ALL THE PORN!!!

To be honest I only told him to send the gay stuff

______________________________________________________

From: "Illusive Man" <somecallmeTIM@cerberus.net>
To: "Commander Shepard" <shepard.cmdr@normandy.sr2.com>
RE:ALL THE PORN!!!

wTF IS this???

[Unholyknight800]

RamilVenoard wrote...

Thought of a few funny ones, but then one more serious. Might be nice to, idk, tell you're love interest that you actually LOVE them? Maybe?

Sure that's a good idea

Tali,

I'm not sure you'll get this but I just got to the Citadel from Earth. I don't know where you are right now but I miss you. Nonetheless I hope you're safe with the fleet

Love,
Shepard

[jsar72]

RamilVenoard wrote...

Thought of a few funny ones, but then one more serious. Might be nice to, idk, tell you're love interest that you actually LOVE them? Maybe?

Miri,

Hope all is well wherever you find yourself. Please stay safe as best you can. Thinking of you.

I love you.
~Shep

Dear Liara,

Don't worry, everything will be okay with the mission. Keep your head down and be safe, I look forward to talking more about those blue babies when this is all over.

I love you
Forever yours
John

[Jenonax]

RamilVenoard wrote...

Might be nice to, idk, tell you're love interest that you actually LOVE them? Maybe?

Dear Jacob,

Go die in a well, you ****ing cheat!

And no, you can't name your kid Shepard, you ****ing moron!

Commander Kiss-my-ass

[Candoo]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

RE: Orders?

We fight or we die.

Comdr. Shepard


RE: RE: Orders?

Sir, we were hoping for more detail than that

Sincerely,
Alliance Command

RE: RE: Orders?

Alliance Command,

I am sorry that I could not provide more details,
but Bioware Central Command seems to have omitted
supplying me with enough information to make a sound
and strategic decision on the matter.

They did provide me some type of a coloured wheel,
although I have no clue what I am supposed to do with it.

Shepard

P.S.:  Were you aware that Anderson was born in London?

[jsar72]

Jenonax wrote...

RamilVenoard wrote...

Might be nice to, idk, tell you're love interest that you actually LOVE them? Maybe?

Dear Jacob,

Go die in a well, you ****ing cheat!

And no, you can't name your kid Shepard, you ****ing moron!

Commander Kiss-my-ass

LMFAO!!!!:O:O

[Candoo]

jsar72 wrote...

Liara,

Your info drone got out again last night and tried to anal probe EDI...Joker is pissed. He broke 3 fingers hitting the console buttons too hard. Please do something about the drone before we lose our pilot.

Shep

My Dearest Shep,

I am sorry that this has happened again. It was supposed to be probing Uranus in search of Klingons.

Your Loving Liara

[ananna21]

Dear Rachni Queen,
I saved you twice so where are my troops. I thought you would be one ally that would actually be useful
Shepard, the who silenced the sour yellow note twice.