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#102
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 07:32
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To whom it may concern,
I beat the odds! I am drawing my last breath and have no freakin idea where I am. If you find my body, please bury me and post a video of it on YouTube. My loved ones want some closure!
Thank you
Commander Shepard
I beat the odds! I am drawing my last breath and have no freakin idea where I am. If you find my body, please bury me and post a video of it on YouTube. My loved ones want some closure!
Thank you
Commander Shepard
#103
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 07:33
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Makrys wrote...
Dammit! My eyes are watering...
Awww, so sweet!!!!
:)
Modifié par jsar72, 07 juin 2012 - 07:35 .
#104
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 08:03
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Dear whoever finds this,
I have no idea what I just did. This kid I've been dreaming about (no, it wasn't like that!) showed up all wibbly-wobbly and see-through, told me some stuff that didn't particularly make sense and then just wouldn't talk to me any more... Soooo, I just did what I always do and shot this big tube (hey; it worked with the human reaper). Then I woke up here, alive, on earth. Not sure how that happened. I was literally *on fire*. Anyway, tell my mom I did my best, and that I'm sorry for not calling her for years.
yours dyingly,
Cmdr. Shepard (BA, MSNBC, NAMBLA)
I have no idea what I just did. This kid I've been dreaming about (no, it wasn't like that!) showed up all wibbly-wobbly and see-through, told me some stuff that didn't particularly make sense and then just wouldn't talk to me any more... Soooo, I just did what I always do and shot this big tube (hey; it worked with the human reaper). Then I woke up here, alive, on earth. Not sure how that happened. I was literally *on fire*. Anyway, tell my mom I did my best, and that I'm sorry for not calling her for years.
yours dyingly,
Cmdr. Shepard (BA, MSNBC, NAMBLA)
#105
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 10:14
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To whoever finds this,
It's dangerous to go alone. Take care of Hammy, my pet space hamster. He eats only filet mignon and caviar. On your quest, if you find yourself in trouble, always remember: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A.
Commander Shepard
Formerly a live SPECTRE,
Now a dead specter haunting your extranets
It's dangerous to go alone. Take care of Hammy, my pet space hamster. He eats only filet mignon and caviar. On your quest, if you find yourself in trouble, always remember: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A.
Commander Shepard
Formerly a live SPECTRE,
Now a dead specter haunting your extranets
#106
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 10:32
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To: Garrus Vakarian
Subject: Officially your favourite place on the Citadel.
You know I did that on purpose, right?
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From: Garrus Vakarian
Re: Officially your favourite place on the Citadel.
Of course I knew. I was a C-Sec investigator, remember. I *can* see the nose in front of my face.
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To: Garrus Vakarian
Re: Officially your favourite place on the Citadel.
OK. I just wanted to clear the air. Cos, you know, don't think we're coming back from this one.
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From: Garrus Vakarian
Getting maudlin on me, Shepard (was: Re: Officially your favourite place on the Citadel.)
Now you're just trying to cheer me up.
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To: Garrus Vakarian
Re: maudlin
Hey, what are friends for. Listen, don't mention this to the crew, OK?
Subject: Officially your favourite place on the Citadel.
You know I did that on purpose, right?
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From: Garrus Vakarian
Re: Officially your favourite place on the Citadel.
Of course I knew. I was a C-Sec investigator, remember. I *can* see the nose in front of my face.
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To: Garrus Vakarian
Re: Officially your favourite place on the Citadel.
OK. I just wanted to clear the air. Cos, you know, don't think we're coming back from this one.
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From: Garrus Vakarian
Getting maudlin on me, Shepard (was: Re: Officially your favourite place on the Citadel.)
Now you're just trying to cheer me up.
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To: Garrus Vakarian
Re: maudlin
Hey, what are friends for. Listen, don't mention this to the crew, OK?
Modifié par Sarc69, 07 juin 2012 - 10:33 .
#107
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 10:36
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Sovereign:
Dear Shepard;
Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
P.S. It's Casey Hudsons Fault
P.P.S. Pppphhhwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!!
This email was generated using Microsoft Windows : version 666. Galactic Extinction Edition.
Dear Shepard;
Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
P.S. It's Casey Hudsons Fault
P.P.S. Pppphhhwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!!
This email was generated using Microsoft Windows : version 666. Galactic Extinction Edition.
#108
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 10:58
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Dear Traynor,
Your new electric toothbrush arrived three days ago. Therefore why are your teeth still yellow? Need I remind you that fornicating on my ship with anything whatsoever is strictly forbidden after the incident with the Vorcha.
Commanding Officers non-withstanding.
Shepard.
Your new electric toothbrush arrived three days ago. Therefore why are your teeth still yellow? Need I remind you that fornicating on my ship with anything whatsoever is strictly forbidden after the incident with the Vorcha.
Commanding Officers non-withstanding.
Shepard.
#109
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 11:04
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From: Javik
Subject: What is this, I do not even
Commander, your 'James' soldier insists I view something called 'Citrus Party'. I wish to know if this would be productive in any way.
Javik
From: Shepard
RE: What is this, I do not even
Go right ahead, Javik
Comdr. Shepard
Subject: What is this, I do not even
Commander, your 'James' soldier insists I view something called 'Citrus Party'. I wish to know if this would be productive in any way.
Javik
From: Shepard
RE: What is this, I do not even
Go right ahead, Javik
Comdr. Shepard
#110
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 11:33
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To: Ashley Jenkins
Subject: Goodbye
Look, I know we hooked up while chasing Saren, but, well. Life happens, ya know? Me and Tali, we're good together. I know you're a fan of Tennyson, so when I read this I thought of you:
Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Cmdr. Shepard
Subject: Goodbye
Look, I know we hooked up while chasing Saren, but, well. Life happens, ya know? Me and Tali, we're good together. I know you're a fan of Tennyson, so when I read this I thought of you:
Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Cmdr. Shepard
#111
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 11:33
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From: Legion
To: Daro'Xen vas Moreh
No data available.
To: Daro'Xen vas Moreh
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#112
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 12:08
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RE: Asari Command
That's nice. Oh hey, Leng, have you ever heard this song? Yeah, I freaking went there.
Comdr. Shepard
That's nice. Oh hey, Leng, have you ever heard this song? Yeah, I freaking went there.
Comdr. Shepard
#113
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 12:18
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Dear Mum,
Anderson called me 'son' is this true, you lying hussy?
Love, your bastard son.
Anderson called me 'son' is this true, you lying hussy?
Love, your bastard son.
#115
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 12:39
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To: Commander Shepard
Subject: Hope you enjoy your date on the Citadel
We can wait. No rush or anything.
Sincerely,
The Billions of People Left Behind on Earth
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To: Commander Shepard
From: Kelley Chambers
Subject: The Truth
As fun as it would have been to rejoin the Normandy crew, I heard about how you're having dreams of young boys.
Even I have standards.
Regards,
Kelly Chambers
Subject: Hope you enjoy your date on the Citadel
We can wait. No rush or anything.
Sincerely,
The Billions of People Left Behind on Earth
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To: Commander Shepard
From: Kelley Chambers
Subject: The Truth
As fun as it would have been to rejoin the Normandy crew, I heard about how you're having dreams of young boys.
Even I have standards.
Regards,
Kelly Chambers
#116
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 12:43
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from: Shepard:
to: Liara. Re: You'll never believe this.....
The bartender over there?
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from: Liara:
to: shepard. Re. eh???
The matriarch hired by the asari gouvernment to track my movements?
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from:Shepard:
to: Liara. Re: yes.....
She’s your father!!!!
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from: liara
to: Shepard. Re. eh???
You mean my mother? but she's dead......
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From:Shepard
to:Liara. Re. err no...
She is your father.....
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From:Liara
To:Shepard. re. Hang on.
Have you been at those asari love mushrooms again dear?
to: Liara. Re: You'll never believe this.....
The bartender over there?
.......
from: Liara:
to: shepard. Re. eh???
The matriarch hired by the asari gouvernment to track my movements?
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from:Shepard:
to: Liara. Re: yes.....
She’s your father!!!!
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from: liara
to: Shepard. Re. eh???
You mean my mother? but she's dead......
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From:Shepard
to:Liara. Re. err no...
She is your father.....
...........
From:Liara
To:Shepard. re. Hang on.
Have you been at those asari love mushrooms again dear?
#117
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 12:57
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Modifié par Vigilant111, 07 juin 2012 - 01:18 .
#118
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 05:14
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Dear BSN,
Please don't let this thread die, its the most fun I've had in ages,
Cmmdr Shepard.
Please don't let this thread die, its the most fun I've had in ages,
Cmmdr Shepard.
#119
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 05:15
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Dear Jenonax
It's totally cool at the end, it turns out Joker's not stranded, he's just going for a test run on the newly built Relays! Have a nice day!
Comdr. Shepard
It's totally cool at the end, it turns out Joker's not stranded, he's just going for a test run on the newly built Relays! Have a nice day!
Comdr. Shepard
#120
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 05:22
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Re: Asari Command
kl. "I" was lucky to survive? We must have very different memories of what happened in that temple. I seem to remember it this way:
cs: [Black Widow headshot to kl]
kl: "Cover me, I need to recharge!"
cs: [Black Widow headshot to kl]
kl: "Cover me, I need to recharge!"
cs: [Black Widow headshot to kl]
kl: "Cover me, I need to recharge!"
cs: [Black Widow headshot to kl]
kl: "Take out the supports!"
Come talk to me again without a pet gunship or your girlfriend in a cab, kid.
cs
kl. "I" was lucky to survive? We must have very different memories of what happened in that temple. I seem to remember it this way:
cs: [Black Widow headshot to kl]
kl: "Cover me, I need to recharge!"
cs: [Black Widow headshot to kl]
kl: "Cover me, I need to recharge!"
cs: [Black Widow headshot to kl]
kl: "Cover me, I need to recharge!"
cs: [Black Widow headshot to kl]
kl: "Take out the supports!"
Come talk to me again without a pet gunship or your girlfriend in a cab, kid.
cs
Modifié par Ibn_Shisha, 07 juin 2012 - 05:23 .
#121
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 05:23
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Dear reapers,
I have uploaded "Friday" into every one of you.
THIS HURTS YOU!
From that shep guy.
I have uploaded "Friday" into every one of you.
THIS HURTS YOU!
From that shep guy.
#122
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 05:24
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To: Kai Leng
CC: Illusive Man
From: Commander Shepard
*insert Nigerian prince e-mail scam here*
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To: Liara
From: Commander Shepard
Stop crying and do your damn job.
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From: Fornax Inc.
To: Commander Shepard
This is a notice confirming the cancellation of your subscription to Fornax Magazine. This subscription was cancelled by (REDACTED), Yesterday at 1:24 PM EST.
To: Ashley Williams (or any of your LI)
From: Commander Shepard
Subject: Fw: Fornax Cancellation
What the hell??!!
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CC: Illusive Man
From: Commander Shepard
*insert Nigerian prince e-mail scam here*
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To: Liara
From: Commander Shepard
Stop crying and do your damn job.
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From: Fornax Inc.
To: Commander Shepard
This is a notice confirming the cancellation of your subscription to Fornax Magazine. This subscription was cancelled by (REDACTED), Yesterday at 1:24 PM EST.
To: Ashley Williams (or any of your LI)
From: Commander Shepard
Subject: Fw: Fornax Cancellation
What the hell??!!
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#123
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 05:25
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Joe Del Toro wrote...
Dear Jenonax
It's totally cool at the end, it turns out Joker's not stranded, he's just going for a test run on the newly built Relays! Have a nice day!
Comdr. Shepard
Dear Joe Del Toro,
You're an arse
That is all
Jax.
#124
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 05:26
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Re: Asari Command
With Disdain,
Shepard
With Disdain,
Shepard
Modifié par Greylycantrope, 07 juin 2012 - 05:27 .
#125
Posté 07 juin 2012 - 05:31
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Jenonax wrote...
Joe Del Toro wrote...
Dear Jenonax
It's totally cool at the end, it turns out Joker's not stranded, he's just going for a test run on the newly built Relays! Have a nice day!
Comdr. Shepard
Dear Joe Del Toro,
You're an arse
That is all
Jax.
Dear Jax
Just because you have giant metal arms doesn't mean you can speak to me that way. Even Johnny Cage has better manners than you.
Joe Del Toro
And to keep on-topic...
Dear Tali
Dat ass.
Sincerely,
Comdr. Shepard
