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[Jenonax]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Dear Jax

Just because you have giant metal arms doesn't mean you can speak to me that way. Even Johnny Cage has better manners than you.

Joe Del Toro


And to keep on-topic...

Dear Tali

Dat ass.

Sincerely,
Comdr. Shepard

Dear Joe,

Giant extendable metal arms.  I can reach Manchester from here you know.

Jax.

[Joe Del Toro]

I'll be good  

[The Love Runner]

Dear Joker,

I didn't know we had teleporters. Would have been useful earlier.

Shepard.

Dear Space Grandpa,

Please take your meds. Otherwise, you'll ruin the story for your grandson.

"THE" Shepard.

[Jenonax]

Dear Elcor Diplomats,

Truly sorry for leaving you down there. I thought my scanner was actually capable of picking up solid matter, rather than, you know, just scanning things.

Apologetically - deeply sorry. Hope most of you survived and please make Blasto 7.

Shepard

[Joe Del Toro]

To: James Vega
Subject: Your little secret

I caught a glimpse in the locker room earlier. Steroids are bad for you, James, please get help before it becomes anymore of a problem.

Comdr. Shepard

[akenn312]

To: Steve Cortez

Hey Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!?!

I was just thinking maybe we should equip everyone with
targeting lasers and forward this new info to Anderson &
the Alliance on how to kill a Reaper. Your thoughts?

Shepard


To: Shepard
Hey Commander,

Sorry I forgot to tell you the Alliance has known all along
Heavy Weapons like the Cain will destroy a Reaper in one shot.

Steve


To: Steve Cortez

Well that's good to know.
Can you get everyone some Cain Heavy Weapons ASAP?

Shepard


To: Shepard

Nope I think were good with just rifles, shotguns and pistols.
The Alliance has made two that should be enough.

Steve



To: Steve Cortez

Are all you guys trying to get me killed?

Shepard.

Modifié par akenn312, 07 juin 2012 - 11:13 .

[EricHVela]

Dear Illusive Man,

Please, accept this as my formal notice of resignation. It has been a pleasure for me to work with Cerberus and their
impressive resources and personnel. This past year has taught me many things, and I expect to use that knowledge
soon in my new career. It is with great hope that I was able to leave Cerberus with similar benefits. I only wish for your
success in your future endeavors.

Of course, I realize that my timing is inopportune for you and hope that taking the Normandy and crew leaves no hard
feelings between us. I apologize for destroying the Collector base. It was for the best. I would like to collaborate in the
future on other projects none-the-less and hope we can put the incident behind us.

Love and kisses,
John Shepard

(fix'd)

[Kylamero]

Dear Captain Kirrahae,


I tried to phone you earlier but i couldn't...






...HOLD THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bob3terd]

Dear Tali

Is see you baby shaking dat ass, shaking dat ass.

Shepard

[RyrineaNara]

Dear Kai Lang,

 Saren is someone I can respect as my rival you to me act more like a fifth grader, who doesn't get his way. Also, I'll be glad, when I gut you like a frog.

Yours Shepard
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Dear Dalatrass,

I'm glad Wrex will prove you wrong in the end, and if you still refuse to send your fleets. I willl tell the fleets to not help you at all when the reapers come for your worlds, since I've got more of a voice that you do.


Cheers  to the future of the Krogon race,

Shepard

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Dear Earth's officials,

I will not give any apologizes for shooting Undia, since I did my duty not only as a Specter but an Alliance officer as well.
Cmder. Shepard

Modifié par RyrineaNara, 07 juin 2012 - 07:17 .

[CanadianGunshy]

Dear Saren,

You arrogant son of a b**ch. You think humanity is unworthy, wait till I blast you and your geth army outta the stars.

Shepard

Dear Collectors

You killed me once, and it just pissed me off. I am coming for you.

Shepard

Dear Harbringer

I know your scared, I know you'll feel this. You're next.

Shepard

[dorktainian]

:wub:intercepted e-mail.  Commander Shepard you really shouldnt be reading this...............  EDI.




To: Garrus
From: Wrex.

Subject: Sur'Kesh Memories....

Garrus… I had a blast.  Seriously I can't remember when I had so much fun.  Well there was that time I spent hours on the internet playing Kitten Cannon I suppose.  Anyways, I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he’s funny.  Ah well maybe funny.  BTW did you manage to find the right spot on the citadel to take Shepard yet?  When you get him up there remember he likes steak.

If you're still feeling a bit low after the other day,  I could throw a few salarians off a cliff if it makes you feel better.  Either that or throw a hanar on the barbie....


We'll Bang OK!

Wrex.

[Jorrkit]

From: subjectzero****sgiven@gmail.com
To: tkrios@IPkahje.net

hey thane when you die can I have your jacket

jack


From: tkrios@IPkahje.net
To: subjectzero****sgiven@gmail.com

Jack,

You may, though I sincerely doubt that it will fit properly.

Best,

Thane


From: subjectzero****sgiven@gmail.com
To: tkrios@IPkahje.net


killer

[darkchief10]

Dear Shepard,
I have been thinking and  say we got off to a bad start, as gesture of kindness here's a link to the complete blasto collection free extranet download. Hope you enjoy
Balak

Dear Balak,
Sending me a virus that makes my A.I. Want to anal probe everyone is not my Idea of fun, jerk.
Ps. I told harbinger where your ship is, ****** off.
Shepard

[d_nought]

From: Liara
To: Shepard
Subject: RE: Me and my space hamster

I do want to think that!

>From:Shepard
>To: Normandy SR-2 Crew
>Subject: Me and my space hamster

>Dear Normandy Crew,

>I'm just going to send you my naked pictures right here. If you want to think we're cybering
>together, go right ahead!

>Shepard

Modifié par chipsandwich, 07 juin 2012 - 08:42 .

[CroGamer002]

RyrineaNara wrote...

Dear Earth's officials,

I will not give any apologizes for shooting Undia, since I did my duty not only as a Specter but an Alliance officer as well.
Cmder. Shepard

Dear Cmdr. Shepard.

We never asked for an apology.



NOW GET THOSE FORCES TO EARTH!

[Joe Del Toro]

From: Javik
Subject: I still do not understand

Commander, why does the human pilot insist on calling me 'Wikus'? I have not seen this 'District 9' he keeps jabbering on about. Permission to throw out of airlock?

Javik

[EricHVela]

To: Kai Leng
From: Illusive Man
Title: Meet me in my office at 1500

Good. You opened this email.

I had EDI insert a virus into this to infect your implants so you'll be even easier to kill the next time we meet.

Hope to see you soon.

Shepard

[Erield]

To: Saren
Subject: Kill all humans

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Bender

[C-Sec Officer]

To: Anderson
Subject: RE: I was born in London.

Yes I know you were born in london.

Shepard.

[Joe Del Toro]

To: Commander Shepard
From: Liara T'Soni
Subject: RE:RE:Suggested Book Titles

Thank you for those suggestions, but I think I might go with my original ideas. Thanks anyway


To: Liara T'Soni
From: Commander Shepard
Subject: RE: Suggested Book Titles

Well, how about:

Dem Protheans
Adventures with Four-Eyes
I'd Like To Be In His Cycle
Through The Airlock: A Prothean Directive

Comdr. Shepard

[C-Sec Officer]

To: Shepard
From: TiM
Subject: Try and beat this!

I Have an army.

TiM

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To: TiM
From: Shepard
Subject: RE: Try and beat this!

We have a Hulk.

Shepard.

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To: Shepard
From: TiM
Subject:.............

Sorry about that misunderstanding, disregard my last message.
You have my support in this war.


The Illusive Man.

[Carlthestrange]

Dear Citadel Council.

Next time you "Dismiss" one of my claims, I will let Serviceman Chung "eyeball" the citadel.

Love Shepard.

[Tapkomet]

Dear Admiral Anderson

Your plan of getting to the Citadel is complete bull. How about we blast a hole in an arm instead, or at least contact Bailey and ask him to keep the Conduit running?

Sincerely, Commander Shepard

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Dear Commander Shepard

Negative. No defeating the Reapers. No defeating the Reapers! Innocent people die!

Sincerely, Admiral Anderson

Modifié par Tapkomet, 07 juin 2012 - 10:50 .