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[fairandbalancedfan]

PC: Wow, Sten did you see how Morrigan slaughtered that soldier ?



Sten: what was that soldier doing in the kitchen ?





Chantry Priest: Ever wonder why the Maker is a man ? why not a woman ?



Chantry Priest 2: What makes you say that ?



Chantry Priest: Well the Maker is kind and just but when you do no worship him he throws a tantrum and left us.

[Steven the Hawk]

andybuiadh wrote...

What is the difference between Alistair and your Mabari?

One is funny, cute, brave and dependable. The other is an ex-templar.

I like this one.

[Beren082]

What happened after a Dwarf woman was gang-raped by bulls?



The first Qunari was born.



Goldanna did actually survive an encounter with a Hurlock once. He grabbed her after a particularly gruesome raid, and carried her off to a barn to have his way with her. after 2 minutes of holding her down, he finally got to the business at hand, but was soon constantly interrupted by this high pitched shriek. not of fear or pain, but of her incessant nagging. After a barrage of "What do you call that thing?" and "Is it in yet?" as well as a number of "You're doing it wrong!" The beast quickly gave up the struggle to attempt to leave the woman to her miserable life. He soon turned to see the hag in pursuit, and began to run. Nearing complete exhaustion, the Darkspawn soon comes upon a Grey Warden, and gleefully thrown himself upon the warrior's out-thrust blade. in his final moments, he heard Goldanna's footsteps nearing, and with his final breath, whispered to the Warden, "Flee!"

[guitarbard]

fairandbalancedfan wrote...

PC: Wow, Sten did you see how Morrigan slaughtered that soldier ?

Sten: what was that soldier doing in the kitchen ?


Chantry Priest: Ever wonder why the Maker is a man ? why not a woman ?

Chantry Priest 2: What makes you say that ?

Chantry Priest: Well the Maker is kind and just but when you do no worship him he throws a tantrum and left us.

Not sure I get the Morrigan one, but I LOVE the Chantry Priest one!!!

[Jester8183]

fairandbalancedfan wrote...

PC: Wow, Sten did you see how Morrigan slaughtered that soldier ?

Sten: what was that soldier doing in the kitchen ?


Chantry Priest: Ever wonder why the Maker is a man ? why not a woman ?

Chantry Priest 2: What makes you say that ?

Chantry Priest: Well the Maker is kind and just but when you do no worship him he throws a tantrum and left us.

Ha!  I like the Sten joke.  Well played, sir (or madam), well played.

[CREinstein]

The true reason the darkspawn are invading: They ran out of milk

[guitarbard]

Jester8183 wrote...

fairandbalancedfan wrote...

PC: Wow, Sten did you see how Morrigan slaughtered that soldier ?

Sten: what was that soldier doing in the kitchen ?


Chantry Priest: Ever wonder why the Maker is a man ? why not a woman ?

Chantry Priest 2: What makes you say that ?

Chantry Priest: Well the Maker is kind and just but when you do no worship him he throws a tantrum and left us.

Ha!  I like the Sten joke.  Well played, sir (or madam), well played.

I feel like an idiot, but I still don't...wait...maybe I get the Sten one...

Why didn't Zevran want to leave Antiva? He didn't want to leave his friend's behind. 

[Kimarous]

Why did the dwarf agrivate his wounded leg?

Because he didn't want to lose his caste.

[CREinstein]

Kimarous wrote...

Why did the dwarf agrivate his wounded leg?
Because he didn't want to lose his caste.

Not bad!


Why did the dwarf go sober?

He was caste out of the bar!