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1)  Thou shalt not enter into a Gold match as a weapon-dependent class utilizing only Level-1 Common/Uncommon/Rare weapons, unless one can objectively and impartially say thou art truly good enough to make use of them.  For other players do not exist solely for carrying the under-geared through the matches.
2)  Thou shalt not ****** and moan about "broken" class combinations during the course of gameplay, for one shall understand there are forums where people who care to hear one's complaints might actually be available to peruse them.
3)  Thou shalt not fail miserably due to poor playstyle, lack of skill, or inferior equipment and then whine about thou hath a "real life" when others become upset for their lack of performance, for one shall understand that thou art on the game like everyone else.
4)  Thou shalt not waste missiles on lone bosses on kill waves or those not about to wipe the group, for one understands they can mean the difference between full and no extract, and as thou hath obeyed Commandment-1, thou shall be able to kill said boss without said missile.
5)  Thou shalt not place the sole burden of completing mission objectives on the highest scoring player, in an attempt to farm thy own kill-count to parity.
6)  Thou shalt not hide in a corner while asking other players what they are doing wrong, for thou hath been gifted with a lobby, and the greatest research tool of all time dubbed "the internet"
7)  Thou shalt not go AFK during a match, even if thou shalt be gone for "only a few minutes" for thou occupieth space that might be filled by a useful player.
8)  Thou shalt explain why they are kicking a poorly equipped player, as actions without explained consequences are oft repeated.
9)  Thou shalt not accuse another player of cheating, until one hath honestly assessed whether or not said player is actually that much better than thou art, and/or that much better equipped than thou art.
10)  Thou shalt make every attempt to be as prepared as possible before entering a mission lobby, for thou understandith that other players do not exist to wait on thee.  Further thou shalt understand that being the Host is not an exemption from this commandment.

Auxiliary Commandments
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11)  Thou shalt take these commandments in good humor, rather than as an attempt by the author to impose his views on the community.  For I who hath created these commandments need not Private Messages from those who lack a sense of humor.
12)  Thou shalt have fun, for this is a game and thou shalt play it for this reason only.
13)  Thou shalt enter into Gold games with consumables, and thee shalt not expect other players to use consumables on thou behalf unless thou art prepared to do the same.
14)  Thou shalt medigel when thou art in a distant area and thy team require thy help.
15)  Thou shalt not use heavy weapons on a class which dependeth on low cooldowns.
16)  Thou shalt use thy "push to talk" feature responsibly.

-Edited for Spelling
-Edited to add Commandment-11
-Edited to include a sensible suggestion by User: Methew
-Edited to add emphasis to Commandment-1, in response to multiple mentions of the Black Widow.
-Edited to add Commandment-12 provided by User: Rite All Wrong
-Edited to add Commandments 13,14,15, and 16, thanks to User: Thewalrusx

Note:  I will add additonal sensible Commandments suggested by other players to the list of auxiliaries provided they fit the criteria of good humor, are short and concise, and not overly specific to a single class or weapon.

Modifié par Liquid_Unicron, 09 juin 2012 - 04:11 .


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john-in-france

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On commandment 1: I've never seen an Infiltrator kicked for having a level 1 Black Widow. I assume that you really mean basic/uncommon weapons.

On commandment 4: If I'm the only person left alive on wave 10, I'll use every missile to achieve the objective as I play squishies...just saying.

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I GIVE YOU THESE 15 "CRACK", ummmm, 10 I GIVE YOU THESE 10 COMMANDMENTS

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Eh. Disagree with 1 and 7. An AA or Human Sent really don't need their weapons at all. As for 7, I take care of my grandparents. Taking care of them comes first, so sometime I have to BRB real quick.

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john-in-france wrote...

On commandment 1: I've never seen an Infiltrator kicked for having a level 1 Black Widow. I assume that you really mean basic/uncommon weapons.

On commandment 4: If I'm the only person left alive on wave 10, I'll use every missile to achieve the objective as I play squishies...just saying.




Addendum to Commandment 4:  Thou art exempt if they are the only surviving member of the party, as mission success takes priority above all else.

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How about thou shall not justify skill based on n7 score

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Priceless

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www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/2012/04/09/10-commandments-of-mass-effect-3-multiplayer/

This is taken from another thread about the same 10 Commandments of MP. Search Function please.

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Moonphos87 wrote...

www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/2012/04/09/10-commandments-of-mass-effect-3-multiplayer/

This is taken from another thread about the same 10 Commandments of MP. Search Function please.




I like, wish I'd stumbled across that sooner, would have just re-posted them here rather than take that forever lost 6 minutes to come up with the above.  And while there are many similarities between that thread's and mine, they are not identical, all meant to be in good humor.  Figures though that someone beat me to the idea, should have researched it first.

Modifié par Liquid_Unicron, 07 juin 2012 - 07:20 .


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Good stuff, but for me the credits are more important than full extraction. Directly proportional to difficulty, of course.

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Liquid_Unicron wrote...

Moonphos87 wrote...

www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/2012/04/09/10-commandments-of-mass-effect-3-multiplayer/

This is taken from another thread about the same 10 Commandments of MP. Search Function please.




I like, wish I'd stumbled across that sooner, would have just re-posted them here rather than take that forever lost 6 minutes to come up with the above.  And while there are many similarities between that thread's and mine, they are not identical, all meant to be in good humor.  Figures though that someone beat me to the idea, should have researched it first.


Hey man, its all fun and good =) Light-hearted topics than the ones being created lately.:wub:

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You forgot the most important one.
Thou shalt not be a vanguard unlest thou are host.

Modifié par Tokenusername, 07 juin 2012 - 07:45 .


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john-in-france

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Much more fun than another nerf thread. :)

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I broke rule #4 :(
Using a missile on a lone Pyro.

Gold, (not FBWGG), wave 10, near death, rest of the team already down.
Didn't have the time to cap the objective AND deal with the Pyro.

Rule of thumb: use missiles when it helps getting the money. :P

Modifié par Calibisto, 07 juin 2012 - 07:47 .


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Liquid_Unicron wrote...

1)  Thou shalt not enter into a Gold match as a weapon dependent class utilizing only Level-1 Common/Uncommon/Rare weapons, unless one can objectively and impartially say thou art truly good enough to make use of them.  For other players do not exist solely for carrying the under-geared through the matches.
2)  Thou shalt not ****** and moan about "broken" class combinations during the course of gameplay, for one shall understand there are forums where people who care to hear one's complaints might actually be available to peruse them.
3)  Thou shalt not fail miserably due to poor playstyle, lack of skill, or inferior equipment and then whine about thou hath a "real life" when others become upset for their lack of performance, for one shall understand that thou art on the game like everyone else.
4)  Thou shalt not waste missiles on lone bosses on kill waves or those not about to wipe the group, for one understands they can mean the difference between full and no extract, and as thou hath obeyed Commandment-1, thou shall be able to kill said boss without said missile.
5)  Thou shalt not place the sole burden of completing mission objectives on the highest scoring player, in an attempt to farm thy own kill-count to parity.
6)  Thou shalt not hide in a corner while asking other players what they are doing wrong, for thou hath been gifted with a lobby, and the greatest research tool of all time dubbed "the internet"
7)  Thou shalt not go AFK during a match, even if thou shalt be gone for "only a few minutes" for thou occupieth space that might be filled by a useful player.
8)  Thou shalt explain why they are kicking a poorly equipped player, as actions without explained consequences are oft repeated.
9)  Thou shalt not accuse another player of cheating, until one hath honestly assessed whether or not said player is actually that much better than thou art, and/or that much better equipped than thou art.
10)  Thou shalt make every attempt to be as prepared as possible before entering a mission lobby, for thou understandith that other players do not exist to wait on thee.  Further thou shalt understand that being the Host is not an exemption from this commandment.
11)  Thou shalt take these commandments in good humor, rather than as an attempt by the author to impose his views on the community.  For I who hath created these commandments need not Private Messages from those who lack a sense of humor.

-Edited for Spelling
-Edited to add Commandment-11

Fixes in bold.

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For PUGs:

+ Thou shalt always come into gold games with full consumables. Do not expect others to use their rockets to save thee unless thee are prepared to do the same. Jumbo packs are for sale forever, Buy them.

+Though shall medigel when thou diest in a a dangerous or distant area and your team needs your help (especial on objective wave).

+Thou shall not pick a grenade using class unless thou beist the only grenade using class in the squad. Grenades are scarce enough as it is. Blessed is he who understands there are only enough grenades for one person.

+ Thou shall not complain about getting dropped into matches mid game if thou leaves matches mid game, for thou ist the reason this occureth.

+ Thou shall not play at any difficulty expecting to be carried. If thou cannot perform well enough for silver or gold, thou shall stick to bronze until thy skills are honed.

+ Thou shall know how BE and TB works and act as a team in both setting and detting without worry of who gets the kill.

+ Thou shall not go afk for more than a minute in the lobby. Thou can and will get kicked.

+ Thou shall not use ULM unless on the GethSMG. Thou shall not use penetration mods on projectile weapons.

+Thou shall not use multiple heavy weapons on a class that depends on low cooldowns.

+ Thou shall only use push to talk setting when using a mic, not even god wants to here your mom yelling at you in the background.

+Thou shall use the mic to share mission relevant data, and not to complain, troll or otherwise useless chatter. Thou shall complain of the mic where no one canst hearest thee

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+ Thou shall not complain about FBWGG games thou intentional go in. When though farms thou deservest whatever thou gets.

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Liquid_Unicron wrote...
4)  Thou shalt not waste missiles on lone bosses, for one understands they can mean the difference between full a
-Edited to add Commandment-11

 
ill gladly waste a missle on a single atlas if it means saving a bleeding out team mate or two behind it, and proceeding to team rape the rest... so shoo with this one.. I hate people who wont use their consumables to help the team

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Vubica wrote...

Liquid_Unicron wrote...
4)  Thou shalt not waste missiles on lone bosses, for one understands they can mean the difference between full a
-Edited to add Commandment-11

 
ill gladly waste a missle on a single atlas if it means saving a bleeding out team mate or two behind it, and proceeding to team rape the rest... so shoo with this one.. I hate people who wont use their consumables to help the team

silly rabit, missles are for phantoms!:P


seriously though  atlases aren't much of a threat 

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Awesome thread!

Thumbs up to you good sir. Image IPB

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 Chuck Norris approves. And so do I.

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count_4 wrote...

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 Chuck Norris approves. And so do I.


Damn, wish I had thought of that. Shucks.

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john-in-france wrote...

On commandment 1: I've never seen an Infiltrator kicked for having a level 1 Black Widow. I assume that you really mean basic/uncommon weapons.

Exactly. I've been using my trusty Black Widow I on Gold and no consumables since march 10th. Never been kicked. Never.

+ Thou shalt not biotic charge a fully shielded Banshee.

/zen

Modifié par zerozen00, 07 juin 2012 - 11:54 .


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This made me chukle a bit....thanks for the laugh
However I want to know what is the punishment for those whom break the commandments?
Because I'm freak sick and tired of people breaking 9th COMMANDMENT
and for the 5th commandment sorry but I don't trust ramdoms doing objectives they Usually crack under pressure and it leads to a mission failed and me becoming disappointed and really urked

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Thou shall not lollygag