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[Liquid_Unicron]

Vubica wrote...

Liquid_Unicron wrote...
4)  Thou shalt not waste missiles on lone bosses, for one understands they can mean the difference between full a
-Edited to add Commandment-11

 
ill gladly waste a missle on a single atlas if it means saving a bleeding out team mate or two behind it, and proceeding to team rape the rest... so shoo with this one.. I hate people who wont use their consumables to help the team

Well remember the commandment is "Thou shalt not waste"  what you are talking about there isn't really a waste as you are using the missile to do something useful.  When I thought up that particular commandment I was remembering how I've seen several newbs panick and immediately fire missiles at any boss which turns its attention toward them, even while the rest of the team is attacking it.  Pet peeve of mine, as that is a pure waste of a missile that might be needed later such as extraction, or keeping a hacking team from being overwhelmed.

[Vubica]

Liquid_Unicron wrote...

Vubica wrote...

Liquid_Unicron wrote...
4)  Thou shalt not waste missiles on lone bosses, for one understands they can mean the difference between full a
-Edited to add Commandment-11

 
ill gladly waste a missle on a single atlas if it means saving a bleeding out team mate or two behind it, and proceeding to team rape the rest... so shoo with this one.. I hate people who wont use their consumables to help the team

Well remember the commandment is "Thou shalt not waste"  what you are talking about there isn't really a waste as you are using the missile to do something useful.  When I thought up that particular commandment I was remembering how I've seen several newbs panick and immediately fire missiles at any boss which turns its attention toward them, even while the rest of the team is attacking it.  Pet peeve of mine, as that is a pure waste of a missile that might be needed later such as extraction, or keeping a hacking team from being overwhelmed.

 
that is true when i see a dude fire a missle at a lonely atlas with all 4 of us alive on like wave 3 i die a little bit inside:crying:

[KiraTsukasa]

I watched all three members of my team get taken out by swarmers last night on silver. I can, and will, use missiles on swarmers every chance I get.

[Rite All Wrong]

How about:

0) Thou shalt have fun for this is a game and thou shalt play it for this reason only ?

[xIREDEEMEDIx]

Commandment 10 should be # 1 !!!

[paincanbefun]

my favorite is #11.  are you sure you don't need those?

[rmccowen]

I would bump #5 up to #2, and re-word it:

"Attempt to complete objectives with all due speed, or render assistance to those squadmates who are completing them. Do not place this burden solely on the highest-scoring player; nor shalt thou presume that it is the responsibility of those who are less skilled than thee."

EDIT: Oooh, and I like Rite All Wrong's Commandment 0.

Modifié par rmccowen, 08 juin 2012 - 02:14 .

[mardron7]

The 34th rule of multiplayer "Thou shall make thy asari adepts secondary color light blue..."

[ToaOrka]

Oh, Oh, how about this.

Commandment 1337: No matter how "leet" thou be with thine sniper rifle, if thou chooseth to play the role of most honorable Infiltrator, thou shall cap all objectives in sight instead of forcing less able comrades to attempt thy task.

[Mojenator12345]

Liquid_Unicron wrote...

10)  Thou shalt make every attempt to be as prepared as possible before entering a mission lobby, for thou understandith that other players do not exist to wait on thee.  Further thou shalt understand that being the Host is not an exemption from this commandment.

This is a point of irritation for me of late.  I do not want to gear up before entering the lobby -- because I don't know if the game will put me in the lobby, or drop me into the extraction wave of a game in progress (which has happened to me) or plop me right into a mass of enemies in a game where the other players are in the process of wiping (also has happened) or shortly before the timer expires in a mission I can't possibly complete (also has happened).  Also, I'm going to pick a character and equipment to try to suit the team I'm matched up with and the opponent they've chosen (if they chose one).  I generally am equipped and click ready within about 20 seconds of joining the lobby.  Nonetheless, it seems like there is always one or two idiots who try to kick me.  Thankfully, I have not yet gotten kicked that way, but seems like it'll happen eventually.

Seriously guys, chill the **** out.  A 30 second delay before the match to let someone get properly kitted out isn't going to kill you, and could save you 20 minutes invested in a wiped match later on.

[Gornok]

Alteration.... You may not use one missile on one boss... But if flanked by two bosses... Destroy them both.

[GGW KillerTiger]

john-in-france wrote...

On commandment 1: I've never seen an Infiltrator kicked for having a level 1 Black Widow. I assume that you really mean basic/uncommon weapons.

On commandment 4: If I'm the only person left alive on wave 10, I'll use every missile to achieve the objective as I play squishies...just saying.

Black Widow is Ultra-rare ... it just says rare ..... 

[DragonRacer]

O Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

Modifié par DragonRacer, 08 juin 2012 - 03:03 .

[Liquid_Unicron]

paincanbefun wrote...

my favorite is #11.  are you sure you don't need those?

Yeah I'm sure, thanks for your concern though

[Liquid_Unicron]

Mojenator12345 wrote...

Liquid_Unicron wrote...

10)  Thou shalt make every attempt to be as prepared as possible before entering a mission lobby, for thou understandith that other players do not exist to wait on thee.  Further thou shalt understand that being the Host is not an exemption from this commandment.

This is a point of irritation for me of late.  I do not want to gear up before entering the lobby -- because I don't know if the game will put me in the lobby, or drop me into the extraction wave of a game in progress (which has happened to me) or plop me right into a mass of enemies in a game where the other players are in the process of wiping (also has happened) or shortly before the timer expires in a mission I can't possibly complete (also has happened).  Also, I'm going to pick a character and equipment to try to suit the team I'm matched up with and the opponent they've chosen (if they chose one).  I generally am equipped and click ready within about 20 seconds of joining the lobby.  Nonetheless, it seems like there is always one or two idiots who try to kick me.  Thankfully, I have not yet gotten kicked that way, but seems like it'll happen eventually.

Seriously guys, chill the **** out.  A 30 second delay before the match to let someone get properly kitted out isn't going to kill you, and could save you 20 minutes invested in a wiped match later on.

  I get the point of your post, and get what you are saying.  Thing is there are resonable wait times (such as doing what you described) and unreasonable wait times because one person can't decide what they want to play, which pack they want to buy, etc.  Its all about being considerate of other players and not doing something like saying "Hey guys I'm going to go take a dump, be back in 15 minutes"  And yes, that has actually happened to me in a lobby, and on more than 1 instance.

Modifié par Liquid_Unicron, 08 juin 2012 - 06:01 .

[d_nought]

1) Thou shalt deploy thine Geth Turret in assistance of the Pizza Delivery, revival of a moste unfortunate squad member or for the purpose of distracting thine ravenous enemies.

2) Thou shalt not underestimate the power of the Falcon, Revenant, Mattock, Wraith, Mantis, Shockwave, Cryo Blast, Tech Armor Detonations, Drell Vanguard or the Scorpion when played in moste able hands.

3) Thou shalt place themselves in a moste admirable position prior to yon objective wave, lest the spawning locations of thine enemy be detrimental to thine hacking.

4) Thou shalt not initiate Geth Melee in the presence of Guardians.

5) Thou shalt prioritize Marauders, Rocket Troopers and Engineers at long range.

6) Thou shalt, once able of conquering the difficulty of Gold in solitary, nary place thine votekick on even the most humble of N7 Rank.

7) Thou shalt become familiar with aspects of the class known as Vanguard once of suitable skill, and appreciateth the tactical advantage of such.

8) Thou shalt equipe infiltrator by defaulte, lest a match in progress joined would lack for those who must render the devices four inoperable.

9) Thou shault not campeth thine chest high wall outside the moste volatile Firebase White, lest thine teammates receive a most unwelcome rear penetration from the scurrilous cad known as Geth Hunter.

10) Thou shalt breath through thine nose when equipped with thine remote communication device.

[Liquid_Unicron]

DragonRacer wrote...

O Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

Lulz....


Beatus es vos parvulus , quod vestri infernis.  Beatus es vos parvulus , pro vindico vestri hostilis. In nomen of sator , quod artifex. Beatus vos quod vestri ornamentum precor vos reperio illud rarus res vos peto.


Now smite thy enemies with your grenade

[Sbri]

#12 (It's s a game so have fun) NEEDS to be the First commandment.

[AdamWeith]

Liquid_Unicron wrote...

11)  Thou shalt take these commandments in good humor, rather than as an attempt by the author to impose his views on the community.  For I who hath created these commandments need not Private Messages from those who lack a sense of humor.

I lost it there.

[KevTheGamer]

I think the OP should STFU. Who the hell are you to tell someone else how to play a game they paid for. If you do not like playing with said player leave the lobby and play else where.

[Edalborez]

Thou shalt not persist in melee-only endeavors with unfamiliar company, even when thou is of Krogan, Batarian, Vorcha, Vanguard, or Geth descent.

KevWestBeats.com wrote...

I think the OP should STFU. Who the hell are you to tell someone else how to play a game they paid for. If you do not like playing with said player leave the lobby and play else where.

 
Someone didn't read #11 <_<

Modifié par Edalborez, 09 juin 2012 - 03:24 .

[lightstryker]

I try not to waste missiles personally because you never know when you might need them. But if I'm insta-killed by a Banshee or Phantom, my mortal enemies of ME, you best believe on the next ones I see, I'll use my own insta-kill!

[Liquid_Unicron]

KevWestBeats.com wrote...

I think the OP should STFU. Who the hell are you to tell someone else how to play a game they paid for. If you do not like playing with said player leave the lobby and play else where.

I'm just going to take this one as a joke being made, rather than a sign of cranial density. 
And, technically, the Commandment says the OP need not angry private messages, but said nothing about general posts.

Modifié par Liquid_Unicron, 09 juin 2012 - 04:13 .

[JaimasOfRaxis]

Thou must headbutt thy Krogan brothers between rounds, or be labelled as not satisfactorily Krogan enough.

[LadyAlekto]

+1 internets to you dear sir and for this refreshing laugh on a morning