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[ozthegweat]

A BioWare employee liked my above post:
Name "Mass Effect: Dentist" confirmed.

[ElitePinecone]

I have to give it to The Examiner, they sure love to report, well, anything.

 

"'Mass Effect 4' subtitle could be 'Dentist', E3 reveal likely"

[HenkieDePost]

I have to give it to The Examiner, they sure love to report, well, anything.

 

"'Mass Effect 4' subtitle could be 'Dentist', E3 reveal likely"

The background song makes reading the article even better!

[Jos Hendriks]

Alien molar removal mini-game, omni-tool cavity detection mini-game, omni-crown customization and creation mini-game.

 

EDIT: You fly a dental space ship called the Bicuspid. You fly across the galaxy to fulfill your dream as a male/female dentist looking to collect one of each tooth in existence. But then you find out about the Dark Tooth disease that threatens all of dentistry, and you and your crew of dental assistants, fellow dentists, and office receptionists set out on a quest to prevent Dark Tooth from taking over the galaxy.

 

EDIT EDIT: This is obviously a joke post and should not be taken seriously. Adding that in for those who think we would actually make such an amazing dentistry game.

[CINCL]

M-29 Incisor in Next Mass Effect = Confirmed

[Barrett Rodych]

Jos is telling you guys the tooth.

[EatChildren]

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[wright1978]

Bi-cuspid li's then.

[Sequin]

Alien molar removal mini-game, omni-tool cavity detection mini-game, omni-crown customization and creation mini-game.

EDIT: You fly a dental space ship called the Bicuspid. You fly across the galaxy to fulfill your dream as a male/female dentist looking to collect one of each tooth in existence. But then you find out about the Dark Tooth disease that threatens all of dentistry, and you and your crew of dental assistants, fellow dentists, and office receptionists set out on a quest to prevent Dark Tooth from taking over the galaxy.

EDIT EDIT: This is obviously a joke post and should not be taken seriously. Adding that in for those who think we would actually make such an amazing dentistry game.

If this were an actual leak of information I would have been extremely upset...

...by the fact they weren't going to be re-named "orthodomni-tools".

[JamesLeung]

Jos is telling you guys the tooth.

Yeah, it's molar less accurate.

[Chala]

Alien molar removal mini-game, omni-tool cavity detection mini-game, omni-crown customization and creation mini-game.

 

EDIT: You fly a dental space ship called the Bicuspid. You fly across the galaxy to fulfill your dream as a male/female dentist looking to collect one of each tooth in existence. But then you find out about the Dark Tooth disease that threatens all of dentistry, and you and your crew of dental assistants, fellow dentists, and office receptionists set out on a quest to prevent Dark Tooth from taking over the galaxy.

 

EDIT EDIT: This is obviously a joke post and should not be taken seriously. Adding that in for those who think we would actually make such an amazing dentistry game.

Too late... I've already told The Examiner about this new features.

[CINCL]

Yeah, it's molar less accurate.

 

Some people only come to this forum to joke around, but I'm glad you guys appreciate the cavity of the situation.

[HenkieDePost]

All this talk about dentists makes me think of a good old Monty Python sketch called 'Secret Service Dentists'. I do hope Bioware bases the plot of Mass Effect: Dentist on this sketch, it will be awesome!

[Sequin]

The fan panel at PAX last year - if we can trust this source, and if it's not just someone making things up - mentioned two new races, so it could be exactly that sort of contact.

Indeed! By presuming "contact" is proof of a sequel, one might say that things around here are being taken out of... "Mass Effect: Context."

[Jos Hendriks]

Everyone who made/makes word jokes are people I like.

[Lady Sif]

Yanick Roy ‏@YanickRRoy 

WRT name speculations: the next Mass Effect doesn't have a name yet, just a working title that we have used since day 1 of the project.

 

 

user

@YanickRRoy I heard a rumor. Mass effect: contact. Fps. Say it isn't so...

 

Yanick Roy ‏@YanickRRoy 

@user I'll answer by pointing you to an old tweet of mine: https://twitter.com/yanickrroy/status/345538979908710402 …

 

 

[Jack Vincennes]

I tried to come up with a witty dentist joke, but alas, I failed. Oh well, plaque to the drawing board...

[Drone223]

Alien molar removal mini-game, omni-tool cavity detection mini-game, omni-crown customization and creation mini-game.

 

EDIT: You fly a dental space ship called the Bicuspid. You fly across the galaxy to fulfill your dream as a male/female dentist looking to collect one of each tooth in existence. But then you find out about the Dark Tooth disease that threatens all of dentistry, and you and your crew of dental assistants, fellow dentists, and office receptionists set out on a quest to prevent Dark Tooth from taking over the galaxy.

 

EDIT EDIT: This is obviously a joke post and should not be taken seriously. Adding that in for those who think we would actually make such an amazing dentistry game.

 

ME: Dentist, you play as the first dentist spectre, protecting the galaxy one molar at a time.

Modifié par Drone223, 07 mai 2014 - 08:48 .

[Lady Sif]

Yanick Roy ‏@YanickRRoy
WRT name speculations: the next Mass Effect doesn't have a name yet, just a working title that we have used since day 1 of the project.
 

Ian S. Frazier ‏@tibermoon 

Don't listen to @YanickRRoy, folks. The obvious and uncontested title of the game is BlastoQuest 5000.

[SNascimento]

Do turians go to dentist or somekind of avian doctor?

[path0geN7]

Someone should start writing down all these great ideas, or else they will be flossed forever

[Sequin]

Someone should start writing down all these great ideas, or else they will be flossed forever

 

No writing them down, please. These ideas are strictly on a need-to-know braces.

[Barrett Rodych]

This thread's becoming so pun heavy I need to bring out the big gums.

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

Don't make me start passing out some braces for this big e3 reveal.

Alien molar removal mini-game, omni-tool cavity detection mini-game, omni-crown customization and creation mini-game.

EDIT: You fly a dental space ship called the Bicuspid. You fly across the galaxy to fulfill your dream as a male/female dentist looking to collect one of each tooth in existence. But then you find out about the Dark Tooth disease that threatens all of dentistry, and you and your crew of dental assistants, fellow dentists, and office receptionists set out on a quest to prevent Dark Tooth from taking over the galaxy.

EDIT EDIT: This is obviously a joke post and should not be taken seriously. Adding that in for those who think we would actually make such an amazing dentistry game.

I would buy this. Just sayin'.

[ozthegweat]

Wow, the number of BioWare employees who liked my "Dentist" posts has tripled by now. I guess that caries a lot of weight.

 

But you know the drill: please, don't give in to your enamel instincts and fill this thread with senseless puns. The moderators have fillings too.

 

Wow, it's nearly tooth-hurty AM, I should go to bed.