Some of our moms really are levels, guys, some of us being of Platformish descent and all? So can we please keep things strictly two-dimensional here?
And before anyone asks, yes, I am "forced" into a strict diet of bananas, mushrooms and energy tanks. But I take issue with the typical phrasing. I happen to enjoy bananas, mushrooms and energy tanks, and frankly, I'm proud of my ability to shoot balls of fire at people.
I don't know, I used to stick to that diet, but now there's things like BattleBlock Theater, Super Meat Boy, N+(+), Guacamelee, Rogue Legacy, Rayman Origins/Legends, Outland, and of course Spelunky. While I agree that DKC, Mario, and Megaman are a nice diet to stick to, there is so much good choice these days.