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[Lankist]

Dr. McN1nja wrote...

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Like aThank you made out of other, smaller thank yous?

Hmm, how about a thank you quote pyramid? 

how about

Modifié par Lankist, 09 février 2013 - 03:53 .

[Wolfspawn]

It's the 100th page, everyone!

Let's celebrate!

Okay, that's enough unofficial celebration for me today.

Modifié par bob_20000, 09 février 2013 - 06:14 .

[Deihjan]

Lankist wrote...


how about

Didn't think I could love you any more than I did, Lankist, but then I read pt.2 of ME2 Paint Adventures and my heart grew three sizes.
Then I saw this, and my heart grew yet again.
<3

[Snoopy1955]

Thank You for 100 pages of entertainment.

[MrStoob]

Thanks Lankist for continuing to entertain us all! Great work.

On topic:

ZAEED reminisces too hard causing TIME AND SPACE to go all doolally, then a bemused LANKIST appears on the NORMANDY. What do?

[Abraham_uk]

 Massive huge thank you!


You know what,.Dido says it much better.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 09 février 2013 - 06:43 .

[Abraham_uk]

 

[juhi95]

Where can i play this?

[Abraham_uk]

juhi95 wrote...

Where can i play this?

You're new I take it.

We're at the point of the story where Shepard returns to the Normandy with some new people.

These include a Turian Primark and Garrus Vakarian.
Shepard needs Turian help in fighting the Reapers.

Shepard must now travel to a diplomatic vessel to meet up with a Salarian Councillor and a Krogan Diplomat.
There is an argument between a Salarian, Turian, Krogan and a Human.


Now here is where you come in.
On this forum, you post some silly suggestion (the funnier the better) and if Lankist likes your suggestions he'll even add yours to the comic.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 09 février 2013 - 11:22 .

[Abraham_uk]

Oh juhi95,there has been a lot of bizzare but funny entries on this forum.

You've got 100 pages to flick through.
So may I suggest you ignore all the comments and read the comic entries.
This will take only 2 hours.
If you read every single comment it would take 5-6 hours (assuming your computer and reading speeds are both very slow).

[Lankist]

Do a thing

You go THISAWAY back to the NORMANDY. It's about time yo-




Wh-

It's the CAST of OLD REPUBLIC PAINT ADVENTURES, your predecessor ADVENTURE which ran for nearly TWO YEARS. They look considerably CRAPPIER than you do.

ZAEED says this is clearly the result of his TEMPORAL TOMFOOLERY. He agrees to whisk them away.

ZAEED says he'll be waiting for you at the END of the ADVENTURE.









You continue THISAWA-

OH COME ON.




These WASTELAND VAGRANTS are clearly from the FUTURE of PAINT ADVENTURES. You can tell because they have no BLACK OUTLINES and they all have ARMS. It's a significant leap forward in PIXEL TECHNOLOGY.

WASTELAND VAGRANTS ask if you know where they can find a LOST BOTTLING PLANT. They say it's their own personal TREASURE HUNT.

You tell WASTELAND VAGRANTS that you still have like SEVEN EIGHTHS of the GAME to get through before they're even CLOSE to being RELEVANT. You tell them to SOD OFF. This is still SHEPARD TIME.




You go back to NORMANDY.

Ain't nobody got TIME for THIS.





You are now back aboard NORMANDY.

PRIMARCH VICTUS evidently now has STOCKHOLM SYNDROME and has agreed to help you save EARTH on one CONDITION: you enlist the help of the KROGAN to defend PALAVEN. You're all "whatever that's cool."

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 10 février 2013 - 01:55 .

[Abraham_uk]

Invite a salarian and a krogan to join Primarch Victus, then grab some popcorn whilst you watch them fight.

[Snoopy1955]

Enquire about why the game of SOLATAIRE you were secretly playing on the HOLO-GALAXY MONITOR THING is gone. That was totally important to you, and it is almost like the POWER WENT OUT while the PILOT was trying to stage a MUTINY or SOMETHING, which is CRAZY, right?

Modifié par Snoopy1955, 10 février 2013 - 02:44 .

[Dr. McN1nja]

Lankist wrote...

Dr. McN1nja wrote...

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Like aThank you made out of other, smaller thank yous?

Hmm, how about a thank you quote pyramid? 

how about

Alright, that was awesome 

[Wolfspawn]

CHECK your EMAIL. You've just now realized THAT'S an IMPORTANT GAMEPLAY MECHANIC that helps tell THE STORY. But which one seems important enough to take your SWEET, SWEET TIME to read?

Well, the KROGANS might help you if you can do something to help them make BABY-CHILDREN. Then the TURIANS would help you, too. WHY CAN'T KROGANS HAVE BABY-CHILDREN ANYWAY?

Check out that EMAIL talking about ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION and SPACE VIAGRA. Now the KROGANS will help you for sure!

Also, while you're at it, check out WHY JAVIK is staring at SAMANTHA with such INTENT. Maybe she has SOMETHING ON HER FACE you can't see FROM THIS ANGLE.

Modifié par bob_20000, 10 février 2013 - 04:14 .

[Tibbur]

Side mission time go help jack in the school.

[lmxar]

Get mindblowingly DRUNK and fly the SHUTTLE around the CARGO HOLD.

[MrStoob]

Wander the NORMANDY for NO PARTICULAR REASON, speaking with the CREW. There might be extra BONUSES to be found, especially from INEFFECTIVE SHADOW PUDDLE'S little friend, GRYPHON or whatever he's called, you don't really care anyway.

Oh.  And ask GARRY why he has arms.

Modifié par MrStoob, 10 février 2013 - 12:31 .

[earlmobile]

Well, with the primarch on board it seems you finally have time for IMPORTANT STUFF. TAKE A BREAK from FLYING AROUND to find PLOT and BOTHERING your crew, its time to fly to the CITADEL. You are sure there are plenty of people you can conveniently STALK and seriously, it's time you bought EXPENSIVE FISH.

[Village_Idiot]

Take JENKINS to the CITADEL to see KAIDEN/KAIDAN/CARTH. Since LAZARUS 2.0 was a complete SUCCESS, the two will be eager to REUNITE so as to reform THE ORIGINAL THREE MUSKETEERS.

[Yaevinn]

<googling TOR Paint Adventures >
also, gz on 100th page!

[RipleyArcher]

Thank you for 100 pages of awesomeness Lankist!

earlmobile wrote...

Well, with the primarch on board it seems you finally have time for IMPORTANT STUFF. TAKE A BREAK from FLYING AROUND to find PLOT and BOTHERING your crew, its time to fly to the CITADEL. You are sure there are plenty of people you can conveniently STALK and seriously, it's time you bought EXPENSIVE FISH.

[N7 Shadow 90]

Happy 100th page!

[Versus Omnibus]

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Happy 100th page!

I demand a 100th page special!!

[Snoopy1955]

Versus Omnibus wrote...

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Happy 100th page!

I demand a 100th page special!!

I am pretty sure that the visitors from other paint adventures was a page 100 special.