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[N7Infernox]

Recruit SUBJECT ZERO, the irresponsible, eezo-smoking space pirate who is totally not a school teacher.

Modifié par N7Infernox, 11 février 2013 - 09:16 .

[seths]

Suddenly an ad for Blasto 6 partners in crime pops up. being the smart war tactician you are you devote all of your time and resources to recruiting him to the cause.

[Deihjan]

did Blasto ever escape the pee-filled fishtank?
D:

[Sable Rhapsody]

I just discovered this thread of epic win.

[Asch Lavigne]

My sides hurt so much from laughing.

This is the best interactive/choose your own adventure story ever. If only ME or any game let you do pretty much anything like this. If there was a game like this I would buy it and love it.

[MrStoob]

Asch Lavigne wrote...
If there was a game like this I would buy it and love it.

There's no need, it's here, right now!  For free!  

[Abraham_uk]

MrStoob wrote...

Asch Lavigne wrote...
If there was a game like this I would buy it and love it.

There's no need, it's here, right now!  For free!  

It's very slow, but every entry is worth the wait!
Pure epicness from the master that is Lankist.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 12 février 2013 - 06:35 .

[Abraham_uk]

Bump.

[Snoopy1955]

Send out RECRUITMENT e-mails to ALL of your old WAR BUDDIES. You are pretty sure that they are all gong to be UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS IN TROUBLE without you around. The way you see it, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE, and the question of who to go looking for will solve itself. MEANWHILE, since you will be waiting for a response, MEANDER about the ship, looking for PLOT RELEVENT DIALOGUE.

Modifié par Snoopy1955, 13 février 2013 - 11:05 .

[RipleyArcher]

Bump

[Tibbur]

Wander about the ship asking every crew member stuff about their personal lives. Remembering to pick up all your toy ships. You really need to ask Anderson why he hid them all. And get your space hamster too.

Modifié par Tibbur, 14 février 2013 - 07:58 .

[Snoopy1955]

Tibbur wrote...

Remembering to pick up all your toy ships. You really need to ask Anderson why he hid them all.

Obviously Anderson is the future, toy-spaceship-hiding version of the Easterbunny.

[Abraham_uk]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Tibbur wrote...

Remembering to pick up all your toy ships. You really need to ask Anderson why he hid them all.

Obviously Anderson is the future, toy-spaceship-hiding version of the Easterbunny.

No. I recon James Vega did that.
James Vega's attempt at winding up Shepard.

When that didn't work, James decided to nick name Shepard "Loco!"

[Jon The Wizard]

Crash another moon into Palaven. That should kill the reapers but good!

[TheGrimCrim]

ask Javik why is he starring at specialist Traynor, because she is obviously into female sexbots

[Abraham_uk]

Daily bump

[Abraham_uk]

Let's keep this thread alive!
I love this thread so much!
Guys please post something! Funny suggestions! Loads of funny suggestions for Lankist to look at!


Invite the Salarian Dalatrass, Udnot Wrex, and Primarch Victus to the War Room.

Time to grab some popcorn and watch these rather angry diplomats fight each other.
Oh don't forget to film the carnage. The Alliance Soldiers need some form of enterainment.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 16 février 2013 - 07:05 .

[N7NJA982]

Bump.

[N7NJA982]

I can't think of anything funny, so BUMP.

[Yate]

Ask TRAYNOR if there are any SIDEQUESTS available. When she asks what a SIDEQUEST is, tell JOKER to FLY around random star systems scanning PLANETS until you find SOMETHING INTERESTING. Meanwhile, go talk to your CREW about their respective DADDY ISSUES.

[Highlord Fox]

Make cardboard cutouts of Krogan for the new Primarch to use.

[The Love Runner]

Use that darn casino table to play a high-stakes game of Texas Hold 'Em with Primarch Victus, the Salarian Dalatrass, and WREX.

[Dark Satris]

Yate wrote...

Ask TRAYNOR if there are any SIDEQUESTS available. When she asks what a SIDEQUEST is, tell JOKER to FLY around random star systems scanning PLANETS until you find SOMETHING INTERESTING. Meanwhile, go talk to your CREW about their respective DADDY ISSUES.

[N7NJA982]

Dark Satris wrote...

Yate wrote...

Ask TRAYNOR if there are any SIDEQUESTS available. When she asks what a SIDEQUEST is, tell JOKER to FLY around random star systems scanning PLANETS until you find SOMETHING INTERESTING. Meanwhile, go talk to your CREW about their respective DADDY ISSUES.

[Snoopy1955]

Yate wrote...

Ask TRAYNOR if there are any SIDEQUESTS available. When she asks what a SIDEQUEST is, tell JOKER to FLY around random star systems scanning PLANETS until you find SOMETHING INTERESTING. Meanwhile, go talk to your CREW about their respective DADDY ISSUES.

But if we scan random PLANETS, won't we attract the attention of the REAPERS? If we do that it could result in some form of EPIC SPACE BATTLE...

Maybe we should do that...