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[N7NJA982]

Bump.

[N7NJA982]

Wooh! I made page 103!

[Lankist]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Enquire about why the game of SOLATAIRE you were secretly playing on the HOLO-GALAXY MONITOR THING is gone. That was totally important to you, and it is almost like the POWER WENT OUT while the PILOT was trying to stage a MUTINY or SOMETHING, which is CRAZY, right?

OH RIGHT

OOPS

There was THAT THING that was supposed to HAPPEN right after PALAVEN.

You INVESTIGATE.

SLOWLY.




SMALL MAMMAL, WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE ABOARD THIS VESSEL?

wait

whats that SMELL




There are ROBOTS afoot.




You are now in the MEDBAY.

You ask JOKER what's up with all the SMOKE and OFF-SCREEN FIRE LIGHTING EFFECTS.

JOKER says NOTHING, SHUT UP.

You ask JOKER what's behind HE, TRAYNOR and KEN.

JOKER mentions the whole GALAXY AT WAR thing and says there are no REVOLUCIONES here and you should stop acting like such a GIANT SNAPPING TURTLE. You aren't sure what he means by that but you feel insulted by it.

What do?




((I've been away. Here's a crappy chiptunes rendition of Spectre Induction I made for you to make up for it because honestly 53 seconds of unmanaged volume makes up for being gone for like two weeks if you ask me.))

Modifié par Lankist, 26 février 2013 - 01:21 .

[Lankist]

THAT WAS NOT THE EDIT BUTTON AT ALL.

Modifié par Lankist, 26 février 2013 - 01:10 .

[fainmaca]

Your SHEPARD SENSES are TINGLING. There must be some NEW, UNFAMILIAR CLEAVAGE nearby. Joker and his suspicious compadres aren't fooling anyone.

Also, someone should probably do something about that fire, what with you being on a SPACESHIP with a LIMITED SUPPLY of OXYGEN.

I'm sure LIARA wouldn't mind dealing with it. In the meantime, YOU and GARRUS have to figure out how to make a ROCKET-CHAIR using JOKER'S CHAIR and all of the ship's stock of FIRE EXTINGUISHERS.

[Volc19]

Throw some of those BOTTLES on the counter next to you at those damn REVOLUCIONES.

[Cecilia L]

Lankist wrote...
((I've been away. Here's a crappy chiptunes rendition of Spectre Induction I made for you to make up for it because honestly 53 seconds of unmanaged volume makes up for being gone for like two weeks if you ask me.))

It's.... beautiful! *wipes tear*

[Snoopy1955]

Gently remind the group of people standing in the way of your investigation that GARRUS is now on board, and you have ZERO PROBPEMS with using your combined BRO-POWERS to beat up a CRIPPLE, an ENGINEER, and a SECRETARY. Once they have been informed of your BADASS PROBLEM SOLVING ABILITIES, they shouldn't have a problem letting you continue your work as SPACE DETECTIVE SHEPARD, and find out what is going on with all of that SMOKE, and why it ruined your GODDAMNED SOLITAIRE GAME!

[Highlord Fox]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Gently remind the group of people standing in the way of your investigation that GARRUS is now on board, and you have ZERO PROBPEMS with using your combined BRO-POWERS to beat up a CRIPPLE, an ENGINEER, and a SECRETARY. Once they have been informed of your BADASS PROBLEM SOLVING ABILITIES, they shouldn't have a problem letting you continue your work as SPACE DETECTIVE SHEPARD, and find out what is going on with all of that SMOKE, and why it ruined your GODDAMNED SOLITAIRE GAME!

[Mindfane]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Gently remind the group of people standing in the way of your investigation that GARRUS is now on board, and you have ZERO PROBPEMS with using your combined BRO-POWERS to beat up a CRIPPLE, an ENGINEER, and a SECRETARY. Once they have been informed of your BADASS PROBLEM SOLVING ABILITIES, they shouldn't have a problem letting you continue your work as SPACE DETECTIVE SHEPARD, and find out what is going on with all of that SMOKE, and why it ruined your GODDAMNED SOLITAIRE GAME!

[DimiBlue]

get some of Dr Chakwas private stash and get Jarvik to handle this whole fire thing, he clearly is the best person for the job

[Deihjan]

Lankist..
you..
are..
awesome!

[Abraham_uk]

 Lankist.

Your thread is epic!
I love that chip-tune you did.
Brillant homage to the Citadel music.


You've left me wanting more!

Hence why this thread will forever remain in my signature.
Every time you see a post for me, you can see a hyperlink to your thread!

[The Most Sneaky Of Foxes]

Use Joker's frail body to beat out the flames that are totally not behind him at all.

[EL_SiD679]

SneakyFox wrote...

Use Joker's frail body to beat out the flames that are totally not behind him at all.

So much this^ 

[Village_Idiot]

Judging by the GROWTH behind JOKER'S head, he appears to have contracted some sort of TUMOR. Instruct CHAKWAS to remove it immediately, since she certainly isn't COMPLETELY INEBRIATED.

[earlmobile]

Draw COMPLETELY VULGAR PICTURES on Jokers CAST. Sign them with "Daddy Insanestick"

[ScorpSt]

Ask Joker if he'd like you to break his left arm to match his right. Not as a threat, but because you genuinely care about symmetry. Whatever he says, push him out of the way to check out what's behind him, it may be hot.

[Mindfane]

bump

[MrStoob]

Lankist wrote...
((I've been away. Here's a crappy chiptunes rendition of Spectre Induction I made for you to make up for it because honestly 53 seconds of unmanaged volume makes up for being gone for like two weeks if you ask me.))

Awesome.  Takes me back to the Commodore 64 days...

[Jon The Wizard]

Roast weenies.

[Arbiter156]

just read all of this in about 2 hours, ive nearly had several lol attacks from this... great job Lankist.

[N7 Grad]

Awesomness wrote...

Put on the N7 hoddie that's lying on the bed.

LMFAO!!!! Fracking hilarious!!! 2 Turian talons up!!!!

[Deihjan]

SLAP JOKER INTO PLACE. This is your ship, you do whatever the fudge you want!
Tell Prothy the Prothean to get the airlock ready, there's something robotically suspicious about that fire.
Hurl yourself into the fire with Ken covering your shiny metal hiny with a fire exstinguisher.

[Dark Satris]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Gently remind the group of people standing in the way of your investigation that GARRUS is now on board, and you have ZERO PROBPEMS with using your combined BRO-POWERS to beat up a CRIPPLE, an ENGINEER, and a SECRETARY. Once they have been informed of your BADASS PROBLEM SOLVING ABILITIES, they shouldn't have a problem letting you continue your work as SPACE DETECTIVE SHEPARD, and find out what is going on with all of that SMOKE, and why it ruined your GODDAMNED SOLITAIRE GAME!