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[SvM madman]

N7NJA982 wrote...

IamDanThaMan wrote...

Progman Omega wrote...

So.  You'll never guess who I ran into on Reddit.



Feel like you fine folks deserve some good news.

So now we are like those Bigfoot hunters who live for the occasional sighting of a mythical creature that may or may not ever be discovered? We have had a Lankist sighting, next thing you know, someone will post a grainy video of lankist walking through the woods.

OMG!  Bigfoot kidnapped Lankist! It all makes sense now!

And so begins our noble quest to get him back, of course i'll have to leave it to you americans because Bigfoot doesn't live in Britian 

[N7NJA982]

SvM madman wrote...

N7NJA982 wrote...

IamDanThaMan wrote...

Progman Omega wrote...

So.  You'll never guess who I ran into on Reddit.



Feel like you fine folks deserve some good news.

So now we are like those Bigfoot hunters who live for the occasional sighting of a mythical creature that may or may not ever be discovered? We have had a Lankist sighting, next thing you know, someone will post a grainy video of lankist walking through the woods.

OMG!  Bigfoot kidnapped Lankist! It all makes sense now!

And so begins our noble quest to get him back, of course i'll have to leave it to you americans because Bigfoot doesn't live in Britian 

You guys can check and make sure he didn't hand him off to Nessie.

[N7 Panda]

N7NJA982 wrote...

You guys can check and make sure he didn't hand him off to Nessie.

Nah, Nessie's head is on a pike at the bottom of my garden.  Keeps the neighbours at bay.

[SvM madman]

N7 Panda wrote...

N7NJA982 wrote...

You guys can check and make sure he didn't hand him off to Nessie.

Nah, Nessie's head is on a pike at the bottom of my garden.  Keeps the neighbours at bay.

The leprechauns don't have him and niether do the posh guys, also how much for Nessie's head?

Modifié par SvM madman, 26 mai 2013 - 10:34 .

[N7NJA982]

SvM madman wrote...

N7 Panda wrote...

N7NJA982 wrote...

You guys can check and make sure he didn't hand him off to Nessie.

Nah, Nessie's head is on a pike at the bottom of my garden.  Keeps the neighbours at bay.

The leprechauns don't have him and niether do the posh guys, also how much for Nessie's head?

It...it wasn't aliens was it?
Oh no...

[Metandra]

N7NJA982 wrote...

SvM madman wrote...

N7 Panda wrote...

N7NJA982 wrote...

You guys can check and make sure he didn't hand him off to Nessie.

Nah, Nessie's head is on a pike at the bottom of my garden.  Keeps the neighbours at bay.

The leprechauns don't have him and niether do the posh guys, also how much for Nessie's head?

It...it wasn't aliens was it?
Oh no...

Not just any aliens. Ancient aliens.

Wait, does this mean Lankist has been... Indoctrinated?!

[IamDanThaMan]

Metandra wrote...

Not just any aliens. Ancient aliens.

Wait, does this mean Lankist has been... Indoctrinated?!

Only one man can save him now, this guy:

Modifié par IamDanThaMan, 27 mai 2013 - 02:25 .

[N7 Panda]

SvM madman wrote...

The leprechauns don't have him and niether do the posh guys, also how much for Nessie's head?

For a fellow countryman?  A pint of Guiness.

[SvM madman]

But if the reapers have him, does that mean we have to wait till the reaper invasion before we can rescue him

also

N7 Panda wrote...

SvM madman wrote...
How much for Nessie's head?

For a fellow countryman?  A pint of Guiness.

You sir have yourself a deal

[earlmobile]

But what if Nessie handed him over to Dracula before its death?

[N7NJA982]

The Reapers must have stolen Lankist so that he couldn't reveal the TRUE ending to ME3, where the star child gets kicked in the nuts.

[SvM madman]

N7NJA982 wrote...

The Reapers must have stolen Lankist so that he couldn't reveal the TRUE ending to ME3, where the star child gets kicked in the nuts doesn't exist and Blasto kills all the reapers.

I fix:wizard:

[N7NJA982]

SvM madman wrote...

N7NJA982 wrote...

The Reapers must have stolen Lankist so that he couldn't reveal the TRUE ending to ME3, where the star child gets kicked in the nuts doesn't exist and Blasto kills all the reapers.

I fix:wizard:

My bad, I must have dreamed some stuid ending to ME3. The real one is way more badass.

[SvM madman]

N7NJA982 wrote...
My bad, I must have dreamed some stuid ending to ME3. The real one is way more badass.

Don't worry, we all have wacky dreams, I mean just the other day I had a dream where some guy started making this interactive comic on BSN but then just stopped one day

Modifié par SvM madman, 29 mai 2013 - 08:36 .

[Metandra]

SvM madman wrote...

N7NJA982 wrote...
My bad, I must have dreamed some stuid ending to ME3. The real one is way more badass.

Don't worry, we all have wacky dreams, I mean just the other day I had a dream where some guy started making this interactive comic on BSN but then just stopped ine day

Some of my best dreams involve biotic and tech explosions. It's what happens when I play ME3 as a nightcap. You could say they leave my mind... blown.

Yes, I have invoked the ancient ritual of BAD PUNS to summon Lankist! BEHOLD!

[SvM madman]

Metandra wrote...
Yes, I have invoked the ancient ritual of BAD PUNS to summon Lankist! BEHOLD!

He still hasn't returned, quick make more bad jokes

[earlmobile]

SvM madman wrote...

Metandra wrote...
Yes, I have invoked the ancient ritual of BAD PUNS to summon Lankist! BEHOLD!

He still hasn't returned, quick make more bad jokes

PAD BUNS for Lankist!

[SvM madman]

A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!

Your turn

[Metandra]

SvM madman wrote...

A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!

Your turn

Okay.... /cracks knuckles You asked for it.

Collector? I hardly know 'er!

What is Aria T'loak?
The alpha on Omega.

Why are geth pyros and vorcha banned from the forums?
Because they always engage in flame wars.

Why are reaper forces never cast as voice actors?
They're too husky.

What happened when you asked a Cerberus mech a difficult question?
Atlas shrugged.

When a space ninja insists on hounding you, what do you call it?
A phantom menace.

[SvM madman]

Metandra wrote...

SvM madman wrote...

A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!

Your turn

Okay.... /cracks knuckles You asked for it.

Collector? I hardly know 'er!

What is Aria T'loak?
The alpha on Omega.

Why are geth pyros and vorcha banned from the forums?
Because they always engage in flame wars.

Why are reaper forces never cast as voice actors?
They're too husky.

What happened when you asked a Cerberus mech a difficult question?
Atlas shrugged.

When a space ninja insists on hounding you, what do you call it?
A phantom menace.

Lankist completing Mass Effect 3 Paint Adventures:devil:
Do i win anything?

Modifié par SvM madman, 30 mai 2013 - 03:13 .

[N7NJA982]

So this thread got kinda off topic.

[SvM madman]

N7NJA982 wrote...

So this thread got kinda off topic.

You don't say








This is all lankists thought! we trusted him to return:crying::crying::crying:
Back of topic, More bad jokes:innocent:

[Metandra]

With any luck, Lankist will include the Bad Jokes Summoning Ritual in the comic... just like the legendary quote pyramid monster.

[Abraham_uk]

SvM madman wrote...

You don't say 

This post is missing Nicolas Cage...

[N7NJA982]

Lankist come back!
You can blame it all on us.