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[SvM madman]

@N7NJA why not use the ship as a base? also your task is to acquire weapons for us and the ship

@Metandra sorry, comm specialist is taken however you may still continue to talk to your shirt sleeve and be the "femme fatale" of the group, If you want a proper job, just ask:police:

@Stoob, good work, we must go to Sexyville USA 

@earl how's the plan coming, 


Also I've figured out how to fly the ship, so once everyone's on, the abdution shall begin:ph34r:

Modifié par SvM madman, 09 juin 2013 - 05:47 .

[MrStoob]

Hang on, I've just got to ring my mum so she knows what I'm doing then go renew my inhaler prescription... *wheeze* ...will there be any running invoved in this?  Oh and I'd best get something for travel sickness while I'm there...

Modifié par MrStoob, 09 juin 2013 - 06:18 .

[N7NJA982]

Weapons you say? Well, I've got this G-87 THICKNECK and IP-3 CRYBABY laying around...

[SvM madman]

@stoob, shouldn't be too much running and bring a bucket

@N7NJA good work

[earlmobile]

SvM madman wrote...

@N7NJA why not use the ship as a base? also your task is to acquire weapons for us and the ship

@Metandra sorry, comm specialist is taken however you may still continue to talk to your shirt sleeve and be the "femme fatale" of the group, If you want a proper job, just ask:police:

@Stoob, good work, we must go to Sexyville USA 

@earl how's the plan coming, 


Also I've figured out how to fly the ship, so once everyone's on, the abdution shall begin:ph34r:

Well i got the lasers to work, but i accidentally overloaded a power coupling in the starboard sensor array. Not to bore you with the tech, captain, but i'll need another hour or so till the stealth generators are primed and ready again.

As far as the plan goes, I've constructed a huge fake cake in which people can hide. We'll use the cake to smuggle a strike team deep into lankist's home. If my calculations are correct, the cake will be brought to the living room, but i'm not yet sure how to deploy the cake. The strike team will then have to find Lankist in his own territory and apprehend him, i'm afraid i can't tell you what we're up against without further reconnaissance data, but i can tell you we'll need to send our best. Who's commanding the strike team?

On another matter, we have no name for the ship, have we? Unsinkable II would be my favourite, but let's hear other suggestions.

:wizard:

Modifié par earlmobile, 09 juin 2013 - 08:27 .

[SvM madman]

earlmobile wrote...

SvM madman wrote...

@N7NJA why not use the ship as a base? also your task is to acquire weapons for us and the ship

@Metandra sorry, comm specialist is taken however you may still continue to talk to your shirt sleeve and be the "femme fatale" of the group, If you want a proper job, just ask:police:

@Stoob, good work, we must go to Sexyville USA 

@earl how's the plan coming, 


Also I've figured out how to fly the ship, so once everyone's on, the abdution shall begin:ph34r:

Well i got the lasers to work, but i accidentally overloaded a power coupling in the starboard sensor array. Not to bore you with the tech, captain, but i'll need another hour or so till the stealth generators are primed and ready again.

As far as the plan goes, I've constructed a huge fake cake in which people can hide. We'll use the cake to smuggle a strike team deep into lankist's home. If my calculations are correct, the cake will be brought to the living room, but i'm not yet sure how to deploy the cake. The strike team will then have to find Lankist in his own territory and apprehend him, i'm afraid i can't tell you what we're up against without further reconnaissance data, but i can tell you we'll need to send our best. Who's commanding the strike team?

On another matter, we have no name for the ship, have we? Unsinkable II would be my favourite, but let's hear other suggestions.

:wizard:

Let me know when were ready

all suggestions for the name of the ship shall be considered, please post suggestions 

[MrStoob]

And once again, it cannot be overstated, do not forget your towel.

Oh, ship names... ummm...

The RSVP Unthinkable

Modifié par MrStoob, 09 juin 2013 - 10:33 .

[Lankist]

Take no suggestions and just move this damn thing forward already!

GUYS SRSLY WE'VE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR LIKE THREE MONTHS WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

WE CAN STAND HERE LONGER IF YOU



JAVIK barges in.

JAVIK FLIPS OUT.

You try to get JAVIK to calm the hell down.

JAVIK does not.




WREX arrives to deliver us to the NEXT ARC.




WREX says it's time to go SAVE TUCHANGA. HE and VICTUS came up with a FOOLPROOF PLAN to RESCUE a FEMALE KROGAN (who will SURELY end up being WREX's LOVE INTEREST given she's pretty much the ONLY FEMALE KROGAN in the entire GAME and that's TOTALLY NOT WEIRD.) Then you're all going to TUCHANGA to CURE the GENOPHAGE.

WREX says the SALARIAN DALATRASS was here, too, but WREX told her to GET OUT.

Also they've BEEN WAITING for a while and they got IMPATIENT, so WREX says he's sorry about your DOOR. It was a FORMIDABLE OPPONENT and it will be HONORED.

WHAT DO?

Modifié par Lankist, 09 juin 2013 - 11:10 .

[SvM madman]

 IT WORKED, HE HAS RETURNED, (does this mean we don't get to kidnap him )
anyway, hold a funeral for that brave door then go the Salarian homeworld and find out the Genophage cure is on the another planet (also level up)

Modifié par SvM madman, 10 juin 2013 - 03:18 .

[N7NJA982]

OH. MY. GOD.


YES.

Get stuck in a Shepard-Wrex loop until Zaeed busts you out.

Modifié par N7NJA982, 10 juin 2013 - 12:36 .

[N7NJA982]

I just realized that the last 17 pages are entirely bumps.

[SvM madman]

N7NJA982 wrote...

I just realized that the last 17 pages are entirely bumps.

We did good

[MrStoob]

Quick! Here's Lankist! Enact operation kidnap!

[earlmobile]

He's back! Quick, spread the word! Pop the champagne! Hide the spaceship!


Also:

N7NJA982 wrote...


Get stuck in a Shepard-Wrex loop until Zaeed busts you out.

Also:

N7NJA982 wrote...

I just realized that the last 17 pages are entirely bumps.

To say it in the words of vicwarrior on page 111:

vicwarrior wrote...

Achievement unlocked

Legendary Bumper

... and they happily bumped ever after.

Modifié par earlmobile, 10 juin 2013 - 10:41 .

[earlmobile]

This is what happens when you're excited and miss the edit button by just a little bit.

Modifié par earlmobile, 10 juin 2013 - 10:46 .

[SvM madman]

MrStoob wrote...

Quick! Here's Lankist! Enact operation kidnap!

I'll think you'll find it was called "operation poking stick" but to quote Jean Luc Picard "make it so" 

[Metandra]

Okay, my boots and I are...

... Oh hey, Lankist! Thanks for another comic! Why is Joker the only one with arms— and one of them is broken, no less. Can we give limbs to someone who isn't going to break them if he sneezes?

Also, find an excuse to use that door as a surfboard. Oooh, drop onto TUCHANGA using the broken door. Now that's a way to make an entrance.

[N7 Panda]

Metandra wrote...

Okay, my boots and I are...

... Oh hey, Lankist! Thanks for another comic! Why is Joker the only one with arms— and one of them is broken, no less. Can we give limbs to someone who isn't going to break them if he sneezes?.

He actually broke one then bandaged the other I think.


IMPART the knowledge of the GREEN BUTTON to WREX.

Modifié par N7 Panda, 10 juin 2013 - 02:47 .

[MrStoob]

Anyhoo, on with the comic it seems! Thanks Lankist and welcome back!

The DOOR needs a slot on the MEMORIAL WALL for its sacrifice to the CAUSE or something. I have completely forgotten what is going on and why there is smoke. Never mind, some lacky will take care of it.

Oh yea... ask if that's JOKER's robot chick and do a round of nice polite introductions.

Modifié par MrStoob, 10 juin 2013 - 03:03 .

[SvM madman]

By the way, has anyone got any idea where to hide the ship encase we need initiate "operation poking stick":devil: (also keep getting resources for said operation)

Modifié par SvM madman, 10 juin 2013 - 03:21 .

[MrStoob]

SvM madman wrote...

By the way, has anyone got any idea where to hide the ship encase we need initiate "operation poking stick":devil: (also keep getting resources for said operation)

*rolls up one trouser leg and performs incomprehensible semafor*

[Tsuker]

after you give the door an honorable funeral, you should move the story-line forward and go to that SALARIAN HOMEWORLD,cuz that is where you are most likely to find female krogans.

ALSO remembering how EASY this game was so far, you should pause the game and raise the difficulty to INSANITY, your skillz will obviously make it too easy any other way.

[notalive]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! THIS IS FINALLY HAPPENING! 
Let's begin the suggestions then.

1. This thing below is a mighty good idea.

N7NJA982 wrote...

Get stuck in a Shepard-Wrex loop until Zaeed busts you out.

2. Have a glass of Ryncol with Wrex.

[Abraham_uk]

"Finally Lankist has come back to BSN!":wizard:


Finally!

[MrStoob]

I gathered further information. The second link leads here:
http://social.biowar...25/120#16833731

But clicking that might cause another time loop.

Oh... er... and 

Ha!  That'll fool 'em!

Modifié par MrStoob, 10 juin 2013 - 10:30 .