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[MCB280]

the_zorg001 wrote...

High - five! (Increase SWAG)

[Conro101]

duct tape Anderson to yourself to make sure he doesn't run off

[Aggie Punbot]

No you shouldn't. Consistency is key!

Also, take a moment to eat a Mentos, barrel roll into the Normandy and shoot the star brat before he gets killed. Look at the camera and smile winningly while holding the Mentos package up so the logo is clearly visible.

[Acerlux]

Ask Anderson if you can have his swag when he dies.

[Icyflare]

Punch Kaiden in the face for being a jerk on Horizon and take Anderson with you to Mars instead. You could use the swag boost.

Modifié par Icyflare, 15 juin 2012 - 04:07 .

[H4nniba11]

MCB280 wrote...

the_zorg001 wrote...

High - five! (Increase SWAG)

[nogram3]

Conro101 wrote...

duct tape Anderson to yourself to make sure he doesn't run off

[Edolix]

nogram3 wrote...

Conro101 wrote...

duct tape Anderson to yourself to make sure he doesn't run off

Yes! Kidnap Anderson and force him to come with you! Genius!

[Lankist]

TOBY FLENDERSON wrote...

Board the normandy and go immediately to the bar

You COMBAT JUMP aboard the NORMANDY.

ANDERSON isn't COMBAT JUMPING.

You're sort of wishing you'd found a roll of DUCT TAPE for that OTHER SUGGESTION.




ANDERSON tells you that the REAPERS won't just stop at VANCOUVER. They'll MARCH all the way to TORONTO. Hopefully they'll stop at VICTORIA first, because NOBODY will miss VICTORIA. He tells you to EARN THIS and such.

ANDERSON throws you your DOG TAGS.





The NORMANDY starts to FLY AWAY amidst the SAD MUSIC.



SAD MUSIC.




SADDER MUSIC.




You are now ABOARD the SSV NORMANDY SR-2. The CONSOLE over there is BEEPING its ORANGE ASS off.

whatever

WHERE IS THE BAR?

Modifié par Lankist, 15 juin 2012 - 07:59 .

[Sanrei]

Attempt to show Beef just how good you are at commanding by slapping Kaidan on the ass and ordering him to get you a drink while you do important Commander-type things.

[AlienAtSystem]

Do a happy dance because you got a preorder bonus, although you have no idea what a preorder is and who did it.

[kevchy]

Cry in the shower.

[MCB280]

Put your armor on because you heard there was an in built bar in there.

[Aggie Punbot]

PedEgg wrote...

Attempt to show Beef just how good you are at commanding by slapping Kaidan on the ass and ordering him to get you a drink while you do important Commander-type things.

He can't, he's 'armless.

[MrStoob]

Push everyone out the way to get to the gear, screaming "Mine!  Mine!  Mine!"

Modifié par MrStoob, 15 juin 2012 - 11:03 .

[Conro101]

Tie flag to helmet before putting armor on

[Severyx]

ASK KAIDAN where his ARMS are.

[Acerlux]

Put helmet on before going to bar, attempt to drink with helmet on.

[Jonata]

EDIT: nevermind, that wasn't the valiant.

You can put your helmet on then go to the bar like Acerlux says.

Modifié par Jonata, 15 juin 2012 - 01:31 .

[the_zorg001]

Stare akwardly at Kaidan's missing limbs

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

Acerlux wrote...

Put helmet on before going to bar, attempt to drink with helmet on.

[aaron.a.moyers]

Immediately start hitting on the new comm specialist.

After the bar, drunk dial Hackett

[Progman Omega]

Put on helmet, and then use the flag as blindfold for said helmet. The Reapers can't see you if you can't see them!

[masseffect217]

the_zorg001 wrote...

Stare akwardly at Kaidan's missing limbs

Also, thanks for doing this. You're a true legend.