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[Moogie M]

Use an emergency induction port to drink the beer, and yell at Kaidan about horizon.
Then yell at BULK VANDERHUGE to tell Joker that they are going to Mars.

[Conro101]

Draw flight plan to Mars on napkin for Joker to follow

[Lankist]

Severyx wrote...

IMPRESS HACKETT with your newfound SWAG score. Beer included.

You ATTEMPT to IMPRESS HACKETT.

HACKETT calls you a DELINQUENT and a DRUNK. HACKETT has no time for SHENANIGANS. Make a PLAN and get to MARS.

HACKETT OUT.



Alright, here's the plan.

Conro101 wrote...

Draw flight plan to Mars on napkin for Joker to follow

Maybe SOMEONE should give THIS to JOKER.

[Thorn Harvestar]

SHEPARD should give the FLIGHT PLAN to JOKER himself, and also ask if BRUCE can be installed as the new NORMANDY AI

[the_zorg001]

Maybe kaidan should... oh, right... he doesn't have arms!
Combat roll into the elevator, then to the bridge!

[Smugglers Luck]

Throw Kaidan at elevator console for EXTRA SWAG.

[MrStoob]

You're the commander, not an errand boy. Tell Joker over the comm to park up the Normandy and come get the map himself.

[stysiaq]

Start your brawl with Beef McBighuge immediately. Protect your helmet.

[kevchy]

Prank call Joker via the intercom.

[Flubberlub]

kevchy wrote...

Prank call Joker via the intercom.

This

[Mevanna]

Take your CANADIAN FLAG and tie it on top of your HELMET. No one will take your SWAG rating seriously if you're not wearing a red-and-white bandana. Then go to JOKER and impress him with your COOL BANDANA. Offer him the FLIGHT PLAN NAPKIN to tie around his own head so he can be as SWAG as you are.

[Sanrei]

the_zorg001 wrote...

Maybe kaidan should... oh, right... he doesn't have arms!
Combat roll into the elevator, then to the bridge!

He can shove the napkin into Kaidan's mouth. That way when joker gets it it'll look even worse.

[Sanrei]

Also for renegade points, throw the beer at McBeefHueg in frustration. It's obviously all his fault.

[I7IDanny]

Mevanna wrote...

Take your CANADIAN FLAG and tie it on top of your HELMET. No one will take your SWAG rating seriously if you're not wearing a red-and-white bandana. Then go to JOKER and impress him with your COOL BANDANA. Offer him the FLIGHT PLAN NAPKIN to tie around his own head so he can be as SWAG as you are.

[Severyx]

E-MAIL a copy of the MASTER NAPKIN PLAN to JOKER with EMBEDDED PORNO MUSIC that autoplays when opened. There's no other way to view that MASTERPIECE.

[kevchy]

i got another one, call Joker on the intercom and tell him how stupid he is while drunk.

[MCB280]

Severyx wrote...

E-MAIL a copy of the MASTER NAPKIN PLAN to JOKER with EMBEDDED PORNO MUSIC that autoplays when opened. There's no other way to view that MASTERPIECE.

[nogram3]

MCB280 wrote...

Severyx wrote...

E-MAIL a copy of the MASTER NAPKIN PLAN to JOKER with EMBEDDED PORNO MUSIC that autoplays when opened. There's no other way to view that MASTERPIECE.

[Deltakarma]

nogram3 wrote...

MCB280 wrote...

Severyx wrote...

E-MAIL a copy of the MASTER NAPKIN PLAN to JOKER with EMBEDDED PORNO MUSIC that autoplays when opened. There's no other way to view that MASTERPIECE.

Dont forget the spam/malware that would be downloaded to the Normandy, making EDI start saying weird things.

Future Consequence: EDI becomes a full fledged sex bot and accidently breaks Jokers pelvis.

[H4nniba11]

Deltakarma wrote...

nogram3 wrote...

MCB280 wrote...

Severyx wrote...

E-MAIL a copy of the MASTER NAPKIN PLAN to JOKER with EMBEDDED PORNO MUSIC that autoplays when opened. There's no other way to view that MASTERPIECE.

Dont forget the spam/malware that would be downloaded to the Normandy, making EDI start saying weird things.

Future Consequence: EDI becomes a full fledged sex bot and accidently breaks Jokers pelvis.

This

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

I7IDanny wrote...

Mevanna wrote...

Take your CANADIAN FLAG and tie it on top of your HELMET. No one will take your SWAG rating seriously if you're not wearing a red-and-white bandana. Then go to JOKER and impress him with your COOL BANDANA. Offer him the FLIGHT PLAN NAPKIN to tie around his own head so he can be as SWAG as you are.

[Zarkovagis9]

Compare SWAG points with Joker then go to Mars

[Smugglers Luck]

Zarkovagis9 wrote...

Compare SWAG points with Joker then go to Mars

[icedphobos]

in Mars, sad Shepard is sad 'cause Ash (yes, Ash) is not impressed by his SWAG

[Lmaoboat]

icedphobos wrote...

in Mars, sad Shepard is sad 'cause Ash (yes, Ash) is not impressed by his SWAG

It's funny because her name's Ash and she got incinerated.