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[Lankist]

MrStoob wrote...

You're the commander, not an errand boy. Tell Joker over the comm to park up the Normandy and come get the map himself.

JOKER!

Get YOUR ASS and your WEIRD BONES down here. We've got a PLAN.












The PARAGON part of you thinks maybe that was unnecessary.

The RENEGARDE part of you wants to mention SAMUEL L. JACKSON'S CHARACTER from the film UNBREAKABLE.




You have SO MANY OPTIONS RIGHT NOW. This TOTALLY isn't a DELAYING TACTIC while SOMEBODY draws MARS.

Modifié par Lankist, 16 juin 2012 - 10:19 .

[MCB280]

Take a Kaidian with arms and the other guy because you get no choice and take the pre ordered weapons and the pistol because it is fun to be a walking armoury.

Modifié par MCB280, 16 juin 2012 - 10:22 .

[Lmaoboat]

Take Dirk Hardpeck and Bolt Vanderhuge.

[MrStoob]

You're a soldier, cool downs are for wimps. Take one of everything for yourself and give Kaidan just a pistol and Beefy McBeef of Beef Town as much as his mule ass can carry.

[fainmaca]

Tell JOKER to arm up, he's coming with you! Then, while he's changing his pants, take KAIDAN and BLAND NEW GUY. Finally, you choose a PISTOL for the mission. You have no need of anything else, you've got SWAG!

[I7IDanny]

Take all the weapons, but ensure you have enough SWAG to DUAL-WIELD the Valkyrie and the Avenger at the same time. (**** cooldowns, you're a SOLDIER. The only decent thing about that class.)

Oh, and take TRICEP MCBICEPS and NO-ARMS ALENKO.

Modifié par I7IDanny, 16 juin 2012 - 10:33 .

[Mevanna]

You don't need weapons or a team, you are COMMANDER SHEPARD! Go in naked and unarmed using the canadian flag as a loincloth.

[AlienAtSystem]

Take two SHADOWY SILHOUETTES and equip them with the VALKYRE. Take the EVISCERATOR and AVENGER for yourself.
Also, random gender change.

[Tyranniac]

AlienAtSystem wrote...

Take two SHADOWY SILHOUETTES and equip them with the VALKYRE. Take the EVISCERATOR and AVENGER for yourself.
Also, random gender change.

[Edolix]

Mevanna wrote...

You don't need weapons or a team, you are COMMANDER SHEPARD! Go in naked and unarmed using the canadian flag as a loincloth.

[Progman Omega]

Tyranniac wrote...

AlienAtSystem wrote...

Take two SHADOWY SILHOUETTES and equip them with the VALKYRE. Take the EVISCERATOR and AVENGER for yourself.
Also, random gender change.

So much this!

[icedphobos]

ask joker to come back, you forgot to say/show something

Modifié par icedphobos, 17 juin 2012 - 12:34 .

[Jonata]

Give all the weapon to Kaiden, and then laugh at him for not being able to fire them.

[NPH11]

Take two guns as squadmates.

[Jonata]

NPH11 wrote...

Take two guns as squadmates.

THIS! 

...great suggestion, CM Punk.

Modifié par Jonata, 17 juin 2012 - 01:31 .

[Swinns]

Edolix wrote...

Mevanna wrote...

 you are COMMANDER SHEPARD! Go in naked and unarmed using the canadian flag as a loincloth.

I7IDanny wrote...

Oh, and take TRICEP MCBICEPS and NO-ARMS ALENKO.

[Lankist]

NPH11 wrote...

Take two guns as squadmates.

You choose AVENGER and EVISCERATOR as SQUADEMATES. You equip them with G-87 THICKNECK and IP-3 CRYBABY.

You also take a VALKYRIE for yourself.







You are now on MARS. The PROTHEAN ARCHIVES are THATAWAY.

You seriously have NO IDEA what you're even DOING HERE. Presumably you're here to find THINGS AND/OR PEOPLE, for SOME NON-DESCRIPT REASON PERTAINING TO THE PLOT.

[Volc19]

Fashion some arms for the IP-3 CRYBABY out of sand.

Then re-equip the flag bandana.

[The Love Runner]

Find E.T. up ahead and give him a phone so he can call home in a parody of one of the greatest scenes in film history.

Then, take the Canadian Flag, hang it up on a post, and say "one small step for The Alliance, one giant leap for Maple Syrup".

[Acerlux]

Use Flag bandana that is totally in your pocket as a sail to ride the dust storm to your objective for massive swag increase, kicking your way through all Cerberus troopers that try to stop you..

[Thorn Harvestar]

Curse whoever flew your SHUTTLE because surely the ARCHIVES would have a LANDING PAD you could have used instead of being dropped off a HALF MILE away

[Zarkovagis9]

You're on an alien planet. MOON WALK for SWAG POINTS.

[nogram3]

fly the SHUTTLE to the PROTHEAN ARCHIVES
forgetting to take KAIDAN and MCBIGHUGE with you

[Swinns]

Zarkovagis9 wrote...

You're on an alien planet. MOON WALK for SWAG POINTS.

[the_zorg001]

Put the flag around your helmet, covering your mouth, like a good gunslinger(increase swag points).
Give random orders with your hands.