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[Lankist]

Doing a trial run here on BSN to see if there's interest in a thread like this. I don't think an interactive comic like this is against any rules here, but if I'm doing anything wrong somebody let me know.


This is an interactive adventure following Mass Effect 3. Anyone familiar with MSPaint Adventures will get the concept.
This is not a serious thread, please don’t get mad at me if I put jokes ahead of accuracy.

Users can post commands for controllable characters. There are no rules to this game, and users can suggest anything they want.

Before we begin, please read the following:

-Please keep suggestions PG-13.
-Please only make suggestions for the most recent panel.
-Please only make one suggestion at a time
-Feel free, however, to repeat someone ELSE’S suggestion as an
endorsement.
-Funny suggestions are always better than good ones.

THREAD BEGIN:









You are COMMANDER SHEPARD. SPACE VAGABOND and PIMP SUPREME.

You have been LOCKED UP in VANCOUVER JAIL for SIX MONTHS. Your ROOM is decent enough. You’ve got a BED, a TABLE and some SPRUCE in the corner over there.

The REAPERS will be here any day now, and you’ve got better things to do than hanging out in CANADA.


But first thing's first. What is your class?

Edited by Lankist, 08 June 2012 - 11:58 PM.

[Edolix]

Hmm, this could be pretty fun if enough people took interest.

I'll start by voting for Soldier =P

[EricHVela]

(In the ME3 game, the class powers of the squadmates have class names not available to Shepard. For example: Anderson's class is Alliance Admiral. Javik's is Vengeful Ancient. Liara's is Pure Biotic. Since we're not going for accuracy ...)

Shepard's class: Ex-Cerberus Renegade

Edited by ReggarBlane, 09 June 2012 - 12:20 AM.

[Lankist]

Edolix wrote...

Hmm, this could be pretty fun if enough people took interest.

I'll start by voting for Soldier =P

You are a SOLDIER, likely the MOST BORING THING you could have POSSIBLY BEEN in this AMAZING UNIVERSE fraught with TECHNICAL GENIUSES and SPACE WIZARDS and such. Your only REDEEMING QUALITY is that you have some manner of EPINEPHRINE PUMP lodged directly into your BRAIN, which enables things to turn BLURRY and RED and SLOW for like TEN SECONDS at a time.

Some might suggest you see a DOCTOR about that. You, for one, think it's PRETTY SWAG.

But that's enough of that. The REAPERS are coming, and you've presumably got to build another RAGTAG TEAM to TAKE THEM DOWN. But you can't do that, because you're still stuck in VANCOUVER JAIL!

You're going to need some manner of BRILLIANT PLAN to ESCAPE VANCOUVER and SAVE THE DAY.

What do you do?

Edited by Lankist, 09 June 2012 - 12:24 AM.

[EricHVela]

Check to see if the door is unlocked.

Or  should I do this:

> look door

(like the old adventure games before most of these kids were born)

Edited by ReggarBlane, 09 June 2012 - 12:26 AM.

[Lankist]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Check to see if the door is unlocked.

The DOOR is LOCKED.

Or, at least, you're GUESSING that it is LOCKED. It doesn't have that GREEN BOX THING on it, and you never quite figured out how to OPEN a DOOR that doesn't have the LITTLE GREEN BOX.

Truly, this DOOR is an INSURMOUNTABLE OBSTACLE without the GREEN BOX.

[magikoopa24]

Look out the window for any star childs.

[sanitarium616]

Use the table to break the window.

[Stalker]

sanitarium616 wrote...

Use the table to break the window.

[Ombot]

Use space magic to synthesize green box

[Shwiggliness]

squawk like an imbecile and **** on your table.

[Lankist]

magikoopa24 wrote...

Look out the window for any star childs.

You can't see a DAMN THING. All CANADIANS look alike to you.

sanitarium616 wrote...

Use the table to break the window.

WELL THAT WENT WELL.

[SirDoctorofTARDIS]

Put on the N7 hoddie that's lying on the bed.

[Stalker]

lol.

How about looking through the room... the side you can't see here.

[SoylentGreen 73]

Find a phone and call up Garrus to bust you out.

[Lankist]

Awesomness wrote...

Put on the N7 hoddie that's lying on the bed.

You equip DOPE-AS-HELL HOODIE.

SHEPARD gains +10 SWAG.

[Ombot]

Prison shank the window with omniblade to escape

Edited by Ombot, 09 June 2012 - 01:23 AM.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Hug the plant and cry.

[dogmachines]

SoylentGreen 73 wrote...

Find a phone and call up Garrus to bust you out.

[ripslip]

Use my newly acquired swag points to kick open the door like a badass.

[DragonFire6464]

Use your omni-blade to either a) break the window, or cut the door open.

[I7IDanny]

Put the hood up and frighten nearby elders.

[Conro101]

Check under the bed for more swagtastic stuff

[Stalker]

Conro101 wrote...

Check under the bed for more swagtastic stuff

[MCB280]

jump at the window