(Interactive Comic) Mass Effect 3 Paint Adventures

#1
Lankist

Napisano 08 czerwiec 2012 - 11:58

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Doing a trial run here on BSN to see if there's interest in a thread like this. I don't think an interactive comic like this is against any rules here, but if I'm doing anything wrong somebody let me know.

This is an interactive adventure following Mass Effect 3. Anyone familiar with MSPaint Adventures will get the concept.
This is not a serious thread, please don’t get mad at me if I put jokes ahead of accuracy.

Users can post commands for controllable characters. There are no rules to this game, and users can suggest anything they want.

Before we begin, please read the following:

-Please keep suggestions PG-13.
-Please only make suggestions for the most recent panel.
-Please only make one suggestion at a time
-Feel free, however, to repeat someone ELSE’S suggestion as an
endorsement.
-Funny suggestions are always better than good ones.

THREAD BEGIN:

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You are COMMANDER SHEPARD. SPACE VAGABOND and PIMP SUPREME.

You have been LOCKED UP in VANCOUVER JAIL for SIX MONTHS. Your ROOM is decent enough. You’ve got a BED, a TABLE and some SPRUCE in the corner over there.

The REAPERS will be here any day now, and you’ve got better things to do than hanging out in CANADA.

But first thing's first. What is your class?

Użytkownik Lankist edytował ten post 08 czerwiec 2012 - 11:58

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Edolix

Napisano 09 czerwiec 2012 - 12:04

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Hmm, this could be pretty fun if enough people took interest.

I'll start by voting for Soldier =P

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EricHVela

Napisano 09 czerwiec 2012 - 12:19

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(In the ME3 game, the class powers of the squadmates have class names not available to Shepard. For example: Anderson's class is Alliance Admiral. Javik's is Vengeful Ancient. Liara's is Pure Biotic. Since we're not going for accuracy ...)

Shepard's class: Ex-Cerberus Renegade

Użytkownik ReggarBlane edytował ten post 09 czerwiec 2012 - 12:20

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#4
Lankist

Napisano 09 czerwiec 2012 - 12:22

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Edolix wrote...

Hmm, this could be pretty fun if enough people took interest.

I'll start by voting for Soldier =P

You are a SOLDIER, likely the MOST BORING THING you could have POSSIBLY BEEN in this AMAZING UNIVERSE fraught with TECHNICAL GENIUSES and SPACE WIZARDS and such. Your only REDEEMING QUALITY is that you have some manner of EPINEPHRINE PUMP lodged directly into your BRAIN, which enables things to turn BLURRY and RED and SLOW for like TEN SECONDS at a time.

Some might suggest you see a DOCTOR about that. You, for one, think it's PRETTY SWAG.

But that's enough of that. The REAPERS are coming, and you've presumably got to build another RAGTAG TEAM to TAKE THEM DOWN. But you can't do that, because you're still stuck in VANCOUVER JAIL!

You're going to need some manner of BRILLIANT PLAN to ESCAPE VANCOUVER and SAVE THE DAY.

What do you do?

Użytkownik Lankist edytował ten post 09 czerwiec 2012 - 12:24

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EricHVela

Napisano 09 czerwiec 2012 - 12:23

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Check to see if the door is unlocked.

Or should I do this:

> look door

(like the old adventure games before most of these kids were born)

Użytkownik ReggarBlane edytował ten post 09 czerwiec 2012 - 12:26

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#6
Lankist

Napisano 09 czerwiec 2012 - 12:29

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ReggarBlane wrote...

Check to see if the door is unlocked.

The DOOR is LOCKED.

Or, at least, you're GUESSING that it is LOCKED. It doesn't have that GREEN BOX THING on it, and you never quite figured out how to OPEN a DOOR that doesn't have the LITTLE GREEN BOX.

Truly, this DOOR is an INSURMOUNTABLE OBSTACLE without the GREEN BOX.