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[Flubberlub]

Conro101 wrote...

>Attempt to sneak by, present Cerberus Frequent Flyer card, LIE and say you're a triple agent.

[Smugglers Luck]

LULZferBAKON wrote...

Command AVENGER and EVISCERATOR to fire their G-87 THICKNECK and IP-3 CRYBABY at the enemy.

After you pants them of course.

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

Flubberlub wrote...

Conro101 wrote...

>Attempt to sneak by, present Cerberus Frequent Flyer card, LIE and say you're a triple agent.

[fainmaca]

Decide that you don't like the ARMS on your IP-3 CRYBABY and REMOVE them. Then see if the CERBERUS CANNON-FODDER will fall for the old REFRDIGERATOR RUNNING TRICK, seeing as the REAPERS have some kind of immunity to it. You may need to commission a science team to understanding this immunity and trying to adapt it to your own ends....

[kevchy]

You use your omni-blade since its like cool and shiny and stuffs.

[Zarkovagis9]

You don't have time to worry about these small fry Cerberus Dogs. DISTRACT them with DOG TREATS, and then SHANK them with your SHIV.

[TheBanshee]

Lankist wrote...

Volc19 wrote...

Fashion some arms for the IP-3 CRYBABY out of sand.

You VIOLATE your ARTISTIC INTEGRITY.

I'm a bit late to the party, but this literally killed me! xD

[Zall]

TOBY FLENDERSON wrote...

Flubberlub wrote...

Conro101 wrote...

>Attempt to sneak by, present Cerberus Frequent Flyer card, LIE and say you're a triple agent.

[sasasasue]

Ask CERBERUS If they can smell UPDOG. Then hand over REAPER PAMPHLETS.

[TrulyInnovative]

TheBanshee wrote...

I'm a bit late to the party, but this literally killed me! xD

I doubt that.

[Arterius]

H4nniba11 wrote...

Progman Omega wrote...

Icyflare wrote...

Pass Cerberus the pamphlet you got from that husk on Earth. Maybe they can put it to good use.

And when their backs are turned,

LULZferBAKON wrote...

Command AVENGER and EVISCERATOR to fire their G-87 THICKNECK and IP-3 CRYBABY at the enemy.

After you pants them of course.

[azile0]

Call in an ORBITAL STRIKE to glass the CERBERUS personnel.

[PRC_Heavy_Z]

TheBanshee wrote...

Lankist wrote...

Volc19 wrote...

Fashion some arms for the IP-3 CRYBABY out of sand.

*snip*

You VIOLATE your ARTISTIC INTEGRITY.

I'm a bit late to the party, but this literally killed me! xD

Literally? well, rest in peace man... though I'd have chosen my final words to carry a bit more of a punch than that. 

[DedValve]

For violating artistic integrity it should be -20 swag points.

[Aramiss Ducati]

Dress up as Space Jehovah Witness and try to convince Cerberus officers into a subscription to the Watchtower.

[NaughtyRectum]

Order JIMMY SLABPECS and ANGST JOHNSON to ATTACK the TOTALLY EVIL CERBERUS DUDES with their POWERS, and activate your BURNING THERMALCLIPBULLETS in preparation to FIRE your WEAPON.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Challenge Cerberus to a dance-off.

Because hey, it worked with the husks.

[icedphobos]

take some REDSAND (someone must have it, you are in MARS) and start BIOTICGODDING your WEAPONS THATWAY

[N7Infernox]

LIE to cerberus troops to gain their trust. Let them ESCORT you and your squad into the PLOT TRIGGER-LADEN garage before you sic DUKE BEEFROID and SIR WHINESALOT on the troops by surprise. Then, loot the SEXY MATTOCKS off of their WELL-DRESSED CORPSES.

Modifié par N7Infernox, 19 juin 2012 - 01:10 .

[EricHVela]

TOBY FLENDERSON wrote...

Flubberlub wrote...

Conro101 wrote...

>Attempt to sneak by, present Cerberus Frequent Flyer card, LIE and say you're a triple agent.

[Ecksbawks_live]

ArteriusN7 wrote...

H4nniba11 wrote...

Progman Omega wrote...

Icyflare wrote...

Pass Cerberus the pamphlet you got from that husk on Earth. Maybe they can put it to good use.

And when their backs are turned,

LULZferBAKON wrote...

Command AVENGER and EVISCERATOR to fire their G-87 THICKNECK and IP-3 CRYBABY at the enemy.

After you pants them of course.

[Lankist]

Lord Mountbatten wrote...

Shepard should try to greet his old allies, maybe even help them out. After all, Renegade him and the Cerberus folks were pretty matey with each other in the last game. There's no reason to suspect this sudden heel turn, right?

You ASK the CERBERUS TROOPS if they're here for the LOST BUDGET too.

You also ask where they got that SNAZZY ARMOR . Is that the FALL SEASON?




It's not the FALL SEASON.

You take COVER behind SLAB BARRELCHEST.

[LULZferBAKON]

Perform a coordinated triple tackle attack!

In slow-mo.

[Flubberlub]

Stop drop and roll into them... Forcing them to spontaneously combust.