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[Moogie M]

Ask the Cerberus dudes if you can go inside to use the bathroom.
(thus sneaking you in)

[Icyflare]

Tell them you'll secure the inside of the building then giggle like a schoolgirl when they actually let you walk in.

[Arterius]

Thargorichiban wrote...

Tell them that you've totally killed COMMANDER SHEPARD and DIRECT them to where the Cerberus BODIES lie with your old HELMETS put on.

Then once they go to check PROCEED IN.

[Cirrusstrafe]

ArteriusN7 wrote...

Thargorichiban wrote...

Tell them that you've totally killed COMMANDER SHEPARD and DIRECT them to where the Cerberus BODIES lie with your old HELMETS put on.

Then once they go to check PROCEED IN.

Alternatively, KILL THEM ALL when their BACKS ARE TURNED.

FREE EXP is nothing to SCOFF AT.

[Aramiss Ducati]

Offer Crybabies new arms to the commander as a bribe to let you in.

[nogram3]

explain the threat of the reapers
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[Progman Omega]

ArteriusN7 wrote...

Thargorichiban wrote...

Tell them that you've totally killed COMMANDER SHEPARD and DIRECT them to where the Cerberus BODIES lie with your old HELMETS put on.

Then once they go to check PROCEED IN.

Don't FORGET to LIE

[Abraham_uk]

Change of suggestion. Someone came up with a cool one.


So how about Liara mistakenly whips up Shepard and his squad in a singularity and shoots them.


Shepard: Ouch! Damn it Liara. It's me.
Liara: Frightened Cerberus trooper pretending to be Shepard.
Shepard: It's actually me!
Liara: Oh. I'm so sorry Shepard.... You okay?
Kaidan: I think my organs just imploded. Shepard.
James: Quit your whining. That has to be the coolest thing ever. I love flying.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 25 juin 2012 - 05:12 .

[Highlord Fox]

Cirrusstrafe wrote...

ArteriusN7 wrote...

Thargorichiban wrote...

Tell them that you've totally killed COMMANDER SHEPARD and DIRECT them to where the Cerberus BODIES lie with your old HELMETS put on.

Then once they go to check PROCEED IN.

Alternatively, KILL THEM ALL when their BACKS ARE TURNED.

FREE EXP is nothing to SCOFF AT.

It's also the RENEGADE WAY.

[AlienAtSystem]

No, that won't work. There has been no XP for kills since 2185

[Moogie M]

Progman Omega wrote...

ArteriusN7 wrote...

Thargorichiban wrote...

Tell them that you've totally killed COMMANDER SHEPARD and DIRECT them to where the Cerberus BODIES lie with your old HELMETS put on.

Then once they go to check PROCEED IN.

Don't FORGET to LIE

[Flubberlub]

Moogie M wrote...

Progman Omega wrote...

ArteriusN7 wrote...

Thargorichiban wrote...

Tell them that you've totally killed COMMANDER SHEPARD and DIRECT them to where the Cerberus BODIES lie with your old HELMETS put on.

Then once they go to check PROCEED IN.

Don't FORGET to LIE

[stysiaq]

Flubberlub wrote...

Moogie M wrote...

Progman Omega wrote...

ArteriusN7 wrote...

Thargorichiban wrote...

Tell them that you've totally killed COMMANDER SHEPARD and DIRECT them to where the Cerberus BODIES lie with your old HELMETS put on.

Then once they go to check PROCEED IN.

Don't FORGET to LIE

Modifié par stysiaq, 23 juin 2012 - 05:58 .

[Arterius]

Lankist wrote...

okay please stop with the quote pyramids. It's making it really difficult for me to actually read the suggestions. I'm on a small screen here so every post

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Please only quote the original post. I know quote pyramids are fun but my eyes are bleeding here. I'm gonna go blind before I can finish the next panel, homebros.

seems like this has been forgotten

[MrStoob]

Find a STICK and prod Lankist with it.

[Progman Omega]

MrStoob wrote...

Find a STICK and prod Lankist with it.

[AlienAtSystem]

Progman Omega wrote...

MrStoob wrote...

Find a STICK and prod Lankist with it.

[Flubberlub]

AlienAtSystem wrote...

Progman Omega wrote...

MrStoob wrote...

Find a STICK and prod Lankist with it.

[Aggie Punbot]

Hey, guys. Seriously. Cut Lankist some slack. It takes time to create such quality animations and if you push him too hard he'll disappear entirely.

[xxcsaucexx]

TS2Aggie wrote...

Hey, guys. Seriously. Cut Lankist some slack. It takes time to create such quality animations and if you push him too hard he'll disappear entirely.

Exactly.  I always look forward to seeing the update, and this has had me laughing until I cried several times.  I definitely appreciate the work that has gone into this.

Modifié par xxcsaucexx, 25 juin 2012 - 12:31 .

[luk3us]

Ask the Guardian for a shield.

[stysiaq]

ruin your DISGUISE by asking STUPID QUESTIONS

[AlienAtSystem]

stysiaq wrote...

ruin your DISGUISE by asking STUPID QUESTIONS

No. It is much more fun to avoid Cerberus just to be gunned down by Liara when meeting her.

[Erixxxx]

You gain +1 to SWAG for being PROMINENTLY FEATURED on TWITTER.

[Abraham_uk]

AlienAtSystem wrote...

No. It is much more fun to avoid Cerberus just to be gunned down by Liara when meeting her.