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[Jonata]

Yes, I agree. Leave BEEF in the VENT, and start looking for your BLUE PLOT-ARMORED FRIEND.

[Mevanna]

Climb through the vent making LOUD CLANGING NOISES to ensure LIARA knows you're there and can start shooting.
BEEF may have to take off his armour and continue NAKED so he doesn't get stuck. Apply OMNI-GEL as lubricant if necessary.

[EricHVela]

Edolix wrote...

LOL, you're awesome Lankist.

Leave BEEF MCBIGHUE in the VENT. He will act as a PLUG to any suspicious CERBERUS GOONS that decide to follow you. They will never find a way past his MUSCULAR BULK.

^vote+

[TullyAckland]

Mevanna wrote...

Climb through the vent making LOUD CLANGING NOISES to ensure LIARA knows you're there and can start shooting.
BEEF may have to take off his armour and continue NAKED so he doesn't get stuck. Apply OMNI-GEL as lubricant if necessary.

Going with this. I'd like to see BEEF's revealed MUSCULAR BULK stun someone later on.. 

[MrStoob]

lol, sorry for poking your poor ill body with a stick Lankist, get well soon!

[OurSaviorKMoney]

Tell BEEF to go back to the ship because when you find Liara you can only have 2 crew members with you at a time. Then start crawling in the vent shouting "Where are you Liara?!"

[Lankist]

fainmaca wrote...

Feed MEAT MCHUGEASS some beans. The ensuing BLAST will be more powerful than any biotic power, and the VENT will be cleared!

FART JOKES?

REALLY?

How PEDESTRIAN.

What kind of UNSOPHISTOCATED, JUVENILE HACK do you take ME for?

HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

Kavatica wrote...

Pass James some medigel and see if he
can coat himself in that and wiggle out. It's not like you're going to
need that medigel seeing as how you have all of those awesome biotic
powers...oh wait. Soldier. Right. Leave James there to starve.

Mevanna wrote...

BEEF
may have to take off his armour and continue NAKED so he doesn't get
stuck. Apply OMNI-GEL as lubricant if necessary.

Oh, yeah, this idea is much more MATURE.

You GREASE BEEF with MEDIGEL, wasting a SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT of it on his CONSIDERABLE PERSON.

okay just-

move a little-

okay the left-

no just-

okay, you know what, why don't you use your BIONICS or WHATEVER that I don't know about because I'm just a soldier and I just shoot things?




KAIDEN uses BIOTIC PUSH to DISLODGE BEEF.

It is SUPER EFFECTIVE.

BEEF is no longer in VENT.




BEEF is no longer in BUILDING.




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA





...aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa...






AAAAAAAAAA-omfff.


You are now JAMES VEGA. You are currently feel like giving everyone NICKNAMES wasn't such a HOT IDEA now.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Steal the shuttle, fly back to the Normandy, and get as drunk as you can. Then go out for some driving. You don't think anything bad will happen.

Modifié par Most Definitely Sane, 27 juin 2012 - 08:15 .

[dogmachines]

Find something suitable to ram with the shuttle.

[MCB280]

Go find Liara to replace beef

[the_zorg001]

You have a sudden need to taste the sand. It turns out to be RED SAND.

[Arterius]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Steal the shuttle, fly back to the Normandy, and get as drunk as you can. Then go out for some driving. You don't think anything bad will happen.

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

ArteriusN7 wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Steal the shuttle, fly back to the Normandy, and get as drunk as you can. Then go out for some driving. You don't think anything bad will happen.

[Abraham_uk]

Liara mistakes Shepard and Kaidan for Cerberus troopers.

She slaps a singularity on both of them and starts shooting.


Trying to get both Shepard and himself out of the singularity, Kaidan uses reave. Oops. Big biotic explosion!!!!

Shepard: Ouch!!! That hurts!
Kaidan: Sorry Shepard I was just trying to help.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 27 juin 2012 - 11:12 .

[Cirrusstrafe]

GO INSIDE the SHUTTLE and FLY IT THROUGH the MAIN GATE because this is something MANLY JAMES VEGA would TOTALLY DO and you want to show DISCRETION how MANLY YOU ARE.

This also gives you the PERFECT EXCUSE to REUSE the BACKGROUNDS and FLYING TEXT you JUST USED.

Modifié par Cirrusstrafe, 27 juin 2012 - 11:58 .

[Elite Trooper]

James flys the SHUTTLE around whilst listening to SAD TUNES and REFLECTING on how everyone MOCKS his WEIGHT. Proceed to think of a plan to HELP SHEPARD and LOOK BADASS at the same time to REGAIN some LOST SWAG.

[xxcsaucexx]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Steal the shuttle, fly back to the Normandy, and get as drunk as you can. Then go out for some driving. You don't think anything bad will happen.

[RamilVenoard]

xxcsaucexx wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Steal the shuttle, fly back to the Normandy, and get as drunk as you can. Then go out for some driving. You don't think anything bad will happen.

[Jonata]

Attemp to drink with your helmet on.

[Icyflare]

Take a sweet tour on Mars. Shepard's taking his time inside the Archive. You're probably not missing anything important.

[kevchy]

Take Shuttle and go back to Earth.

[OurSaviorKMoney]

Vega: Hop in the shuttle and fly around aimlessly, in the middle of flying around do a barrel roll.

Shep: Keep moving forward in the vents looking for Liara and stumble across Glyph.

[aaron.a.moyers]

Exit the vents. You know that Liara is probably hiding since Cerberus is around. We need something to lure her out. Set up a trap using "Prothean Trading Cards" as bait. You know she can't resist that geek obsession to collect em all.

Modifié par aaron.a.moyers, 28 juin 2012 - 12:59 .

[Progman Omega]

Cirrusstrafe wrote...

GO INSIDE the SHUTTLE and FLY IT THROUGH the MAIN GATE because this is something MANLY JAMES VEGA would TOTALLY DO and you want to show DISCRETION how MANLY YOU ARE.

This also gives you the PERFECT EXCUSE to REUSE the BACKGROUNDS and FLYING TEXT you JUST USED.

[LT123]

xxcsaucexx wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Steal the shuttle, fly back to the Normandy, and get as drunk as you can. Then go out for some driving. You don't think anything bad will happen.