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[jaydubs67]

You, James Vega, try to radio the Normandy and inform them of the situation.  After all, that's what a professional soldier would do.  

Unfortunately, your congenital and undiagnosed BEEFLEXIA kicks in again, and instead you say over your Cerberus radio frequency that Commander Shepard is about to drop out of a vent and kick those Cerberus Bandejos off of Mars.  Everyone wearing a Cerberus helmet hears this.  

You fly off in your shuttle to go pick up some protein shakes, and the scene pans back to Shepard and and Kaiden still inside the vent.  Now animate this feeling onto the Cerberus helmets.  

[MrStoob]

Name the shuttle BESSY and fly that bad girl randomly about, waiting for some unknown event to happen.

[Aramiss Ducati]

Have BigMclargeHuge loudly proclaim "Well fine I'll go create my own galaxy saving scenario with blackjack and hookers".

Modifié par Aramiss Ducati, 29 juin 2012 - 12:43 .

[Acerlux]

You take off in the shuttle, hoping to realize your lifelong dream of being a stunt pilot. So you begin to practice. It sure would be inconvenient if another shuttle got in your way at some point.

Meanwhile, at the plot: Shep & Kaidan hear someone else thumping around in the vent. They find Liara and try to signal to her, but their flawless disguise causes her to knee-cap them with her pistol. Fortunately they have medi- Oh, well that's unfortunate.

[Ymotobuck]

vega: try to fly the shuttle with no trainning or experience

shep: find a way out of the vends and to the bar for a drink

[nogram3]

jaydubs67 wrote...

You, James Vega, try to radio the Normandy and inform them of the situation.  After all, that's what a professional soldier would do.  

Unfortunately, your congenital and undiagnosed BEEFLEXIA kicks in again, and instead you say over your Cerberus radio frequency that Commander Shepard is about to drop out of a vent and kick those Cerberus Bandejos off of Mars.  Everyone wearing a Cerberus helmet hears this.  

You fly off in your shuttle to go pick up some protein shakes, and the scene pans back to Shepard and and Kaiden still inside the vent.  Now animate this feeling onto the Cerberus helmets.  

[Catastrophy]

Get into the shuttle and strafe the Landing Zone, the Crater for anything that moves or looks funny at you. Take off the Cerbie helmet and fill it with organic waste and greasy stuff. Who knows, it might be handy at some point.

[Zall]

xxcsaucexx wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Steal the shuttle, fly back to the Normandy, and get as drunk as you can. Then go out for some driving. You don't think anything bad will happen.

[magikoopa24]

Take the CONVENIENT SHUTTLE to the SKIES. FLY around the PLOT BASE for some HOT BABES that MAY or MAY NOT be ANDROIDS. Assume SHEPARD and KAIDEN are perfectly fine right now.

[brain_damage]

magikoopa24 wrote...

Take the CONVENIENT SHUTTLE to the SKIES. FLY around the PLOT BASE for some HOT BABES that MAY or MAY NOT be ANDROIDS. Assume SHEPARD and KAIDEN are perfectly fine right now.

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[Ring1]

magikoopa24 wrote...

Take the CONVENIENT SHUTTLE to the SKIES. FLY around the PLOT BASE for some HOT BABES that MAY or MAY NOT be ANDROIDS. Assume SHEPARD and KAIDEN are perfectly fine right now.

[CmdrSlander]

Upon encountering LIARA you use your ample SWAG to attempt to SEDUCE the SULTRY ASARI MAIDEN.

[CmdrSlander]

I, Commander Slander, of the Slanderian Armada, Thrice Ordained Potentate of Slanderland, Prince of the Slanderish Isles, and Magistrate of the Slandokian colonies hereby bestow upon you, Lankist, our highest civilian honor. Awarded on this day, Friday the 29th of June 2012, for excellence in Interactive Paint Comics:



So Say We All.

Modifié par CmdrSlander, 30 juin 2012 - 01:02 .

[luk3us]

Buff those abs!

[landylan]

conveniently lay on the ground until it's time for you to pilot the shuttle to wreck the robot chick...story goes back to shepard....

[Wolf_Mar09]

Realize that the helmets have a com system so everything you have been saying has been recorded for the Illusive Man's pleasure

[IamDanThaMan]

Level up James, put all points into pullups.

Also repaint the shuttle before you steal it, it just looks a little boring now.

Modifié par IamDanThaMan, 30 juin 2012 - 06:43 .

[Icyflare]

You feel this is a good time to think about your FEELINGS. Choreograph an INTERPRETIVE DANCE about your DOUBT at following a man with PITIFUL SWAG POINTS and his BIONIC CRYBABY. TURN OFF the comm. unit while you're at it. SURELY, Shepard can handle a few Ceberus soldiers on his own while you finish your ribbon routine?

[Tyranniac]

Icyflare wrote...

You feel this is a good time to think about your FEELINGS. Choreograph an INTERPRETIVE DANCE about your DOUBT at following a man with PITIFUL SWAG POINTS and his BIONIC CRYBABY. TURN OFF the comm. unit while you're at it. SURELY, Shepard can handle a few Ceberus soldiers on his own while you finish your ribbon routine?

[Gemini Freak]

Have BEEF start digging, managing to find a SHUTTLE ENGINE/WEAPON BOOSTER JUICE can. Then, he pours it on the SHUTTLE, and decides to test it.

And then BEEF realizes he should have poured the BOOSTER JUICE on the SHUTTLE CIRCUITS.

[Abraham_uk]

Liara mistakes Shepard and Kaidan for Cerberus troopers.

She slaps a singularity on both of them and starts shooting.


Trying to get both Shepard and himself out of the singularity, Kaidan uses reave. Oops. Big biotic explosion!!!!

Shepard: Ouch!!! That hurts!
Kaidan: Sorry Shepard I was just trying to help.

[Lankist]

Elite Trooper wrote...

James flys the SHUTTLE around whilst listening to SAD TUNES and REFLECTING on how everyone MOCKS his WEIGHT. Proceed to think of a plan to HELP SHEPARD and LOOK BADASS at the same time to REGAIN some LOST SWAG.

You would love to do THIS, but you do not have the KEYS to the SHUTTLE.

COMMANDER SMARTASS has the KEYS.




You go ALL THE WAY BACK to the ARCHIVES OR WHATEVER to get the KEYS.




Oh, hey, it's a BLUE LADY.

This was certainly ANTICLIMACTIC.




SERIOUSLY, SHEPARD?

IT'S BEEN LIKE FIVE MINUTES.

[MCB280]

Yell at Commander smartass that you are Vega and need the keys to the shuttle or you are shaving your foot right up ****y McGee or Shepard ass either one fine.

[MrStoob]

Think up NICKNAMES for each of them before throwing your CERBERUS HELMET at them and pout.

[luk3us]

Knock Shepard out and steal his keys.