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[Lankist]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Hug the plant and cry.

ripslip wrote...

Use my newly acquired swag points to kick open the door like a badass.

You KNOCK on the DOOR NONCHALANTLY with your NEW SPRUCE FRIEND, because that's how SWAG PLAYERS do THINGS.

SOMEONE opens the DOOR.




It's your SPECIAL PRISON FRIEND, BEEF MCBIGHUGE.

[Rustedness]

Have an omni-shave.

[I7IDanny]

Hit Beef over the head with the plant and run screaming like a little girl down the hallway.

[Stalker]

I7IDanny wrote...

Hit Beef over the head with the plant and run screaming like a little girl down the hallway.

[SoylentGreen 73]

Shove Beef out of the way and run down the hall.

[NPH11]

Ask Beef how to open doors that don't have green boxes.

[Most Definitely Sane]

NPH11 wrote...

Ask Beef how to open doors that don't have green boxes.

And then hit him in the head with the plant and escape with Bruce the Spruce.

Сообщение изменено: Most Definitely Sane, 09 Июнь 2012 - 02:07 .

[Jonata]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

NPH11 wrote...

Ask Beef how to open doors that don't have green boxes.

And then hit him in the head with the plant and escape with Bruce the Spruce.

EDIT:  PS: this thread is awesome.

Сообщение изменено: Jonata, 09 Июнь 2012 - 02:18 .

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

Call Mynock, Trooper, and Kestral for help.

But seriously pretend your plant friend, bruce the spruce, is dying and needs a medic so they take you to the hospital.

Also seriously we need a cross-over eventually.

Сообщение изменено: TOBY FLENDERSON, 09 Июнь 2012 - 02:18 .

[thesnake777]

Shank Prison buddy..call guards for help...knock them out and be on your way.

[Lankist]

I7IDanny wrote...

Hit Beef over the head with the plant and run screaming like a little girl down the hallway.

You throw SPRUCE at BEEF.

BEEF doesn't know what HIT HIM.

You BEAT FEET out of that MAPLE-SMELLING HELL HOLE.




Elsewhere down the HALL, there's a LOT of ALLIANCE PEOPLE wandering around today.

That's ANDERSON over there, too. Perhaps you didn't think this plan all the way through.

[NPH11]

Pull the hoodie over your face and try to sneak past everyone.

[magikoopa24]

Impress Anderson with your swag points to distract him from your escape.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Hit on the blonde chick and see if she'll sneak you out.

Сообщение изменено: Most Definitely Sane, 09 Июнь 2012 - 03:03 .

[EricHVela]

Start a riot by starting a rumor with a few of the women that Anderson is actually Kiefer Sutherland and sneak passed while they mob him and steal his clothes.

Сообщение изменено: ReggarBlane, 09 Июнь 2012 - 03:05 .

[Lankist]

NPH11 wrote...

Pull the hoodie over your face and try to sneak past everyone.

You are THE JACKAL

You are STEALTH INCARNATE.

NO ONE can SEE THROUGH your VISAGE-




ABORT STEALTH!

ABORT!

ABORT!

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR PICKING SOLDIER!

[Deltakarma]

Start throwing people then stripping down and running for the Defence Committees room.

[Locutus_of_BORG]

LOTS OF SPECULATIONS

[pika9519]

Jump out the window.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Pretend to be Beef McBigHuge instead of Shepard.

[Ombot]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Pretend to be Beef McBigHuge instead of Shepard.

[MCB280]

pika9519 wrote...

Jump out the window.

[Lmaoboat]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Pretend to be Fridge Largemeat instead of Shepard.

[Lankist]

Deltakarma wrote...

Start throwing people then stripping down and running for the Defence Committees room.

SOMEHOW YOU REALIZE YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK THIS THROUGH.




shepard where are your pants?




REAPERS.

[SoylentGreen 73]

Knock some sense into the Defense Committee with your fists.