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[Ring1]

1upD wrote...

Ring1 wrote...

Take the time to WANDER AROUND ARMLESSLY looking for random medical stations to restock your medi-gel supplies after your failed attempt to grease up Dirk Hardchest in the vent. Find a random datapad that contains random information to the PLOT and randomly collect 2500 credits from said datapad.

I fixed that for you.

Thank you my mistake

[fainmaca]

Run after ARMS MCBEEFBURGER apologetically, giving the CERBERUS GOONS enough time to set up TRAPS and AMBUSH SCENARIOS that take roughly ONE LEVEL'S WORTH OF TIME to navigate before facing a mass of NON-INTERACTIVE AND POINTLESS EXPOSITION CUTSCENES.

[Progman Omega]

Being the RENEGADE that you are, COMMAND both MAJOR $%^@ and THE OTHER ONE to BIOTICLY FLING you THATAWAY.

(I'm just curious, but do we have continuity from past adventures?

'Cause if we do, Shep still has LAZER EYES, and Zaeed is, I assume, still stuck in that time-loop.

Since we've already aquired BRUCE, I'm leaning toward YES.) 

Modifié par Progman Omega, 01 juillet 2012 - 10:26 .

[N7Infernox]

Tell HOT BLUE BABE that SUPERWEAPONS are dumb. Finding ZAEED is far more critical to the mission.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Hey, Lankist, would it be possible to get a link to your other Mass Effect Adventures? I read about it, but I have yet to find it.

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

N7Infernox wrote...

Tell HOT BLUE BABE that SUPERWEAPONS are dumb. Finding ZAEED is far more critical to the mission.

[xxcsaucexx]

Ring1 wrote...

Take the time to WANDER AROUND ARMLESSLY looking for random medical stations to restock your medi-gel supplies after your failed attempt to grease up Dirk Hardchest in the vent. Find a random datapad that contains random information to the PLOT and randomly collect 2500 credits from said datapad.

(Edited to reflect new ARMLESS idea, created by 1upD)

Modifié par xxcsaucexx, 02 juillet 2012 - 12:38 .

[CiA121]

Being the RENEGADE that you are, jump on THE HOT BLUE BABE back, saying that since she is armless, she cannot use weapons.

[Progman Omega]

TOBY FLENDERSON wrote...

N7Infernox wrote...

Tell HOT BLUE BABE that SUPERWEAPONS are dumb. Finding ZAEED is far more critical to the mission.

Yes, finally!

[Swinns]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Hey, Lankist, would it be possible to get a link to your other Mass Effect Adventures? I read about it, but I have yet to find it.

I would like to read the past one(s) as well.

[LT123]

TOBY FLENDERSON wrote...

N7Infernox wrote...

Tell HOT BLUE BABE that SUPERWEAPONS are dumb. Finding ZAEED is far more critical to the mission.

[Thorn Harvestar]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Hey, Lankist, would it be possible to get a link to your other Mass Effect Adventures? I read about it, but I have yet to find it.

((Part 2 is here, but Part 1 has been lost to time: 
http://www.facepunch...ad.php?t=910135 ))

[dogmachines]

Thorn Harvestar wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Hey, Lankist, would it be possible to get a link to your other Mass Effect Adventures? I read about it, but I have yet to find it.

((Part 2 is here, but Part 1 has been lost to time: 
http://www.facepunch...ad.php?t=910135 ))

That thread always makes me depressed. We need clarity and closure about what exactly happened to the DIDDLER.

[Hypertion]

Liara and Kaiden Compare Biotic Swag.

Shepard looks for more beer.

Modifié par Hypertion, 02 juillet 2012 - 06:57 .

[AlienAtSystem]

Change the equipment of your AVENGER from IP3-CRYBABY to CH-1K AZURE

[Gemini Freak]

fainmaca wrote...

Run after ARMS MCBEEFBURGER apologetically, giving the CERBERUS GOONS enough time to set up TRAPS and AMBUSH SCENARIOS that take roughly ONE LEVEL'S WORTH OF TIME to navigate before facing a mass of NON-INTERACTIVE AND POINTLESS EXPOSITION CUTSCENES.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Thorn Harvestar wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Hey, Lankist, would it be possible to get a link to your other Mass Effect Adventures? I read about it, but I have yet to find it.

((Part 2 is here, but Part 1 has been lost to time: 
http://www.facepunch...ad.php?t=910135 ))

Oh, that's too bad. Maybe Lankist has a super computer and it's still there and he can post it on deviantart?

Thank you!

[Progman Omega]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Thorn Harvestar wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Hey, Lankist, would it be possible to get a link to your other Mass Effect Adventures? I read about it, but I have yet to find it.

((Part 2 is here, but Part 1 has been lost to time: 
http://www.facepunch...ad.php?t=910135 ))

Oh, that's too bad. Maybe Lankist has a super computer and it's still there and he can post it on deviantart?

Thank you!

We can only hope...

[Thorn Harvestar]

N7Infernox wrote...

Tell HOT BLUE BABE that SUPERWEAPONS are dumb. Finding ZAEED is far more critical to the mission.

Alternatively, ask HOT BLUE BABE if ZAEED himself is the SUPERWEAPON.

[Elite Trooper]

Awkwardely explain to LIARA how you may have CHEATED on her with MIRANDA, but it's ok now because you have changed your mind and would like to continue your past RELATIONSHIP with her. Oh, then kill some CERBERUS troops, whatever.

[Abraham_uk]

MrStoob wrote...

Severyx wrote...
 VAGABONDS do not dig AMPUTEES.

Oh I dunno... have you seen Boxing Helena...  

I wikipeded that film.

http://en.wikipedia....i/Boxing_Helena
I sincerly hope that wikipedia got all the facts wrong (like it normally does) because if that is what the film is about, I'm shocked to the bones.



Zaeed finally gets out of that time loop, thanks to a comination of "space magic" and "artistic integrity".

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 02 juillet 2012 - 04:29 .

[Abraham_uk]

Oh my goodness. http://tvtropes.org/...PaintAdventures

Lankist is mentioned in TV tropes.

Lankist was part of the forums of Face Punch
http://www.facepunch...ad.php?t=910135

In 2010, Lankist was already a sensation in the "create your own adventure" allowing users to come up with amusing scenarios and flat out bizzare Time Loops, and armless charcters.

Amusing time loops, laser eyes, the slaying of the biotic God and Samara's role in advancing the plot all featured.
When he was absent for a while, his legions of friends thought that he had been banned and even petitioned for him to return (much like people did with GMagnum).

His parodies include The Old Republic, Mass Effect 2, Mass Effect 3 etc.

You are in the presence of a well loved individual.

Thank you.

Your work is so damn good that people keep giving you a hard time pestering for more.
If you're ever thinking of starting your own comic book series, there is definitely potential.

Lankist

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 02 juillet 2012 - 04:57 .

[Mevanna]

AlienAtSystem wrote...

Change the equipment of your AVENGER from IP3-CRYBABY to CH-1K AZURE

[Icyflare]

VIOLATE your ARTISTIC INTEGRITY again and give the OTHER ONE arms. There'll be no ARMLESS BIOTICS on YOUR team if you can help it.

[Abraham_uk]

Icyflare wrote...

VIOLATE your ARTISTIC INTEGRITY again and give the OTHER ONE arms. There'll be no ARMLESS BIOTICS on YOUR team if you can help it.

Kaidan Alenko, Liara T'Soni and those Cerberus troopers never lost their arms.
They like to stand with their arms behind their backs, which is why they're not seen.

They all get strange looks, walking with their arms behind their backs.