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[Most Definitely Sane]

Icyflare wrote...

VIOLATE your ARTISTIC INTEGRITY again and give the OTHER ONE arms. There'll be no ARMLESS BIOTICS on YOUR team if you can help it.

[nogram3]

Thorn Harvestar wrote...

N7Infernox wrote...

Tell HOT BLUE BABE that SUPERWEAPONS are dumb. Finding ZAEED is far more critical to the mission.

Alternatively, ask HOT BLUE BABE if ZAEED himself is the SUPERWEAPON.

[Souchu]

LT123 wrote...

TOBY FLENDERSON wrote...

N7Infernox wrote...

Tell HOT BLUE BABE that SUPERWEAPONS are dumb. Finding ZAEED is far more critical to the mission.

[stysiaq]

Tell THE OTHER ONE that the SITUATION seems harmless. Wink to Kaidan to see if he got the PUN. Check your SWAGMETER after that.

[jaydubs67]

PAUSE again.

LIARA has ONE SKILL POINT to spend to try to get SHEPARD to like her more.  

SHADOW BROKER:              + _ _ _ _
SPACE MAGIC:                      + _ _ _ _ 
ALIEN BABE:                        + _ _ _ _
ARMS:                                  _ _ _ _ _
HAIR:                                    _ _ _ _ _
SHEPARD I'M PREGNANT:    _ _ _ _ _   

Modifié par jaydubs67, 03 juillet 2012 - 09:48 .

[brain_damage]

Souchu wrote...

LT123 wrote...

TOBY FLENDERSON wrote...

N7Infernox wrote...

Tell HOT BLUE BABE that SUPERWEAPONS are dumb. Finding ZAEED is far more critical to the mission.

[skibomb51]

Attempt to go THATAWAY, only to find that your path is blocked by SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE CRATES. Cue IMMERSION-BREAKING TUTORIAL that informs you that you have the ability to CLIMB said SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE CRATES in order to continue THATAWAY. Rather that conventionally CLIMB, stick it to the IMMERSION-BREAKING TUTORIAL by using your SWAG to BACKFLIP up the SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE CRATES and proceed THATAWAY.

[EricHVela]

GO back outside into the DUST STORM and NOTICE that THE OTHER ONE only WEARS a BREATHER MASK.

[Ring1]

skibomb51 wrote...

Attempt to go THATAWAY, only to find that your path is blocked by SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE CRATES. Cue IMMERSION-BREAKING TUTORIAL that informs you that you have the ability to CLIMB said SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE CRATES in order to continue THATAWAY. Rather that conventionally CLIMB, stick it to the IMMERSION-BREAKING TUTORIAL by using your SWAG to BACKFLIP up the SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE CRATES and proceed THATAWAY.

After finding the random data pad about the PLOT.

[Flubberlub]

brain_damage wrote...

Souchu wrote...

LT123 wrote...

TOBY FLENDERSON wrote...

N7Infernox wrote...

Tell HOT BLUE BABE that SUPERWEAPONS are dumb. Finding ZAEED is far more critical to the mission.

[skibomb51]

Ring1 wrote...

skibomb51 wrote...

Attempt to go THATAWAY, only to find that your path is blocked by SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE CRATES. Cue IMMERSION-BREAKING TUTORIAL that informs you that you have the ability to CLIMB said SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE CRATES in order to continue THATAWAY. Rather that conventionally CLIMB, stick it to the IMMERSION-BREAKING TUTORIAL by using your SWAG to BACKFLIP up the SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE CRATES and proceed THATAWAY.

After finding the random data pad about the PLOT.

Completely agree, 100%.  Wouldn't want to leave any PLOT "devices" just hanging around...

[Lankist]

Ring1 wrote...

Take the time to WANDER AROUND AIMLESSLY

You proceed to WANDER AROUND AIMLESSLY in search of the TREASURE that you SAID you were going to LOOK FOR several pages ago.

LIARA insists that you're being JUVENILE and something something REAPERS PROTHEANS AND PLOT RELEVANT INFORMATION THATAWAY.




FINE, GEEZ.

You agree to GO FIND THE PLOT.

There's probably no secret hidden treasure here anyway.







You are now at COVENIENTLY BOTTLENECKED TRAIN STATION A.

LIARA says that the PLOT is at CONVENIENTLY BOTTLENECKED TRAIN STATION B, which you can only get to through STATION A for DRAMATIC EFFECT.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Use ARMLESS BIOTIC'S SINGULARITY and steal the dude holding a shield with his chest's shield.

[Kavatica]

Do your best ILLUSIVE MAN impression to convince the CERBERUS AGENTS that there are really important things they should be doing THATAWAY.

[the_zorg001]

Tell them that if they surrender you'll get them a pair of arms.

[Progman Omega]

Use your OMNITOOL to SUMMON the almighty BRUCE CAMPBELL VI.  Surley CERBERUS will KNEEL before BRUCE'S GLORY.

[The Love Runner]

Hide in those boxes and sneak past them as the Cerberus Soliders explode for no reason.

[Hypertion]

throw Blue Squid Head at them and run past while they are confused.

[Ring1]

ENGAGE the two troopers then use one of their helmet radios that they INEXPLICABLY did not use during the course of the TEDIOUS firefight and summon more troopers using the CLEVER ruse that you are a RANDOM squad that doesn't exist and needs to be moved to COVENIENTLY BOTTLENECKED STATION B to reach the PLOT DEVICE so story can progress to FETCH QUESTS and EAVESDROPPING.

[Highlord Fox]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Use ARMLESS BIOTIC'S SINGULARITY and steal the dude holding a shield with his chest's shield.

[skibomb51]

Ring1 wrote...

ENGAGE the two troopers then use one of their helmet radios that they INEXPLICABLY did not use during the course of the TEDIOUS firefight and summon more troopers using the CLEVER ruse that you are a RANDOM squad that doesn't exist and needs to be moved to COVENIENTLY BOTTLENECKED STATION B to reach the PLOT DEVICE so story can progress to FETCH QUESTS and EAVESDROPPING.

+1

I now have a side cramp from laughing.  I can't even bring myself to come up with something, because it would pale in comparison to this... 

[CiA121]

Steal the shield from the Cerberus troopers and use it as a Surfboard to reach the COVENIENTLY BOTTLENECKED STATION B. Don't forget to put your Rayban Aviator for some SWAG bonus.

Modifié par CiA121, 04 juillet 2012 - 01:44 .

[Ymotobuck]

Break the 4th wall to find the treasure and mark its location on a detailed map to get it after all the PLOT stuff is done with

[Ymotobuck]

do this first, but put the sheild in your inventory for later use afterwards

CiA121 wrote...

Steal the shield from the Cerberus troopers and use it as a Surfboard to reach the COVENIENTLY BOTTLENECKED STATION B. Don't forget to put your Rayban Aviator for some SWAG bonus.

[Severyx]

DO a BARREL ROLL.