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[Swinns]

nogram3 wrote...

Elite Trooper wrote...

SING the Russian NATIONAL ANTHEM to see how they respond

[Dark-Soldi3r]

Swinns wrote...

nogram3 wrote...

Elite Trooper wrote...

SING the Russian NATIONAL ANTHEM to see how they respond

[Wickwrackscar]

Kavatica wrote...

Do your best ILLUSIVE MAN impression to convince the CERBERUS AGENTS that there are really important things they should be doing THATAWAY.

This and don't forget to make ample use of the word "YUMANITY".

[Progman Omega]

Dark-Soldi3r wrote...

Swinns wrote...

nogram3 wrote...

Elite Trooper wrote...

SING the Russian NATIONAL ANTHEM to see how they respond

[LT123]

Ring1 wrote...

ENGAGE the two troopers then use one of their helmet radios that they INEXPLICABLY did not use during the course of the TEDIOUS firefight and summon more troopers using the CLEVER ruse that you are a RANDOM squad that doesn't exist and needs to be moved to COVENIENTLY BOTTLENECKED STATION B to reach the PLOT DEVICE so story can progress to FETCH QUESTS and EAVESDROPPING.

[Jonata]

Yes, I agree. SING the Russian NATIONAL ANTHEM.

(I'll avoid the quoteception)

[Cirrusstrafe]

There are THREE UNASSUMING BOXES and THREE OF YOU.

I think you KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[Hadea]

Shepard puts on the black dress and some lipstick, bats his eyelashes and attempts to seduce them!

[Lankist]

Progman Omega wrote...

Use your OMNITOOL to SUMMON the almighty BRUCE CAMPBELL VI.

Elite Trooper wrote...

SING the Russian NATIONAL ANTHEM to see how they respond

You summon BRUCE VI, who begins poorly singing the RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM.

CERBERUS TROOPS say it's THAT GUY FROM EVIL DEAD!

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Use ARMLESS BIOTIC'S SINGULARITY and steal the dude holding a shield with his chest's shield.

UPSET by this, BRUCE proceeds to list all of the PRODUCTIONS that he has been in which were not EVIL DEAD.

He does not mention MCHALE'S NAVY.


Meanwhile, TEAM SHEPARD enacts CUNNING PLAN with BIOTICS.




WHILE THIS IS WAY COOLER THAN TAKING THE TRAIN, IT IS ALSO IMMENSELY AWKWARD.


WHAT DO?

TullyAckland wrote...

This has rapidly become my favorite thread on the citadel.

<3

Modifié par Lankist, 06 juillet 2012 - 04:31 .

[Progman Omega]

SURF the EXTRANET

[BaconBitz.KB]

Assign skill point acquired from swagtastic biotic surfing

[BackwardsMan4TW]

Go to prothean archives. Drape curtain around hologram projector to hide yourself from anyone with glowing husk eyes who might try snooping.

[Wickwrackscar]

Use your SWAG skill and turn on your GUNMOUNTED FLASHLIGHT in hope that there is a DARK CREEPY HALLWAY ahead.

Whatever you do, NEVER NEVER EVER use the GUN while FLASHLIGHT is active, because it's BAD for the FRAMERATE.

[Icyflare]

Biotically punch your way past the arbitrary fight sequence and into the Mars Archive. Tell the Illusive Man where he can stick it.

[Beliar86]

Obviously the answer is break the 4th wall and ask their creator Lankist to just skip the BS and give them the crucible plans and a convenient droid body because **** mars that's why

P.S. good job with bruce campbell there

Modifié par Beliar86, 06 juillet 2012 - 07:28 .

[astheoceansblue]

Awesome thread is AWESOME.

Excellent ms paint work OP, bookmarked this thread.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

ORDER the ARMLESS BIOTIC to HEADBUTT one of the cerberus bad buys.

[Severyx]

I'll try this again, as it seems wildly appropriate right now.

DO a BARREL ROLL (into the cerberus waiting on the far side)

[Mardelon]

Overcome immense awkwardness by moving yourself to the top of the pile. Then enjoy the rest of the ride.

[HNNNNNNG]

activate the swag

[Elite Trooper]

Drape your CANADIAN FLAG into a cape, EXTEND your arm, and SING the CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

[Cirrusstrafe]

Lankist wrote...

WHILE THIS IS WAY COOLER THAN TAKING THE TRAIN, IT IS ALSO IMMENSELY AWKWARD.

WHAT DO?

Careening through the air?  On a "hoverboard"?

Time to do some MAD TONY HAWK™ TRICKS, to APPROPRIATELY AWESOME MUSIC.

Modifié par Cirrusstrafe, 06 juillet 2012 - 08:10 .

[Volc19]

Turn up your SWAG so high that it BREAKS THE WALLS OF SPACETIME and gets ZAEED out of that TIMELOOP.

[Progman Omega]

Volc19 wrote...

Turn up your SWAG so high that it BREAKS THE WALLS OF SPACETIME and gets ZAEED out of that TIMELOOP.

[MrStoob]

Severyx wrote...

DO a BARREL ROLL