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[nhcre8tv1]

[quote]Volc19 wrote...

Turn up your SWAG so high that it BREAKS THE WALLS OF SPACETIME and gets ZAEED out of that TIMELOOP.[/quote]
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Also has any made this into web comic form yet?

Modifié par nhcre8tv1, 09 juillet 2012 - 03:11 .

[Lankist]

nogram3 wrote...

realise that you aren't wearing a helmet
on the surface of mars

UH OH

Looks like somebody didn't think THIS BIT through.


We better wrap this GAG up quickly before the whole INTERNAL LOGIC breaks down!




You are now in the PROZAC ARCHIVES or WHATEVER.



((Sorry it's been a few days. Thunderstorm somehow fried my modem.))

[snackrat]

Try and shoot TIM's hologram!

[Lord Mountbatten]

It's that guy Renegade Shep was friends with at the end of the last game! Should play catch-up with him. I'm sure everyone has a lot of interesting stories to tell about the last few months.

[The Love Runner]

Have The Illusive Man blow off Shepard by telling him that Cerberus is against him, even though they worked together in the previous adventure.

Then have Shepard troll the Bruce Campbell VI at The Illusive Man.

[Ymotobuck]

moon TIM then put the sheild you used as a surfboard in your inventory

[Abraham_uk]

Karsciyin wrote...

Try and shoot TIM's hologram!

Yes because that really worked well in extended cut.

Though it was the hologram of starchild.

If you did that to The Illusive Man, the console/PC would send a signal directly to Martin Sheen. He'll send you a very angry email on your personal computer because that's the best he can come up with.

[CySR2]

TIM's hologram starts rapping ala Tupac

[Ring1]

As the RENEGADE you are stand next to TIM and lecture Kaidan and the other one on how Cerberus is truly the good guys even though they were acting TRANSPARENTLY evil earlier. TIM then tells you that things just aren't working out and it's time to go our seperate ways. Then use your one point in LIE to convince Kaidan that you never worked for Cerberus if that doesn't work then try to shoot him like you wish you did on Virmire... How could you possibly miss if you can shoot as good as you can lie.

OR

Ask TIM how he created an army and imply that he found the Star Forge from KOTOR....

OR

Mix the two to create some nonsensical PLOT that establishes that we need to GET to the Citadel to begin EAVESDROPPING to acquire higher NUMBERS that are somehow IMPORTANT.

I'm sorry I know I was only supposed to do one but... Sorry..

[Jonata]

****** on the PROZAC ARCHIVES to MARK them as your OWN.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Check for any sexbots downloading things.

[N7Infernox]

You notice that the terminal near you has been infected with that pesky ILLUSIVE VIRUS you had on the normandy. You compare SWAG with the HOLOGRAM regarless.

[Selvec_Darkon]

Tweak TIM holograms nipples.

[Spartanburger]

Try to steal TIM's air.

Using your lies skill. And Big MclargeHuge as a destraction.

[magikoopa24]

Have ARMLESS BIOTIC access the PLOT FILES. PONDER why the BRUCE CAMPBELL VI looks DIFFERENT than before. Ask the "BRUCE CAMPBELL VI" why HE is BLUE and how HE got out of your SPACE POCKET.

[Bergy_si]

They realize that the Illusive Man is actually taking a dump.

Modifié par Bergy_si, 10 juillet 2012 - 09:51 .

[Icyflare]

Challenge the Illusive Man to a dance contest. Hey, it got you off of Earth...

[Yaevinn]

Lankist wrote...
((Sorry it's been a few days. Thunderstorm somehow fried my modem.))

Plug out both power and line connector before storm.

[Severyx]

ASK the ILLUSIVE MAN if he's familiar with TIMBITS.

[belisariu]

Jonata wrote...

****** on the PROZAC ARCHIVES to MARK them as your OWN.

This

[the_zorg001]

Show TIM the pamphlet (it's been enough time in your pocket).

[EL_SiD679]

TIM doesn't recognize you without your aviators, so you conveniently pull out a pair from your inventory

[MrStoob]

TIM is actually the Hatsune Miku hologram, and starts singing PO-PI-PO

Modifié par MrStoob, 10 juillet 2012 - 06:12 .

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

belisariu wrote...

Jonata wrote...

****** on the PROZAC ARCHIVES to MARK them as your OWN.

This

[Aramiss Ducati]

Rewire Tim's projector so you can get HBO and showtime on it.