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[Vataxa]

Bergy_si wrote...

KAIDAN lost his gun, so he is just looking for something to replace it.

He also lost his arms.
He's probably looking for those too.

[Lord Mountbatten]

Who needs wits when you have corporeal form?

[Selvec_Darkon]

Selvec_Darkon wrote...

TURN OFF the hologram and win the BATTLE OF WITS.

Then DANCE your VICTORY DANCE. Cause everyone knows Shepherd is the best damned dancer in the galaxy!

Modifié par Selvec_Darkon, 12 juillet 2012 - 07:32 .

[Most Definitely Sane]

Ask the Illusive Man if he's seen any dorky brown haired men with the initials P.P. lately.

[Abraham_uk]

Why do peoples arms appear then disappear? Is it because people walk with their arms behind their backs? (Which is that awkward walk that people in the millitary do during drills).

Also why haven't they levelled up yet? They've almost completed the mission.

[MrStoob]

Repeat back to TIM everything he says in a really childish fashion to win the battle of wits, causing him to be so riled, he disappears off. Then continue hunting for any SEXY ROBOTs in the area while Liara waffles on about BLAH BLAH, PLOT, THE THING, PROZAC BEACONS!

[HNNNNNNG]

EDIT: (got a better idea)

Pull out your BRUCE VI and use it to aid you in the BATTLE OF WITS.

Modifié par HNNNNNNG, 12 juillet 2012 - 07:15 .

[Arterius]

Inflict upon TIM the greatest insult an enemy can suffer: to be ignored (okeer style), then just shut the hologram down to look for any suspicious robots stealing plot devices.

Modifié par ArteriusN7, 12 juillet 2012 - 09:42 .

[LT123]

Selvec_Darkon wrote...

Selvec_Darkon wrote...

TURN OFF the hologram and win the BATTLE OF WITS.

Then DANCE your VICTORY DANCE. Cause everyone knows Shepherd is the best damned dancer in the galaxy!

[Jonata]

Use what's left of your ****** in the BLADDER to win the BATTLE OF WITS.

[Cronotis]

Tell TIM that you are a DIMWITTED SOILDER and have no chance of winning a BATTLE OF WITS, however you do have GUN STUFF and proceed to SHOOT THE POWER SOURCE of TIM's holo projector.

[Icyflare]

Try and win a round of PATTYCAKE with the armless Illusive Man, which somehow establishes your DOMINANCE as the master of WITS. Make Kaiden listen to Liara's speech about BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, PROZEANS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, PLOT DEVICE while you go off to search for sexy ROBOTS yourself.

Modifié par Icyflare, 13 juillet 2012 - 07:31 .

[Bergy_si]

TIMs hologram battery is low, you start saying your goodbyes, your mom told you to be polite!

[Severyx]

WIN the BATTLE OF WITS by telling the hologram it's WRONG and it SHOULD FEEL BAD.

[Ina_srn]

Cronotis wrote...

Tell TIM that you are a DIMWITTED SOILDER and have no chance of winning a BATTLE OF WITS, however you do have GUN STUFF and proceed to SHOOT THE POWER SOURCE of TIM's holo projector.

[Chessrook44]

Tell TIM that you'd love to face him in a BATTLE OF WITS, but he appears to be UNARMED.

[Mevanna]

Chessrook44 wrote...

Tell TIM that you'd love to face him in a BATTLE OF WITS, but he appears to be UNARMED.

unARMed, more like ^^

[Lankist]

MrStoob wrote...

Repeat back to TIM everything he says in a really childish fashion to win the battle of wits

HNNNNNNG wrote...

Pull out your BRUCE VI and use it to aid you in the BATTLE OF WITS.

YOU and BRUCE give ILLUSIVE MAN crap.

"SHEPARD, you always were a STUBBORN IDEALIST."

ShEpArD, yOu AlWaYs WeRe A sTuBbOrN iDeAlIsT.

"You never really believed in CERBERUS."

YoU nEvEr ReAlLy BeLiEvEd In CeRbErUs.

"Stop it."

StOp It.

Cronotis wrote...

proceed to SHOOT THE POWER SOURCE of TIM's holo projector.

You DECLARE yourself to be the WINNER of the BATTLE OF WITS.

You have WON the BATTLE OF WITS.




Well, actually, now we're back to SQUARE O-

s         h      e   p   A R D  THE  PLOT     I   S     t     h    i    s     w    a        y

Modifié par Lankist, 14 juillet 2012 - 03:03 .

[Lankist]

damn it that wasn't edit.

Modifié par Lankist, 14 juillet 2012 - 03:03 .

[MJpoland]

Order Bruce VI to fetch the plotbot back. Then in witty fashion think about your last order and start running yourself.

In the next plotscreen try asking Liara to use Singularity to stop the plotbot, however Liara refuses because that would break the plot. Then accidently trip over Cerberus shield lost some plot-time ago and fall in amazing manner on the plotbot stopping the plot and making James (due to shock of seeing Shepards amazing fall) crash into Kaidan fullfilling the plot requirements. Shepard gets +1 SWAG

Modifié par MJpoland, 14 juillet 2012 - 02:55 .

[nogram3]

ask the plotbot to join your crew

[Selvec_Darkon]

Order Burce VI to play Boots Randolph's "Yakety Sax" and engage in british chase scene.

Modifié par Selvec_Darkon, 14 juillet 2012 - 07:59 .

[Bergy_si]

Take a few minutes to stare at sexbot's ass.

[Wickwrackscar]

EMBRACE the allmighty and INEVITABLE PLOT and persue CAMELTOE BOT.
SWING your arms and WHISTLE a HAPPY TUNE while doing it.

[I7IDanny]

Selvec_Darkon wrote...

Order Burce VI to play Boots Randolph's "Yakety Sax" and engage in british chase scene.

This. So much this.