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[Wickwrackscar]

Ah. So THAT'S what those elusive ARMS are for ...

[Cronotis]

Abraham_uk wrote...

nogram3 wrote...

practice your computer hacking skills

According to Bioware, kicking consoles actually works.

[Abraham_uk]

There was a funny comment on youtube.

The video was "Mass Effect 3 - Better with kinect"

Someone typed "So people with no arms can play Mass Effect 3". It reminded me of this epic thread.

[N7Infernox]

Start riding the SHUTTLE like a SLEIGH, because your instincts told you so.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Conro101 wrote...

>Move pull-up bars inside shuttle, attempt to activate and pilot it with your feet while working out.

[Arterius]

Conro101 wrote...

>Move pull-up bars inside shuttle, attempt to activate and pilot it with your feet while working out.

[Numdenu]

> Biceps McHugepork: Take the Shuttle. Be the Rider.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

USE the pull up bars while DRIVING the shuttle at the SAME TIME.

[Selvec_Darkon]

Vega doesn't drive a shuttle, he rides it like motorcycle. Because he's just that swag.

[Severyx]

Time to TEST THOSE GUNS he's been working on. GET INSIDE the SHUTTLE and PUSH IT FORWARD from the inside.

[bodzaital]

Finn the Jakey wrote...

I thought his name was BEEF MCBIGHUGE, this 'James' is clearly AN IMPOSTER, he must be EXPOSED AS A SPY

[TheBanshee]

Severyx wrote...

Time to TEST THOSE GUNS he's been working on. GET INSIDE the SHUTTLE and PUSH IT FORWARD from the inside.

[artificial-ignorance]

Selvec_Darkon wrote...

Spaz out as you realize your helmets crushing your awesome mohawk. Go inside the shuttle to restyle it.

^This

[Jon The Wizard]

As James Vega, first things first. Fill out the paperwork required to change your name to Pecs O'Rippedbod. Second, you have a car...JOYRIDING TIME.

[skibomb51]

Put the GUN SHOW on hold long enough to come up with a nickname for the shuttle. Attempt to BLAST THOSE ABS with some serious CRUNCHES, only to find that the annoying noise from the shuttle won't stop. Enter the shuttle, and start PUNCHING BUTTONS until it starts moving. TUNE the sound system to old-time show tunes and start SINGING ALONG. Surely they won't be a distraction while you fly...

[Tyranniac]

Severyx wrote...

Time to TEST THOSE GUNS he's been working on. GET INSIDE the SHUTTLE and PUSH IT FORWARD from the inside.

[Jonata]

Use the SHUTTLE like THOR'S HAMMER: just THROW IT and let it DRAG YOU accross the sky.

[gosimmons]

Someone please tell me that Lankist's earlier and current works are being archived somewhere?

[dpMeggers]

Jonata wrote...

Use the SHUTTLE like THOR'S HAMMER: just THROW IT and let it DRAG YOU accross the sky.

MJOLNIR! But yes. This.

[Lankist]

Conro101 wrote...

>Move pull-up bars inside shuttle, attempt to activate and pilot it with your feet while working out.

You LEARN that it is VERY DIFFICULT to do PULLUPS inside of a TINY LITTLE SHUTTLE.



You also LEARN that FLYING with your FEETS seems to have been a BAD PLAN.




Hey look it's COMMANDER ASSBASKET off in the DISTANCE.

WHAT DO?

Modifié par Lankist, 17 juillet 2012 - 03:21 .

[HNNNNNNG]

Go visit Commander Assbasket and use him for pullups. Wait, that shuttle is in the way! Just run it over.

[PSBlasius]

DOUBLE PARK with the SWAGMOBILE SHUTTLE, blocking the other ship's escape, then try to DISTRACT the SEXBOT PLOTBOT by SHOWING OFF your pumped up BICEPCS, which conveniently are still shining oily from all the medi-gel applied earlier... in a MANLY FASHION, 'fcourse.

[Selvec_Darkon]

Scream "LEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!" and ram that woman driver! Females shouldn't be allowed to pilot shuttles after all.

Modifié par Selvec_Darkon, 17 juillet 2012 - 01:11 .

[Icyflare]

Try and hit Commander Assbasket for firing at you earlier. You realize too late there was a another shuttle in your way.

[EL_SiD679]

Icyflare wrote...

Try and hit Commander Assbasket for firing at you earlier. You realize too late there was a another shuttle in your way.