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[Aetika]

Scream hard in denial.

[zorktroid]

EXAMINE PLOTBOT'S upper torso BALANCE WEIGHTS* while making HONK HONK noises.

(*They must improve SOMETHING about her BIPEDAL MOTION - which is notoriously difficult for ROBOTS - or they'd be COMPLETELY SUPERFLUOUS.)

[Hadea]

CrimsonHooj wrote...

offer PLOTBOT a SMORE

[Icyflare]

Offer plotbot a mountain of smores, half of your kingdom, and your first biotic child's hand in marriage if she tells you the secret of making Kaiden plot-relevant and interesting.

[Krunjar]

James or whatever hes called picks up Kaiden swinging him around like a baseball bat and bludgeons the plotbot into submission. Check in the cerberus shuttle for swag. After the plotbot is subdued cop a feel to see if the twins are solid metal or not.

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

Krunjar wrote...

James or whatever hes called picks up Kaiden swinging him around like a baseball bat and bludgeons the plotbot into submission. Check in the cerberus shuttle for swag. After the plotbot is subdued cop a feel to see if the twins are solid metal or not.

^this.

Also, this is epic.  Great job.

[stysiaq]

Look up to FRIDGE and don't give a damn. Let the PLOTBOT escape. Renegade interrupt any of the party members who give a damn.

[MrStoob]

Hadea wrote...

Tell the Plotbot her shoes are untied and when she bends down to tie them, slap her booty!

Fixed that for ya ^^

[Hadea]

MrStoob wrote...

Hadea wrote...

Tell the Plotbot her shoes are untied and when she bends down to tie them, slap her booty!

Fixed that for ya ^^

I approve!

[Catastrophy]

Things are getting out of hand, the Alliance is gonna ask too many questions:
Chastise Plotbot for infecting Kaiden with story relevance. Shackle the AI for further interrogation in the Normandy's dungeons. And for showing off and bragging aginst the stupid Windoff 2183 ship VI.
Tell Beef McLargeFridge you'll be "seeing him at recess!"

Devise devious plan to shut up Bluegirl about all this (should include some form of male dominance probably).

Contact Normandy to pick you up and tell the Alliance Illusive Boy needs to pay for this. Report casualties, leave Kaiden behind. Order Joker to tell the Admiral you've gone fishing.

[Fingertrip]

Use LIE against EVE.

[Silky_ZaChaos]

try to SHOOT KADIAN to put him out of his misery

[Wickwrackscar]

Lankist wrote...

Sorry to state the obvious, but this is epic.

[Lankist]

zorktroid wrote...

EXAMINE PLOTBOT'S upper torso BALANCE WEIGHTS* while making HONK HONK noises.

MrStoob wrote...

Hadea wrote...

Tell the Plotbot her shoes are untied and when she bends down to tie them, slap her booty!

the_zorg001 wrote...

Stare at Sexbot's boobs and/or cameltoe until someone slaps you back to reality.

magikoopa24 wrote...

Attempt to SEDUCE the PLOTBOT 5000
with your SWAG POINT.

CREEPY WEIRD SUGGESTION OVERLOAD.

Engaging PG-13 PROTOCOLS.




LANKIST successfully dodges a BULLET .

PLOTBOT has SHUT DOWN to prevent having to draw WEIRD STUFF.

Hey look, it's the NORMANDY! Let's all stop thinking about this obvious COP-OUT and get back to DOING THINGS.

[Northern Sun]

Fly to citadel, only to realize half-way there you forgot Kaiden.

[FFinfinity1]

Go to the citadel and discuss with the council about what to do with the reapers in the most swag way possible

[Ymotobuck]

now that the PLOT is delt with, go back to finding the treasure you almost forgot about

[Arterius]

Take the PLOTBOT 5000 back with you on the Normandy and show it to Joker and EDI while trying to bragg about how you heroically defeated it.

Then store it in the AI room, because nothing bad could ever happen if you put a PLOTBOT 5000 and a AI in the same room.

[Abraham_uk]

Northern Sun wrote...

Fly to citadel, only to realize half-way there you forgot Kaiden.

I can't stop laughing.

Also now that Mars Mission is over, do we level up?
Level up?
Level up?
No?
No to level up?

[Edolix]

Once back aboard the Normandy, order BEEF McBIGHUE to tie up LIARA and lock her up in your CABIN. Due to your prestigous title of "SPACE PIMP SUPREME" it is only fitting that she be the start of your EVER-GROWING HAREM.

[nogram3]

Northern Sun wrote...

Fly to citadel, only to realize half-way there you forgot Kaiden.

[bodzaital]

You got enough SPACE POINT to level UP while enjoying a perfectly drawn CUTSCENE.

[Ring1]

ArteriusN7 wrote...

Take the PLOTBOT 5000 back with you on the Normandy and show it to Joker and EDI while trying to bragg about how you heroically defeated it.

Then store it in the AI room, because nothing bad could ever happen if you put a PLOTBOT 5000 and a AI in the same room.

Then after bragging have a weird dream about Timbits. Reassure yourself that it will make sense at the end and there is no need to worry about the dream now. 

[fainmaca]

Take the PLOTBOT 5000 back to the TECH LAB to STUDY it. Perhaps you can unlock the SECRETS of its PLOT RELEVANCE POWER, thereby finding a way to apply it to ALL of your OLD SQUADMATES.
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Yes, even JACOB.

[belisariu]

nogram3 wrote...

Northern Sun wrote...

Fly to citadel, only to realize half-way there you forgot Kaiden.