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[Bergy_si]

Set a new Rule on the Normandy:
All young females must be without shirts! This is a safety percussion or something like that (lie)...

Then go talk to Liara.

[Abraham_uk]

Lord Mountbatten wrote...

The guy with the eyepatch is actually an allusion to The Old Republic Paint Adventures (also done by Lankist) and was the main character. John "Mynock" Konteego I think the name was.

I bet Lankist is reading the questions and crying salty hot tears of unappreciation. You monsters.

Okay. I'll google that.

I've enjoyed the paint adventures from ME 2 and 3.

[Severyx]

Use your new ONE-LINERS skill to make a brief announcement to the entire crew before heading to the Citadel.

[Jonata]

Ask SOLID SNAKE there in the upper right corner to follow you on the CITADEL.

[LT123]

Severyx wrote...

Use your new ONE-LINERS skill to make a brief announcement to the entire crew before heading to the Citadel.

[Elite Trooper]

Make a cheesy SPEECH over the intercom about how the situation with EARTH is DAMN sad but we will DAMN well overcome the odds because SHEPARD is DAMN good and that the crew better pull their DAMN socks up and grow a pair of DAMN arms or they'll be thrown out the DAMN airlock!

Then backflip.

[Jonata]

Elite Trooper wrote...
Then backflip.

No matter what action will you do first, please BACKFLIP then. ALWAYS backflip.

[Lankist]

Selvec_Darkon wrote...

Also STEAL that dudes EYEPATCH. Nobody should look cooler then commander shepherd.

YOU already HAD your ADVENTURE.

Only SHEPARD is allowed to look DOPE on this SHIP.

You STEAL the INTERGALACTIC TRANSIENT'S EYEPATCH.

Icyflare wrote...

Flirt awkwardly with Traynor using your new point in sexy one-liners.

Man, that's not how you woo a classy lady.

COMMANDER SHEPARD lives his life by the WISDOM of 38 SPECIAL.

Coincidentally, when things don't work out, COMMANDER SHEPARD relies upon the wisdom of FLOCK OF SEAGULS.

Get it? Because their only real hit was-



INTERGALACTIC TRANSIENT does that weird THING like the DOG WHISPERER and takes his EYEPATCH back.




Whatever. Let's go to the CITADEL.




SOME INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME LATER




You are now on the CITADEL DOCKS. You can see BAILEY over there, GRIMACING and SUCH.




You PUSH ALENKO down the HALL.

You're sure SOMEONE will TAKE CARE of that whole SITUATION.

[The Love Runner]

Have Shepard be bombarded by a bunch of angry customers and shifty-eyed lawyers with lawsuits in hand because he said that every store was his favorite store in the Citadel in the previous adventure, delaying his visits to Kaiden and the Council.

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 28 juillet 2012 - 04:15 .

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Sit on ALENKO'S stretcher and have BEEFCAKE push you down the hall while BAILEY and the ARMLESS BLUE ASARI chase you.

[MisterJB]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Have Shepard be bombarded by a bunch of angry customers and shifty-eyed lawyers with lawsuits in hand because he said that every store was his favorite store in the Citadel in the previous adventure, delaying his visits to Kaiden and the Council.

[Severyx]

Give Bailey the most dope brofist the galaxy has EVER SEEN.

[Ring1]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Have Shepard be bombarded by a bunch of angry customers and shifty-eyed lawyers with lawsuits in hand because he said that every store was his favorite store in the Citadel in the previous adventure, delaying his visits to Kaiden and the Council.

On the way to WHERE ever OVERHEAR some RANDOM conversations about SEMI-PLOT stuff and feel COMPELED to help the RANDOM people.

Modifié par Ring1, 28 juillet 2012 - 06:32 .

[IamDanThaMan]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Have Shepard be bombarded by a bunch of angry customers and shifty-eyed lawyers with lawsuits in hand because he said that every store was his favorite store in the Citadel in the previous adventure, delaying his visits to Kaiden and the Council.

Definitely this.

[Icyflare]

Follow the plot to the Council so you can beat feet out of there and grab your awesome buddy Garrus on Palaven. Oh, and save the Primarch too. That thing.

[nogram3]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Have Shepard be bombarded by a bunch of angry customers and shifty-eyed lawyers with lawsuits in hand because he said that every store was his favorite store in the Citadel in the previous adventure, delaying his visits to Kaiden and the Council.

and grow arms

[Sifr]

Get accosted by a DULL and LIFELESS woman who claims to be a REPORTER. You don't listen to what she says, secretly suspecting her of being a CYLON, sent to steal your SWAG. However, because BREASTS are your KRYPTONITE, you allow this CHO-BOT a place on your ride.

:innocent:

Modifié par Sifr1449, 28 juillet 2012 - 10:24 .

[MCB280]

Severyx wrote...

Give Bailey the most dope brofist the galaxy has EVER SEEN.

[Hypertion]

look around for a reporter to PUNCH.

[Bergy_si]

Go to hospital and list Alenko for boob-job so he will get some Female Intuition.

[HNNNNNNG]

Show bailey your new swag

[Jonata]

Bergy_si wrote...

Go to hospital and list Alenko for boob-job so he will get some Female Intuition.

This. Use your INFLUENCE to sign up Alenko for a GENDER CHANGE while he's still HALF-DEAD.

[Elite Trooper]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Have Shepard be bombarded by a bunch of angry customers and shifty-eyed lawyers with lawsuits in hand because he said that every store was his favorite store in the Citadel in the previous adventure, delaying his visits to Kaiden and the Council.

+100 (so now you need to do it)

[Highlord Fox]

Sifr1449 wrote...

Get accosted by a DULL and LIFELESS woman who claims to be a REPORTER. You don't listen to what she says, secretly suspecting her of being a CYLON, sent to steal your SWAG. However, because BREASTS are your KRYPTONITE, you allow this CHO-BOT a place on your ride.

:innocent:

[Ymotobuck]

Bergy_si wrote...

Go to hospital and list Alenko for boob-job so he will get some Female Intuition.