3482 odpowiedzi w tym temacie

[Severyx]

Shepard pisses his pants due to almost dying AGAIN, and flees with a waddle-like flee (wet pants are uncomfortable, yo). Anderson has to catch up!

[I7IDanny]

Severyx wrote...

Shepard pisses his pants due to almost dying AGAIN, and flees with a waddle-like flee (wet pants are uncomfortable, yo). Anderson has to catch up!

[Pockydon]

Run away from anderson and the broken window singing tiptoe through the tulips until you get back to your room, then hide under the bed and wet yourself.

[gosimmons]

Bravo to the OP.

Hilarious project.

[Greeneye-s]

> Hide behind Anderson's superior swag, ask what his secrets are to being so swag.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Click your feet three times and say "There is no place like home".

[stysiaq]

WE STAND UP OR WE KEEP LYING ON THE FLOOR THATS THE PLAN

[Sir Fluffykins]

Everything is shaken up. Anderson walks over and says

"Rise and shine, Commander Shepard. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Commander Shepard. Wake up and smell the ashes." +10 Indoctrination

Commander Shepard starts his journey through City 17 as Harbinger shouts one-liners

[Kia Purity]

Mysteriously switch genders and no one notices.

Run to Normandy screaming and holding a pumpkin over your head. (Don't ask about the pumpkin. IT DOES NOT EXIST.)

ETA: And laser eyes the reapers too, like this: http://kiapurity.lea...sertim-edit.jpg (pay no mind the fact that it's TIM being laser eyed. HE'S A PUMPKIN.)

Użytkownik Kia Purity edytował ten post 10 czerwiec 2012 - 08:31

[enormousmoonboots]

Use laser eyes to return fire at the Reapers.

[Irespawnoften]

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Use laser eyes to return fire at the Reapers.

[Lankist]

BackwardsMan4TW wrote...

Take Anderson's pistol, jump out windows and run along rooftops. With adrenaline rush activated. Slo-mo....

You STEAL ANDERSON'S PISTOL.

You gain +20 SWAG.




COMBAT ROLL!


POORLY TIMED ADRENALINE RUSH




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-guh


ANDERSON took the STAIRS.

Użytkownik Lankist edytował ten post 10 czerwiec 2012 - 09:42

[Most Definitely Sane]

Kia Purity wrote...

Mysteriously switch genders and no one notices.

And then ask Anderson where he got the pants.

Użytkownik Most Definitely Sane edytował ten post 10 czerwiec 2012 - 09:43

[Edolix]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Kia Purity wrote...

Mysteriously switch genders and no one notices.

And then ask Anderson where he got the pants.

And then steal them again.

[MCB280]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Kia Purity wrote...

Mysteriously switch genders and no one notices.

And then ask Anderson where he got the pants.

Then do a barrel to get to the normandry

[Arcataye]

gosimmons wrote...

Bravo to the OP.
Hilarious project.

Agree, bravo!
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I wonder if BEEF MCBIGHUGE saves that plant from Shepard's room.

[MrStoob]

MrStoob wrote...

While unconscious you have a happy dream. Pinky Pie prances around you singing as you rest on a rainbow,

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Jump on top of a reaper and do the truffle shuffle.

[Pockydon]

Slap Anderson for taking the stairs, then pick up the pistol and radio joker. Tell him to get some cookies ready and to come and pick you up, then stand behind Anderson and start yelling words of encouragement into his ear with adrenaline rush on.

[Deltakarma]

Begin shooting randomly, wasting your thermal clips and use Anderson as a shield to ram down the husks and Cannibals in your way.

[Progman Omega]

Look over the balcony and shoot the starchild. GALAXY SAVED.

[Lankist]

Deltakarma wrote...

Begin shooting randomly, wasting your thermal clips

You SHOW the REAPERS who's BOSS by FIRING RANDOMLY in ALL DIRECTIONS.




Your PISTOL overheats. You now have ZERO THERMAL CLIPS.




Well that was certainly productive.

Apparently SOMEONE HERE isn't SWAG ENOUGH to pack more than ONE CLIP.

[Lmaoboat]

Maybe you new need one of those old models that cooled down on their own from before when you died.

Użytkownik Lmaoboat edytował ten post 11 czerwiec 2012 - 12:19

[TrulyInnovative]

Use adrenaline rush, run past the husk, and leave Anderson to deal with the undead, flesh-eating man-machine hybrid.

Oh and great job, btw. I'm loving this thread!

Użytkownik TrulyInnovative edytował ten post 11 czerwiec 2012 - 12:26